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Willow: Xander, keep an eye on Spike today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Xander: Sure, I’d love to see Spike get punched.

Willow: Try again.

Xander, sighing: I will stop Spike from getting punched.

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future spuffy makes the controversial choice to move somewhere incredibly chilly so they do this thing where when buffy’s like ten minutes from home she’ll text him “preheat the oven” and spike will turn on the electric blanket and wrap himself in it so he’ll actually be warm when she gets home seeking cuddles

it’s both romantic and practical!

but they kinda forget most ppl aren’t also in human/vampire relationships so sometimes buffy and willow will be out patrolling and willow will be like “you’re shivering, what if you catch a cold?” and buffy’s just like “nah i’m good, spike’s preheating the oven for me!” and willow’s just like “………?”

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Fear Street: 1994 (2021) Dir: Leigh Janiak

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erik campbell headcanons as i try to figure him out for my fic

loves when you trace his tattoos. with your fingertips in bed, with a pencil as you study, if you have long nails, then fuck yes he'll let you trace them with your nails.

he won't get your name or your face tattooed on him, but he'd love it if you designed a tattoo for him. it wouldn't even have to be anything you-coded, he just likes seeing what your imagination creates.

he wanted to be an artist as a kid but drew a bunch of strange stuff and got pretty much made fun of out of it. he paints every once in a while but only if he's alone, and he doesn't show anyone the final product.

he can have (occasional) one night stands or he can have serious-as-the-grave relationships. he can't have anything in between. he either sees a future with you and treats you accordingly, or he doesn't bother with you for more than a fuck.

speaking of dating, he's not as experienced as he wants you to think. he's dated some, sure, but his past relationships have left him a little jaded and he's not exactly excited to potentially get his heart broken again.

being plus size is the furthest thing from a dealbreaker to this man. he's firmly in the belief that it just means there's more of you to love.

what is a dealbreaker is not having a sure sense of style. you could have the most lolita kawaii princess style and he would respect the hell out of you for expressing yourself, even if it's not his thing. but what he won't respect is you dressing like everyone else your age because you're afraid to stand out. he won't be shy about letting you know either.

in that vein, he can be kind of pretentious. yes, he will tell you he knew that song before it became a "tiktok song". yes, he'll proudly announce that he liked that band before they got sold out. his favorite horror movie? some artsy gorehouse flick made in france in the 80s. what, you haven't heard of it?

you have to tell him if he's being a dick. because he knows, but he doesn't always know. he's used to being around people who take it in stride, and you might need to remind him that you're not family and therefore not obligated to take his shit.

he'd get creamed in a barfight. i just know this in my soul. this man talks a big game and will absolutely go down swinging but he's getting clocked in the end.

when he's injured, he thinks it's funny. when he's sick, he's suddenly an ill victorian boy on the verge of death who needs to be comforted and treated with the utmost amount of love and care.

he likes having cartoons on in the background of whatever he's doing.

he once won a hotdog eating contest by a considerable amount of hotdogs. to this day, he maintains he blacked out after the fifth one.

he will try to be a dominant bad boy if that's what you're into, but if you're really in love, he will break character so hard and just burst into laughter right there on top of you. as gruff and edgy as he comes across, he truly doesn't see himself like that and will think it's funny if you do.

kids really like him and he can't figure out why. babies stop crying when he holds them, toddlers want to climb all over him like monkey bars, and kids like to ramble to him about whatever they like. it's a gift he did not ask for lol.

uhhhh that's it for now, in conclusion i think this man is way softer than people give him credit for. maybe because i first knew richard harmon as murphy in the 100 and he was a marshmallow beneath those villain vibes.

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Tyger Tyger, burning bright,

In the forests of the night;

What immortal hand or eye,

Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

i feel like you're spike serenading me with poetry and i dig it. send me more, anon! i looked up the whole poem and it's pretty cool.

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just remembered i had to stop watching the mentalist bc the blonde guy with a wife and happy family went on some tv show and publicly made fun of a serial killer who was known for targeting ppl who made fun of him and i was like “oh he’s probably working with the police to make himself a target as bait” but he wasn’t!! he was just doing it for the love of the game!! and then he was all surprised picachu face when his whole family was murdered

i knew they’d spend the rest of the show trying to convince me that this man was somehow super smart and good at reading ppl and i couldn’t allow myself to be gaslight like that

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I've been thinking about this all day.

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this mf is my new fav

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i don’t talk about it enough but i’m writing a book! and my friend is doing the art for it!

it’s called final girl conspiracy club and it’s my baby 💞

i’ve been having a rougher go of it since moving (no friends in a new city, crazy ass job, depression ™ beating my ass) but final girl conspiracy club is officially part graphic novel!

i’m teaming up with some artist friends to bring my final girls’ backstories to life, starting with summer!

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The mile-long rainbow flag being carried down First Avenue in New York City.

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the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

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big fan of stories that, while undoubtedly being about the power of friendship, acknowledge that the power of incredible violence is just as important

the love was there. the love changed everything. the crowbar helped also

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sometimes writing feels like dragging your brain across gravel. but at least the gravel is sparkly. and covered in metaphors.

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Kaitlin Olson as Morgan Gillory in HIGH POTENTIAL 1.01

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“Death is coming for us because we were never supposed to exist!”

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so i'm venturing into writing character x reader fics

but it's this little shit, so can you blame me??

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"boho flower bun" (free)

basegame compatible

teen-elder, feminine frame

24 maxis swatches

hair: 15k poly

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