â°(â§ââ§â°) domestic sugamon â°(â§ââ§â°)
they live in an apartment a little bit away from seoul (but close enough to the other 5 losers)
they have separate studios in their houseÂ
COLLABORATIVE MIXTAPES
when yoongi refuses to get up early in the morning, namjoon groans and drags him off the bed by his feet
yoongi is grumbling as he walks/slumps into the bathroom
âwhy the fuck did i marry a morning person..â
PETS
they think theyâre not that suited for children yet so they buy pets
they buy a goldfish as a test-run
yoongi feeds the fish regularly and even buys a castle for the fishbowl
but one day namjoon accidentally overfeeds it when yoongiâs off for a gig in americaÂ
yoongi berates him about it for two weeks
âthat fish was the only thing i cared aboutâ
â yoongi ????? im your husband ?? you voluntarily married me ?????â
âand you killed our fish!!! namjoon you murdered our somewhat-childâ
it takes a while for yoongi to move on from the fish murder
they decide to get a dog after the horror of the goldfish
they get a white shepherd and namjoon names it ârapmonâ and yoongi rolls his eyes
whenever namjoon breaks something in the house he blames it on the dog
ânamjoon youâre telling me that rapmon broke the bathroom door handleâ
âyes thatâs exactly what im telling youâ
âthatâs impossibleâ
âno listen im telling you okay he did this..â
namjoon lying through his teeth and yoongi knowing this but acting like he believes him anyway because his husband is cute
they spend most of their time cuddling with rapmon lying on top of namjoonâs legs
(rapmon also sleeps on the foot of their bed)
yoongiâs saved as âhubbyâ on namjoonâs phone
namjoon saved as âmin namjoonâ
âi told you i will never take your last name min namjoon sounds weirdâ
âwell itâs never going to be kim yoongi-â
â-well actually now that i think about it that sounds really nice-â
âdOnât you dareâ
namjoon changes it to âhubby kim yoongiâ
âwhy am i allowing myself to call you my husbandâ
namjoon buys a lot of house plants bc âyoongi it adds to my aesthetic feel plsâ
whenever he goes away for gigs and shows he nags yoongi to water them
one of them accidentally dies because yoongi forgets to water it
ânamjoon it was a Fukcin g plantâ
âit was mY AESTHETICâ
namjoon always puts yoongiâs favorite cereals and snacks on the highest shelf
yoongi screams at him
âwhy did i marry a tall idiot honestly yoongi what were you thinkingâ
namjoon does the laundry most of the timeÂ
mostly because he actually cares about his clothes and yoongi doesnât care if the whites turn pink
on their days off they lounge on the couch and watch re-runs of old tv shows
yoongi sleeps on namjoonâs chest and likes the way he can feel namjoon chuckle underneath his cheek
namjoonâs runs his hand through yoongiâs hair and occasionally pecks him on the forehead and tilts his head to kiss him properly
justÂ
sugamon
doMEsTIC SUGAMON
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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imagine all the members eating breakfast together and namjoon gets up and says âguess i better go work in my studioâ and kisses yoongi. all the members are in shock and namjoon realizes he messed up so to cover it up he kisses everyone and then quickly leaves. and jimin goes âwhat the hell was that?â and yoongi pretending nothing happened âprobably some goodbye european thing he picked up onâ and jin still confused says âthatâs not european!!â and then you got hoseok out of nowhere âidk, it felt frenchâ
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i hope from watching this video that all you sugamon shippers out there can agree on or consider the following:
namjoon being the little spoon
because namjoon is fucking cuddly and yoongi will indulge him in that
yoongi being the protective boyfriend
yoongi letting namjoon sleep on his shoulders ALL THE TIME and the other members find it cute as hell
submissive namjoon and bottom namjoon
yoongi spoiling namjoon as much as namjoon spoils him by buying him gifts
(turns out yoongi is the one buying him all those sunglasses)
namjoon sitting on yoongiâs lap because itâs comfortable and he doesnât really fit but itâs okay
namjoon and yoongi hanging out on park benches at 3am and they just sit in comfortable silence contemplating life and each other
namjoon and yoongi feeding each other when they think no oneâs looking
shy kisses on movie dates
shy hand holding at night
again, namjoon being the little spoon because he loves it
yoongi making namjoon feel safe as the big spoon
yoongi being the one to kill the spider
YOONGI BEING THE PROTECTIVE AND CARING BOYFRIEND BECAUSE NAMJOON IS THE SAME FOR HIM
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beach babe
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do you⊠ever find it cute how bts remember each otherâs eating habits? like how they were just randomly eating pineapple shrimp and when jin said âpeople with childlike taste would love thisâ, yoongi added in ânamjoon would love thisâ and jin went âbut namjoon doesnât eat shrimpâ? or how jimin said he ordered bigger size burger just in case taehyung doesnât like his burger, since he doesnât like avocado much? or how taehyung and yoongi were about to do a mission of drinking lemon juice and whistling and jin just went âone of them canât drink lemon juice and the other canât whistleâ out of nowhere? or how jimin was about to do the same mission and jungkook said âheâs good at this! he likes sour things!â? or how they were choosing the restaurant to eat in and jin said âbut (jimin and namjoon) canât eat seafoodâ? or how jimin said jungkook wonât be able to eat the green banana because he canât eat bitter food? or how they bought cherry tomatoes while they were grocery shopping without hoseok because hoseok loves cherry tomatoes? or how taehyung gave yoongi the boiled egg yolk because he knew yoongi eats egg white and egg yolk separately?
