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Thank you!! Please take this wiggly Homelander. 👍

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Thank you muchly. Please take this special edition Homelander, collect them all! 👌

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Thank you! Please take this bulbous Homelander. ❤️

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this but like, 36465786959363 times

love you bro 🫂❤️

-kenny

I bestow upon you my greatest gift, a large Homie of your very own. Please take good care of him, he's a bit intimidating at first but he's really just a big softie who loves his cuddles and head scratches.

Also thank you times a MILLION. I love you back dude. ;_;

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How do you in good conscience simp for a sociopath who kills people for his own amusement?

Well, I mean you know Homelander is a fictional character right? He's not real, he's not out their disintegrating real people.

People are allowed to like characters without having to justify their reasons. I can like whatever I want, just as you are allowed to dislike the same thing. It's a crazy world out there.

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YOU ARE AN ANGEL. I love love LOOOOOVE the way you write fluff, this is so goddamn precious. Homelander palming the reader's face, that is peak adorable!!! Thank you for taking the time to write this stupid little prompt and continuing to spread big Homie propaganda. 😭💖🫂

Also this man has such pretty hands, they deserve to be studied and smooched.

Lmao, let me slide you a short request. >:)

Big Homie cuddling on the couch with the reader, and he doesn't got his gloves on so the reader gets to explore his big hands. ❤️

one order of big homie with extra fluff coming up <3 love you bud, i'm sorry this took so long but i hope it's what the doctor ordered

Down time with him was always the sweetest thing in the world.

Your favorite was the way he held you.  Standing at eight feet tall, Homelander was the perfect size to practically engulf you in his hold.  Throw into the mix the padding of his suit and, well… 

The world’s greatest superhero was also the world’s coziest pillow.

More often than not, that role belonged to you. His head on your lap, your fingers combing through his hair, his eyes shut and a contented smile on his face… That was the norm, but sometimes your spoiled boy would return the favor.  Just like now.

The TV plays in the background– some Vought film or another– but your attention is strictly on him.  More specifically, on his hands.

They’re damn near double the size of your own.  His fingers are long and slender, nails perfectly manicured, skin soft and warm.  He’s a thing of beauty down to even the occasional mole marking the otherwise flawless canvas of his skin.  But even then, those are so imperfectly perfect that of course they belong on him.  You can’t help but smile as you run your thumbs along the expanse of his hands, tracing along his knuckles, feeling the ridges of metacarpals and the soft squishes of a vein here or there.

You know he’s smiling down at you.  You can practically feel it, and you press a kiss to his knuckles to silently acknowledge it.  This earns you a huffed laugh that fans softly against the top of your head.

You turn his hand over and analyze his palm much in the same way.  Every ridge and valley is its own tale.  The swirls of his fingertips, perfectly unique to him, are hypnotic.  Perhaps you look like a loon holding his hand so close to your face, but you want nothing more than to commit even the most microscopic details to memory.

And perhaps you got a little too lost in said details, because his whole hand suddenly is pressed gently against your face, fingers splayed out up into your hair, and he gently shakes you with a playful giggle.

“Close enough?” He asks, wide grin perfectly audible in his voice.

“Cloh-enou–” you reply, but his palm muffles your words, prompting you both to break out into little laughs.  Having been reclined back against him, your body jostles in time with his laughter, and you swear in your heart that this is right where you belong.  Right here, right now, with the love of your life and his big fingers pinching at your cheeks as you both smile and melt into the joy of one another’s presence.

Silly and kind, sweet and loving…

“I love you,” he murmurs after a time.  Of course you say it back.  And of course you shimmy and roll over to hug him and bury your face into his neck after a much deserved kiss on the cheek.

“I love you more,” you whisper against him.  You know he’s going to echo your words, and then you’ll repeat them too.  You’re more than happy to spend the rest of your days going back and forth on who loves who more, for you know the answer is far more than simply that.

You two are utterly and infinitely in love.

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Ugggghhhhhh, okay so I don't like to talk about my real issues on the internet, but I have been going through some stuff and have been wishing for the sweet release of 🌟KOMM, SUSSER TOD🌟 to take me away.

Seeing people send me this and believing my blog is nice is putting a lil' smile on my face. So thank you for thinking of me. 😭🫂

Please take this happy purring Homie, be sure to give him plenty of head scratches. ❤️

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This is a commission from an anonymous friend for @sehtoast, with big Homelander and his OC Ben. He's been going through a bit of a tough time, and they wanted to help cheer him up. And they also wanted him to know they think he is amazing and lovely. <3

And I just wanted to say myself, Kenny you are an awesome guy and I have been so blessed to get to know you as a friend. Gaming with you has been a highlight for me through all my own stresses, and getting to chat with you on a regular basis brings a smile to my face. Love you man. ❤️🫂❤️

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Thank you very much. 😭

Please take this wobbly Homelander.

