That'll be $1,000,000, I've decided! Markathra, @hobjobgoblin on the orb formally known as Twitter and the new orb of Bluesky
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We all got that one vassal who's read a few too many warrior tales... Trying to get a little freaky with it on the down low... Won't shut up about his loyalty unto death... Saying shit like "my liege, I am your blade...." Bitch I sent you to guard my isolated holdings in the eastern provinces for a reason!!!!!!! #REBLOG!!!!!
#from my time at court i know all vassals and bards to be morbid perverts#no you freaky thing i will not fund your demise
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Hobgob Mob
Forgot to post these here lol
Heads of the family when Markathra joins. Amyr is the legitimate boss while his wife, Ryma is the shadow boss/enforcer.


Officers Yarmy, Agostinho and Stevie Sanguisuga.



Foot soldiers Spandall Boggy, Hroda and Markathra, (pre-curse.)



And Markathra, cursed.

There might be more depending on my whims, lol.
#hogoblin#goblin#firbolg#goblinoid#bugbear#ballpoint pen#ballpoint pen art#sketch#portrait#oc#oc art#dnd#fantasy#mafia#hobgobmob#organized crime#fiction
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Selling for 12.00 Copper! Crack open a hot one with the boys!!

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Where is your evidence that they're squatting?!
The adventurers defeated the minotaur, original deed holder to the dungeon, several months ago! And as adventurers do, they continued on, with no one to upkeep the dungeon! The land was free game to anybody, including goblins!!
There鈥檚 gotta be like 62 goblins in this stupid dungeon. Istg im going to collapse this place so they shut up
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You go to their domicile and collapse it because they're too loud?? For shame, very typical wizard thing to do,
There鈥檚 gotta be like 62 goblins in this stupid dungeon. Istg im going to collapse this place so they shut up
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Always treating my soups like mud baths 馃拃
Stirring up slop in my big old cauldron when a gnome has to come along and ruin my day
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one of the deans in beijing dance academy聽rehearses with students
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Brain went "what if a goblin had fennec fox and meerkat qualities?"
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#troll-pilled on a sunday#this tumblr user aint fallin for it!!#trolls dont know common too well and thats why hes repeating himself
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commish for @nian101
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Drew a lil' hobgobbo warrior to get meself out of a creative rut.
I'll call her trisha.
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Amnesty, the way of mercy monk 馃馃帊馃敂
IM BACK FOR REAL THIS TIME!!! I鈥檓 finally free from university properly so I can get back into making art!! Getting back into the swing of things is hard so i鈥檇 figure i鈥檇 start with a one-shot character I might be playing soon!
Also I鈥檝e been meaning to make a hobgoblin character for a while now so she was a treat for me! (time to work on artfight refs now) >:D
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