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I feel like we need to stop Twitter callouts and go back to publishing them in the newspaper like gentlemen.
(source: The Frederick Hornet, September 27, 1803.)
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I feel like I haven't gone properly insane over this Ilistore move lately bc what the entire fuck!!! Like she quite literally dipped into Fitz's brain to see what would make her the most attractive to him, came up with "mimic his best friend to an uncanny degree and tell him you can be everything to him the Fool can't be, including the mother of his child" and then was like "no wait... one thing more...." and USED THE LIGHTING TO APPEAR MORE LIKE BELOVED ONCE SHE GOT NAKED???!!! An insane play designed in a lab to kill him and also me, 10000000/10
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there's something so endlessly compelling to me about the naming system in rote. it really casts the whole thing into a metaphorical, mythological light. chivalry is dead. verity is gone,
and it's patience who rules in buck keep. it's patience...
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08 Sept 24
- sleep in
- deadlifts + back workout + walk the dog
- late breakfast on the patio
- starting my latest read: The Princess Bride (one of my favorite movies as a child and somehow I'm only just now reading the book so I am very excited, and lowkey my husband looks like Cary Elwes when he has a mustache/as Westley so I really feel like I'm winning at life here)
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Robin Hobb sure did write a lot of bisexuals
(Burrich x Patience, Burrich x Chivalry, Chivalry x Patience)
Bonus: Patience and Lacey <3

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4 Sept 24
- work
- panic about my student loans
- current read: Good Omens (fittingly my reading buddy is part dachshund)
- eat leftover chili
- feel grateful about fall coming soon
Unrelated: I finished the Tawny Man Trilogy the other day and just :'( I will miss you forever Burrich
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Burrich is so funny. surprises everyone by rocking up to Fuckoff Nowhere Island. immediately says like twenty Witphobic macroaggressions. slays severely. dies. bisexual icon.
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