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Resident fail angel and fail priest

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big if true

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okay but "the symbolism is Real and Trying to Kill You" is my favorite kind of symbolism

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letters, unread. ✉

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❹.

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i hope you write (i hope we both write)

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🛶 and i'm asking, 'why, lord?'

if this is how i die, lord;

why be left with no family

and no friends?

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Good news: I got an interview!!!!

Bad news: the interview is four (4) hours, and I'll have to leave the house at 6am to get there on time because it's 2+hrs away 🫠

Okay it's 2am and the job application for this good job shuts in 6 hours. Do I write the personal statement or just go to sleep and say fuck it?

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average twitter exchange

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Oh no, you must've misheard me. I never said morally GRAY, I said morally GAY. As in he takes a certain homosexual approach to dealing with ethical dilemmas. Also he's killed 200 people

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the babygirl of all time

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christmas gift for my best friend!

(cross posted on twitter)

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anyway. time to be weird about it

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You mean to tell me he breasted boobily down the courtroom stairs??

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I keep quoting “my acocunt” for several months and I just realized it’s from my own screenshot and not a popular post