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the only thing about burn the stage that makes me kinda ://// is that itâs concept goes opposite with the views boys shared on the topic of their (idol) images which they talked about in the hidden skit of Her. weâll see, i guess. itâs stupid to make assumptions only from the obviously very dramatic ep descriptions
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double standards and hypocrisy
So, Burn the Stage. A reality series in which BTS expose all: performing doesnât come without pain. Relationships arenât without conflict. Not all that glitters is gold. Et cetera.
Many ARMY are calling out BigHit, accusing them of trying to monetize the boysâ struggles, that theyâre victimizing them, that theyâre using their pain to reap rewards. If thatâs true then havenât BigHit and BTS always profitted off the boysâ struggles from the very start? Theyâve never shied away from sharing anything of the sort, so. Why is it so different now?
There are two main issues I have with this.
The first being: ARMY should consider themselves lucky to have their idols supported by BigHit. Theyâre not perfect, but they are a farcry better than other entertainment companies. There is always, always going to be instances of idols being overworkedâthe same is true even in the West. Whatâs important to remember about BigHit is, they have showed true concern for the boysâ physical and mental states. Itâs apparent the boys have been struggling the last couple of months and subsequently, theyâve virtually disappeared from the public eye. Also, when any of the members become injured or are sick, theyâre not forced to perform onstage. BigHit wouldnât even let Jimin perform because his neck and shoulders were a little stiff.
Secondly: the insinuation BTS had nothing to do with this isâŠan asinine idea. Consent must be given for the release of this kind of information. Also, need I remind you? BTS has never been silent about the issues theyâve faced.
It took me a while to figure out why I was so upset by the reaction of ARMY, but I finally parsed it down to this: double standards and hypocrisy.
How is it Yoongi can basically say he was suicidal in The Last and be praised for that, but as soon as they want to talk about depression within the setting of a reality series, suddenly itâs off-limits?
Or in their song Move, wherein Namjoon talks about the struggles of their early days in the dorm, mentioning how he and Yoongi fought all the time? Thatâs okay, but showing Taehyung and Seokjin having an argument is a big no no?
People donât want to hear Jungkook talk about the strain of practicing and performing, donât want to watch him faint from overextertion, but at the same time are okay with videos of Jimin fainting on stage or at the airport being posted on Twitter and YouTube?
It doesnât make any sense.
For me, this is just another way for BTS to be honest about themselves. Another way for them to connect with their fans beyond the superficial. Is it going to be painful to watch? Yes. Is it going to bring up a lot of issues that are perhaps uncomfortable? Of course. But is that any reason for them not to do it? No. In fact, Iâd argue that this is as important as anything else theyâve ever done. Within this series, questions are going to be asked and criticisms made about the entertainment industry and its effect on the physical, emotional, and mental wellbeing of the idols working within the system.
This is something true to the mission BTS started years ago.
I think ARMY is overly concerned with protecting BTS and in their own way, have also victimized the boys. At the very least, theyâre being very patronizing.
If thereâs this big of a reaction to just a few synopses of a series that hasnât been released yet thenâŠI really worry about the comeback happening soon.
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put in the tags what bts song(s) never fail to put you in a better mood. mine are boyz with fun, baepsae, and ma city đđ«âš
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i think weâre not talking enough about this
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Oh love
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