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Watching the Crimson Mirror session 0, and they gotta bring Katy back for another circle

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a raven father (i call him "pants") I've been feeding sometimes likes to sit outside my window and either wait for more food or just listen to the stuff I'm watching while I draw. Today's a colder day so he likes to fluff up a bit, and I kid you not :

this is an accurate representation of my view

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Listening and learning

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concept:

supervillain × henchman with the twist that the supervillain is a sort of cartoon foppish dramatic gay villain with gonzo schemes and no bodycount. and the henchman is secretly a grimdark ultrapowerful Apex Predator supervilllain who came to Stake Out the competition. got mistaken for a henchman and found this so fucking funny hes just 100% committed to the bit.

hes carrying around boxes of fucking Acme Corporation sticks of dynamite. hes dressing in the matching stylish outfit. hes managing the other henchmen to execute gonzo schemes flawlessly. genuinely the most fun hes ever had in his life

his dumbass gay boss has literally no idea the lengths he is going to behind the scenes to make sure nobody interferes with any of this shit.

(apex supervillain, in his Supervillain Disguise. homoerotically and terrifyingly flirt/threatens flamboyant supervillain. smash cut to this poor man lying face down on a couch unpacking this with the very attentive henchman)

("hes going to eat me maybe????? but GOD that was the HOTTEST fucking thing thats ever happened to me. but i might DIE?? do u think he LIKES me...."

henchman: i think he does :3)

the ruse comes out when someone who the apex supervillain didnt catch comes to ACTUALLY challenge/harm his gay boss in public and apex supervillain is like. yeah no we're not doing this. time for the power of unfathomable violence.

gay supervillain promptly has a FULL MELTDOWN. oh my god the blood. and also. "you LIED TO ME???"

apex supervillain, apologetically: "I was waiting to see if you'd ever figure it out yourself. And the longer it went the funnier it got."

gay supervillain: "I TRUSTED you!! you were my BEST HENCHMAN"

apex supervillain: aw. past tense?

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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.

Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)

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So, some bad news: Ep. 25's fireside chat will be released this Friday instead of the usual Tuesday.

The good news: This is because CAMP is happening again at the end of the week, and we wanted to record it while everyone was together in one room! Yay!

So in the meantime, be sure to get those juicy fireside questions in: https://www.patreon.com/posts/episode-25-fsc-103285549

Thank you for your patience, and we'll see you all by the fireside this Friday!

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reminder that the rest of bells hells do not know about the spider queen thing.

they talked about the crown keepers Once and orym implied that opal is struggling because it's hard to be 19.

like it is hard to be 19 but she has. other stuff she's dealing with as well

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ok i’m curious

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ID: Photo of a street corner; cars are parked on one side, and buildings on the other. Centered is a large cherry tree in full bloom, covered in pink blossoms, lit from behind by the sun.

Already posted this on Bluesky, and I like it so much you get to see too. I don't usually take good photos. That's mostly bc I'm a) too cheap and lazy to bother keeping up with the latest tech, and b) too slow on the draw to catch good shots. I always get entranced by the ephemeral moment, start thinking the kind of weird-ass thoughts that sometimes lead to novels, and then I remember to grab my cellphone ten minutes later. Anyway, this is with a Samsung Galaxy S22, portrait mode. And I got lucky.

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TPoH: Update!

The Property of Hate is a web comic which updates on Sundays (health allowing)

Read TPoH from the start here.

Update here on the TPoH website!

Got hooked? BUY THE BOOK(s)!

and if you really like TPoH and my other work, please consider supporting me on Patreon, even just one or two dollars a month helps!

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Nobody in this game has any chill

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i love the gentle domestic moments of this circle. "crazy uncle edgar", leo checking in on grim and edgar, edgar doing doctorial check-ups on grim, "grimoria.. edgar did you make her cry?", the little ways they tease each other, "i'm deeply worried now the doctor has gotten snarky. figure it out you all!!"

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While it would have been very poetic for Grimoria to survive alone and find Leo's letter for her in his apartment, leaving her everything, I think it's absolutely perfect for Leo's big dramatic (earnest, thoughtful) gesture to get an inconvenient wrinkle in its neatness, which is that he survives. Sorry Leo there is spilled wine on the tablecloth of your plans and it's you. You do have to figure out how to keep going actually

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And the end of another circle's story...can't wait to see where they take us next!

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