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Jay: I think you'll enjoy flying, sweetheart. It's a very smooth and comfortable way to travel.

Gloria (holding up an airsick bag): Then what're these little sacks for? The Easter egg hunt?

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Every hundredth episode of 88.

Season 5. Episode 10. Cop killer. The 100th episode. One Police Plaza is blown up, killing Commissioner O’Neil and sending all the cops in New York on high alert. Final appearance of Lucy Lawless as Commissioner Aisling O’Neil.

Season 9. Episode 14. Adoption. The 200th episode. From New Year’s Day to Valentine’s Day Skipper and Oswald engage in the streamlined process of adopting the baby. Meanwhile. Deucalion and Kimberly face off against Cora and her mage husband Kyle Crowder (guest star Matthew Lillard). Songs featured: you’ll be in my heart from Tarzan performed by Skipper. And hit me with your best shot from rock of ages performed by Cora, Kyle, Deucalion and Kimberly.

Season 13. Episode 18. Soliloquy. Part two. In the 300th episode. The Five Families hold Clementine’s funeral. And all wait with bated breath for Delaney’s eulogy. First full appearance of Mallory Jansen as Lilith Christensen.

Season 17. Episode 20. Extended family. The 400th episode. In this two hander, Lisette Christensen and Drummond have a long talk about jewellery, family and birthrights. NOTE: this episode is a synchronous episode, taking place at the same time as Complications.

Season 21. Episode 24. I do over. Season finale. Part two. In the 500th episode. The Five Families go all out to give Sidney and Findlay the wedding they should have had 20 years ago.

Season 26. Episode 4. Autobiographical. In the 600th episode Jones starts dictating his memories with the help of his personal assistant and flashbacks from all 26 seasons.

Season 30. Episode 6. Stitched up. In the 700th Episode. Sidney’s highest profile case yet as captain happens when a man is found murdered and sewn back together on the last leg of the muppets 93rd anniversary concert tour. Guest starring the muppets as themselves.

Season 34. Episode 4. When tomorrow comes. Season premiere. Part four. In the 800th episode. Findlay swallows her pride and goes to the wedding as Valjean’s time runs out. Meanwhile an old friend of the Sullivan’s returns to help with the Stillwaters case. Guest starring Eli Golden at Cosette. First regular appearance of Nicole Maines as Mikaela Prescott.

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Yeah(.) Hacked(.)

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Handy nose.

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Merton. The grenade.

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1854?!?!

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He is a very existential squirrel isn’t he?

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Krypto can’t fly the invisible jet.

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What’s the use of loving unconditionally if you can’t eat chocolate?

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Oh no. Poor Ace.

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He just hasn’t told you yet.

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They’re nice animals(.)

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(Third film. After “jump in the line”.

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Descendants Wild West au.

Bal. Ben is the newly minted sheriff of the town. He is desperately trying to right his father’s wrongs. Mal is the daughter of the infamous outlaw Stagecoach Satan. She has an equally impressive body count that rivals her father. Mal is only in town to stock up again before she meets her father at a their usual rendezvous point. But Ben has asked her help in dealing with a new threat. So she might be staying for a little while. Which helps Ben a lot because he is downright enamoured with her

Devie. Doug is the towns local drug store owner. Whatever you need to buy he has it. From tobacco to guns and everything in between. He is looked down on by Chad and Audrey for associating with “peddler’s” like Jay. But he really could not give less of a shit because he is quickly catching up to them in wealth. He is engaged to Evie who is a school teacher for the towns children and beloved by everyone except for Audrey who cannot stand her for allowing the poor to receive a proper education.

Janelos. Carlos is the towns inventor. If you gave a problem with your plumbing, gas or lights. Carlos is the one to go to. Just don’t assume that you know more than him because he WILL wallop you over the head with the heaviest available wrench. His lover Jane is the local medic so there isn’t a large risk of irreversible injury. Just don’t piss her off or you will find yourself staring down the business end of her favourite method of intimidation. The bone saw. Other than that you should be fine.

Giljay. Jay is a travelling salesman and Doug’s top supplier. He is also Mal’s best friend and one of the best shots for miles around. He has a flirtation going on with Gil. But he doesn’t know that Gil works for Mal’s greatest ever enemy.

Hades. Stagecoach Satan is the most anger outlaw for miles around. He is known for his brutal death laden robberies and tender, downright religious burials. He taught Mal everything she knows. And she knows a helluva lot.

Lonnie. She is the owner of the saloon/brothel which always sees more business than Uma and Harry’s restaurant. She is the most powerful and respected and feared person in town besides Ben and Doug. Nobody ever wants to piss off the Madame.

Huma. Uma is a dreaded outlaw called The Squid. She only strikes during rain induced floods. Many a man woman and child have drowned because of her. She has a legitimate business in the form a tavern headed by her lover Harry. Uma has a bitter feud with Mal dating back to their childhood that she refuses to let go of.

Chaudrey. Chad and Audrey think that they’re high class because their fathers helped found the town. Chad owns the jewellery store and Audrey stays at home lording it over their staff. They hate Doug for being nouveau riche and associating with “peddler’s” like Jay. They are quickly losing the goodwill that their fathers have garnered.

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Kara: your mother is downright obsessed with us giving her grandchildren but she keeps trying to make me wear her old wedding dress for our wedding. Doesn’t she recognise the contradiction in terms?

Mon El: sweetheart this is the same woman who tried to force me to marry Lena Luthor. I have long since stopped trying to make sense of her insanity.

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Oh Peggy.

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She ain’t that young.