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Happy pride to my favourite bastards ♥️💜💚💛🧡❤️🖤🏳️‍🌈 

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Can't help but headcanon that last image as Harry Jones trolling his Time Lord alter ego.

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It's not quite to the level of "Anthony Ainley answering his phone in character" but it's still nice to see another actor playing the Master and being an Absolute Dork about it.

Sacha Dhawan in Call Me Master by Big Finish BTS

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Got a troll comment on my fic this morning along the lines of "your writing is bad and you should delete this and pretend you never wrote it" and while I honestly dgaf, it's very funny to imagine someone reading up to the sixth chapter of the 11th story in a series and this is the thing that finally made them snap.

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More "Two Can Play At That Game"!

I apparently cannot be stopped perpetually adding to this series, because even after ostensibly finishing it, I'm still writing fics in this Chameleon Arched Spydoc universe.

So here's one about Suzi, a few years after the events of Strength In Numbers:

They Keep (Almost) Killing Suzi

Summary:

My name is Suzi Smith-Jones. Eighteen years old. Utterly brilliant. Stuck in Leeds.

A long time ago, my parents used to be aliens. The Storm Lady and the Night Man.

All I ever wanted to do was see the stars, just like the Night Man promised me.

But then I died—

(almost)

—and everything changed.

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making aus for ocs are so funny cause like. theyre already in a situation… but what if they were in a DIFFERENT situation

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I received a very lovely comment on one of my Doctor Who fics, which stated that I was apparently responsible for getting them into the world of fanfiction in general.

So if the person who wrote the smutty TenSimm Series 3 AU on LiveJournal in 2007/2008 is reading this, please know that the chain of degeneracy you began has continued on into a new generation 😆

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Dying laughing watching both of them going in, having a Looking Around Moment, and then immediately lunging for the TARDIS console with freaky little gremlin energy, like "ooo, gotta touch all the buttons, they're not here to stop me"

The Doctor and the Master in each other's TARDISes

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It took almost 4 years but finally, FINALLY, Strength in Numbers, the final(-ish) story in the Two Can Play At That Game series, is complete and posted on AO3!

I'm both extremely proud of it (the entire series clocks in at almost 250,000 words) and at a bit of a loss for what to do next.

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Eurovision 2025 as Chris Fleming Quotes

Back and more incomprehensible than ever! Here's my 2022 attempt.

Armenia (PARG, "Survivor")

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Australia (Go-Jo, "Milkshake Man")

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Belgium (Red Sebastian, "Strobe Lights")

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Croatia (Marko Bošnjak, "Poison Cake")

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Estonia (Tommy Cash, "Espresso Macchiato")

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Finland (Erika Vikman, "Ich Komme")

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Iceland (VÆB, "RÓA")

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Ireland (EMMY, "Laika Party")

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Italy (Lucio Corsi, "Volevo Essere Un Duro")

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Latvia (Tautumeitas, "Bur man laimi")

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Lithuania (Katarsis, "Tavo akys")

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Luxembourg (Laura Thorn, "La Poupée Monte Le Son")

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Malta (Miriana Conte, "Kant")

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The Netherlands (Claude, "C'est La Vie")

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Norway (Kyle Alessandro, "Lighter")

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Poland (Justyna Steczkowska, "GAJA")

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San Marino (Gabry Ponte, "Tutta L'Italia")

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Slovenia (Klemen, "How Much Time Do We Have Left")

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Sweden (KAJ, "Bara Bada Bastu")

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United Kingdom (Remember Monday, "What the Hell Just Happened?")

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Other Eurovision memes by me:

Eurovision 2021 as John Mulaney Quotes (and Part 2)

Eurovision 2022 as Chris Fleming/Gayle Quotes

Image Text/Sources:

Armenia: "I'm like a spa scavenger." (source: "the Korean Spa")

Australia: "'This guy has a girlfriend?' Yeah, we met on Waze." (source: "Am I a Man?")

