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Penguins attend classes on the first day of school at the University of Antarctica, 2007

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if you needed proof that i’m really not cut out for the casual environment of teaching from my living room, just know that today i almost ruined a 20 minute long video i was recording about romano-british culture because i almost said “this dude fucks” while talking about the bitchin outfits worn by british chieftains

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i miss thomas paine

only bitch w common sense

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In light of the current political (and comic) climate, I thought my traditional Fourth of July meme post needed an update

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#indulgences

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Andrew Jackson stood in his office, startled when his campaign manager walked in to speak with him.

"Sir," he said, "A new party has surfaced and their main goal is to oppose you and your views."

Jackson turned around. "Really?" he inquired, intrigued, "and what do you say we should do about it?"

The campaign manager gravely looked at him. "I know it seems drastic, but we simply cannot let them win. I suggest we try and steal one of their most important members."

Jackson was startled. He asked for the name of the party, and when the manager gave it to him, he turned to look out a window in thought. Steal a party member, he thought, we could do it.

He turned to the manager. "Create a plan. It will surely shake them to have a Whig snatched."

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So I went to the museum today…

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eating bread dipped in soup unlocks new emotions

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The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

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british money’s called “quid”, short for liquid, which used to be the official currency. any liquid. “as long as it splash we use it for cash”- old british saying

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I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

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I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today