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Thank you!!

Please take this content-aware scaled Homelander.

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Homelander Ear Ringing Compilation

A collection of every time Homelander has a bout of tinnitus, from seasons 2 and 3 in "The Boys".

He surprisingly doesn't have the ear ringing at all during season 1, or at least I didn't find it during my search. It didn't seem to start for him until after he killed Madelyn.

HOMELANDER COMPILATION LIST UNDER THE CUT:

Noise Compilation

Face Twitch Compilation

Childhood Compilation

Laser Eyes Compilation

Flight Compilation

Super Strength Compilation

Gloveless Compilation

Cape Flip Compilation

Fidget Compilation

Babygirl Voice Compilation

Ear Ringing Compilation

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Are you taking commissions? Because I want to cheer up a Homie who is going through the motions ♥️

Yes, I am willing to take commissions as long as it's not too NSFW! Please feel free to DM me so we can discuss what you have in mind!

I am legit honoured though, that you would even think of commissioning me. 😭🫂

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I got inspired by a post from @blindmagdalena, with The Seven all lined up. I wanted to draw big Homie with his squad because I've only drawn them like, once before. Translucent was missing for his picture, rip in pepperonis. 😔

Two seconds after they took their family photo, Maeve punches Homelander in the groin. He retaliates by grabbing her by the scruff of her neck like a cat, threatening to throw her out the meeting room window. Ashley has an aneurysm. Black Noir imagines Homie as a giant inflatable flailing arm tube man.

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Amassing a screenshot collection of Homelander cuddling his head on Madelyn's lap. Again for no particular precious babygirl purposes. 😳

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The Milk Box (G/T Homelander x Reader)

1270 words. Pure fluff. Homelander is 8 feet tall. Reader is non-descriptive. Established relationship.

You and Homelander share some milk. Inspired by a conversation with @sehtoast, and a suggestion by @slasher-smasher.

It started out as a joke gift for Homelander, a subscription to 'The Milk Box' where every month he would be shipped a crate of specialty milk. Initially, he took one look at this box and scoffed, rolling his eyes at this silly present you got for him. However, it did not take long for the monthly milk arrival to become an anticipated event.  

Today's the day the next shipment is set to be delivered, and Homelander is stressed. The waiting is the hardest part for the man who can have anything at the snap of his fingers, but he displays a high level of restraint from flying to the post office and retrieving the box himself, because he knows how annoyed you'd be with him. Instead, he's pestering Ashley every five minutes for an update on the box's tracking location. Yelling at her to keep him informed every second, while he's pacing back and forth in an attempt to stay grounded.

And then, the moment finally comes. The second the mailman enters Vought Tower with the package, Homelander is rushing to your office, practically bulldozing through your door. It doesn't even matter to him that you are in the middle of a meeting, this is more important.

You barely have time to understand what is happening before you are yanked away from your computer, held close against his chest with one of his immovable hands. He whisks you into the nearest elevator, giving its occupants just enough time to run out, before he hits the button to take you both up to his penthouse. Yet, it can't move fast enough as he bounces in anticipation.

The instant the elevator dings, he moves so fast into the penthouse he practically flies to the dining room, taking his seat while keeping you propped up on his lap. He's left a knife out on the table for you to open the package, as it's become tradition during these unboxing days. With a large hand on your shoulder, he watches intently as you slice along the packing tape. Even though the scent of dairy is overtaking his sense of smell, he suppresses his X-ray vision to not spoil the surprise of this shipment's contents.

Finally, the suspension is relieved as you open the box, unveiling the twelve glass bottles of specialty milk. They are chilled to a perfect temperature thanks to the dry ice packed around each bottle. Homelander is fixated on your hands as you carefully remove each bottle from the box, lining them up in front of the both of you. This month's crate comes from a local farm, featuring 1% milk, 2% milk, whole milk, chocolate milk, and unhomogenized milk.

Grabbing two bottles of the unhomogenized milk, Homelander's favourite, you pass one to him as you both unscrew your lids. He takes the time to deeply inhale through his nose, closing his eyes as the intoxicating dairy scent floods into his lungs.

