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Sometimes I wish people thought I was crazy. Not like psycho murderer crazy but like just not all there. I don’t want to be stupid crazy I want to be like Luna Lovegood level of crazy. I want to be able to do strange things or say something a little weird and people just be like ‘oh yeah that’s normal’. I want to sit on my kitchen counter in the dark and drink tea. I want to just stand in a corner facing a wall humming a song. I want to have that look in my eyes like I’m not really present. I want to be so quiet that sometimes people don’t even notice I walked in a room and it looks like I just appeared. I want to be weird and strange and kinda wise but only occasionally. I want to be the little weird girl that lives in the back of my head.

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Paige Payne

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do you ever just put on the fanciest dress you own turn on some waltz/ball music and start dancing around your room? If your answer was no go and do it. I legit feel like the prettiest princess.

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Younger siblings are so weird?

I just bought a new dog and I’m outside before the suns fully risen which is already like ??? But I’m the first one awake because I had to take my dog to pee and my siblings just woke up so I’m babysitting both, anyway the dog just pooped and my 9 year old brother just asked me if he could pick up her poop? Then my 5 year old sister found the dogs poo from last night and asked if she could pick it up?

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watching mlb season 5

ain’t no way that the reason this girl wears pink jeans every day is because she had a regular pair that she got paint on.

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Despicable Me

so I’m watching despicable me movies with my little brother and we’re on the second one. I’ve decided Dr. Nafario sucks. Like in the first one where Gru has the girls for the first time the Dr. straight up discovers Gru is starting to love his new daughters and calls the Despicable Me version of Umbridge and asks to return them? And then in the second one bromie is working with the macho man behind Grus back?

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y’all need this

So my dad turned in Snoop Doggs new kids album. Rn we’re listening to the Affirmation Song and honestly this is full of man’s just going “I believe in myself” and kids repeating him. Honestly full of affirmations literally everyone on tumblr needs to be listening to.

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okay I need some help

so I’ve randomly remembered this cartoon I was completely obsessed with when I was like five and all I can remember is that there was this little boy who wears like a baseball cap and has like black hair. And in the intro to the show with like the theme song and stuff the kid opens his head. (I know it sounds weird but I would’ve given up eating to watch that show when I was little) bro also had an older brother who was blonde I think. Anyway I need someone to know what it is bc I swear I’ll drive myself insane looking for it

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You ever see a book that’s just so beautiful you think you might cry

So I got a Harry Potter pop up book (designed by Minalima) and it is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Here’s the cover and some of the pop up’s:

The cover alone is enough but the pages-

It opens-

Oh good lord

And then there’s normal art too, like this absolute gem

Or when Gryffindor won house cup

So yeah I’m like mentally unstable now

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I had a dream last night that my pastors wife came up to me and asked me if I had TikTok and I said yes so she asked to see it and I pulled out a pocket watch.

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Bruh

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So y’know how when you go to a shelter and you really want to buy a puppy because like they’re so cute and they’ve been through so much and they just need a home weeeellll I went to a local thrift store and there was this sign and it said there was these really old books that were rescued from a landfill and repurposed and so obviously i bought one.

There were these other ones but I’m too broke to buy them all

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So I was trying to edit an article on Wikipedia so I could win an argument but then I remembered I got banned from Wikipedia. Every time I try to edit an article it says “this page is protected from your account to prevent vandalism”. Like really you write an article about how lab rats are illegal in a made up country because a bunch of scientists did experiments on one and the rats carrying a disease of which the symptoms are being a Karen and if you or a loved one have these symptoms call *insert Jeff Bezos number that I can’t remember right now* once and suddenly your a criminal.

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Oh god I’m dying right now

So my friend sent me this song called “Crazier Best Friends” and I was listening to it and um despite the fact that literally no one is going to read this there’s these few lyrics that go, “Ashley has a tendency to fall for bad guys, Caroline, she likes em sweet and Zoe likes when they lie, Victoria has some daddy issues, she likes em older kinda mean with tattoos” and because I have been going on a Lunar Chronicles spree ever since I finished Winter, I for some reason have matched the characters to said lyrics. So um yeah. Here.

“Cress she has a tendency to fall for bad guys, Winter yeah she likes em sweet, and Kai he likes when they lie, Scarlet has some daddy issues she likes em older, kinda mean with tattoos.”

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wow has it been a while :3 a redraw for u all ❤️

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Well then

so I was doing some research about the original Rapunzel story and I found this but of information

“The story of Rapunzel begins with a man and woman who desperately want a child. When the woman finally became with child she longed to eat rampion from the garden behind their home, which belonged to an enchantress.”

Respectfully, what the heck Mrs. Meyers?

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now she’s playing ‘Ice Ice Baby’ and knows all of the lyrics.

I faintly heard the words “your probably with that blonde girl who always made me doubt” so I got up to investigate and found my 8yr old sister in bed, crying, while playing Olivia Rodrigo on her Alexa-