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this is a saw shitpost blog but i would like to announce that as of this week i have officially been shot in the ass with the Juice That Makes You A Guy. It鈥檚 been 5 fucking years of jumping through hoops to get it but we ball.
Anyway life update over imagine john kramer wearing this

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#logan lowk me for real#added super late and completely irrelevant#and australian#sawposting#saw franchise
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it鈥檚 too late. I鈥檝e already depicted you as the foolish steel-uneducated hoffman and myself as the wise john kramer. it鈥檚 over
#how my screenwriting professor poses when he spots a minor formatting mistake#or god forbid a 'cut to:'#sawposting#mark hoffman#john kramer#jigsaw
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if i were in a saw trap i believe that jigsaw would sense my kind heart and gentle soul and let me go. then he'd discover this blog and break into my house with a shotgun
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showed this to my friend during class and for some reason it was the funniest fucking shit we'd ever seen. morning classes do something 2 u man
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hey little sawtistic people on my phone. im busy with university applications BUT the good news is i've been made an offer for screenwriting at rmit. which is where jame s wan and leigh whannel studied im getting education so good i'll be putting people in contraptions
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is this not what happened
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completely losing it at this age rating review for saw (2004)
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should i watch terrifier i keep seeing that fuckass clown everywhere and i kind of fw his vibe
#not a sawpost#i mean i was fine with saw + i love practical effects so its not really the gore im worried about#i just suck at committing to watching things#also i should be studying for exams but im gonna fail anyway soo#terrifier
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he鈥檚 becoming real
had a dream i went to EB games and the entire stock was posters of twinkified billy the puppet
#sawposting#weird dreams#billy the puppet#fortnite#help why is he built like that#that ain鈥檛 billy the puppet that鈥檚 william the mannaquin
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Who would you want to be put in the Lawnmower trap with?
real people? joanne k rowling i would have 0 hesitation thundercunting her into 50 lawnmowers
in the saw universe? probably ivan fuck that guy
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send in asks or something im bored and i wanna know. i dont know what i want to know but i want to know it
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