Azerbaijan: "Should I run about this?" (source: "DePiglio")

Belgium: (description: person standing in the woods screaming) (source: “Meeting Boyfriends”)

Estonia: “And the boyfriend’s jazzing around, all proud of himself, like a seagull who just pulled off a Dorito heist at the beach.” (source: “What To Do If Your Boyfriend Proposes on Christmas Eve”)

Croatia: "What happened? Did you witness a murder?" (source: "Showpig")

Finland: "I'm a very horny person, that's why I get into the work." (source: "a theater artist")

Iceland: "How nice would it be to have the confidence of a teenage coffee drinker?" (source: "Teens Who Drink Coffee")

Ireland: "It's usually 99% women, 1% their emotional support animals." (source: "Showpig")

Italy: "My family is very proper and elegant and I look like a Halloween decoration." (source: "My Cousin's Wedding")

Latvia: "So they hatch this Spooky Sister Plan..." (source: "the Korean Spa")

Lithuania: "I would've had to fall to my knees and play it off like I'd just gotten out of some cult in Ohio." (source: "the Korean Spa")

Luxembourg: "They either see me as 'Cute Dorky Girl Next Door' or 'Sexy Chanteuse'." (source: "Showpig")

Malta: "It would be a lot easier to prove my innocence if this weren't the only evidence from that moment." (source: "My Cousin's Wedding")

The Netherlands: "And now he's guided by an intrusive dad mom voice in his head." (source: "Tom Cruise Theory")

Norway: "Relax, you tall virgin." (source: "the Korean Spa")

Poland: "It feels almost like how the Salem Witch Trials began." (source: "My Superbowl Sunday with Dane Cook")

San Marino: "Where do you think we are, Italy?" (source: "Davis II")

Slovenia: "There's a gloom over the room... the usual glee is far, far away." (source: "St Vincent, Crazy Pete and Kevin Magee")

Sweden: "You guys would be totally happy alone on a rock in the middle of a lake just harmonizing and dexterously self-grooming like bonobos until the end of time." (source: "the Korean Spa")

United Kingdom: "What in the name of god happened here today? What happened here on this very day?" (source: "St Vincent, Crazy Pete and Kevin Magee")

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And there we have it: just in time for the 61st anniversary of Doctor Who, my full rewrite of the 50th anniversary!

I hope folks enjoy it; it was a lot of fun to write Missy in general, especially Missy-pretending-to-be-the-Doctor. I started writing this thing in 2021 and it's a relief to finally finish it.

(The downside to finishing, of course, is that I need to go back to my other WIPs and try to finish some of those.)

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Chapter Six, in which all hell breaks loose.

The Doctor was not supposed to show up in the fake-Afterlife Missy was running, because the Doctor was not supposed to die, and he was definitely not supposed to die before teaming up with all his former selves and saving Gallifrey at the end of the Time War.

Faced with a temporal paradox that could destroy everything (including and especially herself), Missy finds herself doing the very last thing she ever wanted or expected to do: impersonating the Doctor and saving the day.

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Chapter Five, in which we take a break before all hell breaks loose.

The Doctor was not supposed to show up in the fake-Afterlife Missy was running, because the Doctor was not supposed to die, and he was definitely not supposed to die before teaming up with all his former selves and saving Gallifrey at the end of the Time War.

Faced with a temporal paradox that could destroy everything (including and especially herself), Missy finds herself doing the very last thing she ever wanted or expected to do: impersonating the Doctor and saving the day.

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Chapter Four, in which Missy solves a problem by creating about a dozen significantly worse problems.

The Doctor was not supposed to show up in the fake-Afterlife Missy was running, because the Doctor was not supposed to die, and he was definitely not supposed to die before teaming up with all his former selves and saving Gallifrey at the end of the Time War.

Faced with a temporal paradox that could destroy everything (including and especially herself), Missy finds herself doing the very last thing she ever wanted or expected to do: impersonating the Doctor and saving the day.

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Chapter Three, in which there are three Doctors, one fake-Doctor, and the author has to figure out how the heck to refer to them all...

The Doctor was not supposed to show up in the fake-Afterlife Missy was running, because the Doctor was not supposed to die, and he was definitely not supposed to die before teaming up with all his former selves and saving Gallifrey at the end of the Time War.

Faced with a temporal paradox that could destroy everything (including and especially herself), Missy finds herself doing the very last thing she ever wanted or expected to do: impersonating the Doctor and saving the day.

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Chapter Two is up! "Impossible Girls": in which Missy has her first attempt at impersonation and we add Clara and Kate into the mix.

The Doctor was not supposed to show up in the fake-Afterlife Missy was running, because the Doctor was not supposed to die, and he was definitely not supposed to die before teaming up with all his former selves and saving Gallifrey at the end of the Time War.

Faced with a temporal paradox that could destroy everything (including and especially herself), Missy finds herself doing the very last thing she ever wanted or expected to do: impersonating the Doctor and saving the day.