You both take a sip of the milk, though your reaction is a lot more subdued than Homelander's. What you taste is very similar to the regular milk you drink. For him, it's a feast for his taste buds. The low-fat milk bottom portion dances between textures of smooth, creamy, and silky; the high-fat cream top portion coats his tongue with consistencies of sweet, foamy, and rich. He can perceive the faint tones of grass from the cow's diet, and the freshness of the farmer's harvest.

Regardless, it's not just about the taste of the milk. As a child created in a lab, he never had the opportunity to know his real mother, or be raised by an actual family. He was never able to relate to your childhood memories, having a cold glass of milk every day after school. In a way, drinking milk is the closest thing he has to connect to the childhood he missed out on, and nothing makes it better than being able to share this comforting experience with you, a person who truly cares for him.

"Mmm…" he mumbles, tipping his head back with his eyes still closed. His tense shoulders are now totally slack, letting go of the stress he's been holding onto all day, solely waiting for this moment.

"You like it?" you ask him, stroking his hand that is still on your shoulder.

"Yeah. They got a good batch this time," he remarks, licking his lips before downing the rest of the bottle. It leaves a delectable aftertaste on his tongue.

"What do you mean? Is unhomogenized milk not the same each time?" you ponder. To you, it tastes the same every month.

"Really?" he huffs in disbelief. Homelander takes his hand from your shoulder to start listing off on his fingers. "There's… there's so much that can effect the taste of milk! If there are preservatives or additives, what temperature it's pasteurized at, what the cow is eating… D-do you even know how the differences of the fat content can change the taste?"

You look up at him silently, grinning as he goes off on a tangent about the history of milk pasteurization and homogenization. Your innocent question about one of his passions has very easily gotten him riled up, although it doesn't take much to get him going on topics he loves. He's like a walking encyclopedia, and you cherish seeing him so invested in his hobby of learning new things.

"I love you, you know," you chuckle, leaning your head back onto his pecs. You catch a glimpse of Homelander's brain shutting down from your sudden praise. You took him right out of the middle of a rant, and instantly flustered him with your honest affection.

Putting your bottle down on the table, you turn around and kneel on his thighs so your face is up to his own. You giggle as he tries to angle away from you, hiding that his cheeks have turned red. However, he doesn't fight when you place your hands on his jaw and coax his face back towards you. His eyes are big blue windows into his soul, exposing how easily you overwhelm his emotions with the little ways you love him. But you can just as easily settle him down with those same little ways.

You lean in for a kiss, and bring your hands up to run them through his undercut. Almost immediately, Homelander sighs and closes his eyes, placing his hands on your back so he can sink into you. He purrs from the way your nails scratch his scalp, quickly letting go of that self-consciousness he felt from you bamboozling his train of thought with a simple 'I love you'.

When you break from your kiss, you keep your foreheads pressed together. His eyes open to gaze directly at you, now so serene. It's like you know how to flip the switch in his brain when he needs to calm down.

"You wanna have another bottle of milk? I'd love for you to tell me more about the different kinds," you say softly, caressing his cheek. A sneaky smile slowly spreads across his face.

"I haven't even gotten to modern milk production techniques yet," he chuckles, nuzzling into your nose. You can't help but laugh, but you know he's serious.

And you look forward to it, just to let Homelander have a chance to partake in something he wasn't permitted to enjoy when he was young. Just to allow him to get in touch with his inner child he neglects so heavily. Just to see that childlike innocence buried within himself have a chance to shine.

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You were close, I saw the little wiggly b and interpreted it as homelanderbigbutt, homelanderbitbug, and homelanderbigbug. It took me about ten minutes to crack it, while getting increasingly more hysterical over the name.

-Dsylexic anon that was overcome by your username

Lol, I love those names though!! If I ever want to rebrand you have given me some banger ideas. 😂❤️

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The second collaboration I did with @sehtoast! We came up with an AU idea, where Homelander was unknowingly born with a twin brother named Joseph, or Joe for short.

While they were in the womb, Homelander absorbed all of the Compound V, leaving Joe as a regular human with no powers. After they were both born, Joe was deemed useless and Vogelbaum sent him away to be put up for adoption. Vought secretly monitors him, but he has no knowledge of his origins. Joe was raised by two loving foster parents, and lives a happy normal life as a history teacher. Then Homelander learns about his brother's existence, and all hell breaks loose.

Sehtoast was gracious enough to let me include his little drawing of his character Ben. Thank you again!! Please keep your eyes peeled for the fic he's writing to accompany this image! 💖