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cozylittleartblog · 11 months
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not that we didn't already Know belos was full of shit, but it's even funnier knowing the titan was still alive the whole time and probably judging him
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lunchables--official · 4 months
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enderscribbles · 3 months
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drinking buddies (ft. textpost from @demilypyro)
(edit: Added ID made by @princess-of-purple-prose! embedded in alt text.)
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needlekind · 1 year
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MY OLDER BROTHER ABSOLUTELY MURDERING ME WASN'T ENOUGH THE FUCKING AUTHOR HAD TO COME IN AND KICK ME WHEN I WAS DOWN, COURTNEY FOUND DEAD IN MIAMI
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thatsmimi · 1 month
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this panel basically sums up the whole manga tbh
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let's hear it for the queerest m/f couple on tv
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Oh ho hooo it’s the final Fat Bear Friday of 2022. This calls for some serious heft
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Luckily Fat Albert is more than up to the job
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laufire · 27 days
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martha's always a hit.
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onshrike · 4 months
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A 5 panel comic featuring Sonic the Hedgehog and Shadow the Hedgehog. The comic has an overall blue-green hue.
Panel 1: Sonic, looking scuffed up, winks and salutes while saying "Not the assist I was expecting, but thanks Shadow!"
Panel 2: Shadow looks downwards.
Panel 3: A closeup of Sonic's hands. He's cradling one hand, unable to extend two of his fingers. Sonic says: "Cutting it close though. Heheh."
Panel 4: Shadow looks to the side, crossing his arms. Shadow says: "...You can't afford to get sloppy, hedgehog."
Panel 5: A faraway shot of Sonic and Shadow standing in front of a large busted Roller Badnik.
Sonic is still cradling his hand and says, "...You keep showing up lately. It almost makes me think you're worried about me!"
Shadow turns to walk away, saying "You're fine, so I'm leaving."
Aside dialogue reads: Shadow, "Ice that later." Sonic, "Pft."
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theswedishpajas · 8 months
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Inspo from this random short I stumbled into on youtube today
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lgbt-tiktoks · 2 years
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Caption: [My wife and I got married in Vegas. A little bit because we didn't want to invite any family we didn't like. We got to be like "Ya know Elvis said there is only eight seats, so your homophobic grandma is gonna have to skip this one. I'm kidding of course, I love that she's hateful". Actually when we originally got married, we did get married in Vegas, but we didn't have Elvis do it. Uh my wife wouldn't let me. Something about her dignity (laughs).
But we did go back recently and we had Elvis renew our vows . I love Elvis. (laughs) I freaked out the whole time, like "Hi Mr. King" and he was like "Hi third lesbian couple of my day". And we pulled up to the chapel they were actually finishing up another lesbian wedding that day. Which made me really happy for gay rights, uh, but also way to steal all my thunder ladies on my special day. Elvis and the lesbians was supposed to be our story and now we got to share it with Sarah and Taryn. And they seem nice.
So we had Elvis officiate a good old lesbian vow renewal, you know. He sang, we sang, I cried, it was beautiful. And I thought that was going to be the end of this nice story that I'd get to tell you guys but no, Elvis pulled my wife and I to the side and he asked us you know, " Do you ladies like the sky? Because there's gonna be an amazing meteor shower tonight and I don't want you ladies to miss it".
And I looked at my wife and I went, "You picked great! This Elvis controls the weather" (laughs) and he was right! There was an incredible meteor shower that night. As we're driving out of Vegas I looked at my wife and I'm like "We got to come here more. Magic Elvis and the lesbians was not on the website. You got to come here to find it".]
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cozylittleartblog · 7 months
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what if there was a plague doctor that was so so so cute (and was also secretly a bird themself)
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This has been done for a few days, but I've been way too spooned out to close up the back or like... take pictures. Until now!
Edit: omg so much attention ahhh thank you. An update under the cut~
FYI! I am open for specifically commissions that are recreations of my personal embroidery that you like! So this here is mine and I love it and treasure it and will hang it on the wall of my future home—but if you're willing to invest ~$150 on a source of serotonin for yourself, you can get one just like it, based on this sketch here:
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Hit me up if you're interested!
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enderscribbles · 2 months
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assorted dadchucks. caption in alt
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merchantarthurn · 1 year
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maybe he’ll forgive. maybe he’ll forget.
[ID: Black and white drawing of Olruggio and Qifrey. Olruggio is hugging Qifrey tightly; Qifrey’s hand hesitates in the air. The words “I’m sorry...” and “I know” are written to their left and right respectively. END ID.]
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miseriathome · 2 years
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https://www.tiktok.com/@tylerandhistummy/video/7086509725671722286
Video description and transcription:
Tiktok by Tyler from Fig (tylerandhistummy)
[Tyler faces the camera and speaks to it.]
If this video helps even one person, it was worth it.
So, I've got a ton of ingredients that my body reacts to: corn, citric acid, gluten, chocolate, bananas, peanut oil--I'm all over the place.
It was so hard to read ingredient labels and just find food that I could eat. Grocery trips were unbearable, they took like two or three hours usually.
But I always had this idea on how to make it easier. So I quit my job and helped build an app over the past few years. And that app's called Fig.
[A phone screen showing the app interface, which Tyler scrolls through. Top text reads: "First up: Do you follow any of these diets? Dietary restrictions are complex - it's ok to select more than one!" Underneath is a checklist of ingredients and dietary restriction, including categories with suboptions.]
What makes fig unique is we're trying to help pretty much everybody that has to avoid certain ingredients.
That means we've got a ton of things that you can select from--even really specific ingredients.
[Camera briefly returns to Tyler's face again.]
And like I had dreamed of for so many years, checking ingredients is as quick as this.
[A phone camera scans the barcode on a bottle of spices. Details about the product appear, including an ingredients list and allergen statement. The ingredient "citric acid" appears in red all-caps. There is also an accompanying message that says "This product does not match your Fig."]
And finding food you can eat is as simple as this.
[The app displays a scrollable list of food items, similar to a storefront. Each item has a save toggle and is accompanied by a photo, the product brand/name, and its size. There is a search bar labeled "search for a product." There are also menus for narrowing the search; one is set to "allowed," one is set to "Whole Foods," and another unaltered menu is titled "Category."]
[The camera returns to Tyler.]
So if you know anybody with food allergies, stomach issues, other dietary restrictions, I'd really appreciate it if you shared it with them.
[The appstore listing for Fig: Food Scanner & Discovery.]
It's called Fig, it's completely free, and you can get it on iOS and Android in the US.
[Tyler smiles at the camera.]
Thanks for helping out.
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