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fork found in kitchen

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Dean: Cas, you listenin’ man?

Castiel: *Absolutely locked in*

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sammy n bones

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Supernatural Tarot pt.2

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PLUSHMO TATTOO!!!!!!! PLUSHMO TATTOO!!!!!!! PLUSHMO TATTOO!!!!!!!

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Season 1 of The Boys was peak because we got the most powerful guy on the planet having genuine beef with a literal baby

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In love with the fact that Dean met an angel of the lord and was immediately like ‘yeah, I want to make him think about me having sex with my huge dick’.

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Sam’s full denim form fitting bootcut jeans and button down rolled up sleeves look in playthings was actually the cuntiest thing he’s ever worn and nothing he’ll ever put on will top it

legs spread pussy facing the world while looking a twink mechanic no one will ever do it like you..

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Dean: lol Cas is such a silly nerdy angel

Everyone else: dear god Castiel is heavenly wrath personified. He is filled with bloodlust and has killed more of his brethren than any angel who came before him. He can kill you before you even know you’re dead or he can torture you so effectively you forget your own name. He is the most deadliest soldier heaven has ever produced, even when his grace has been stripped from him and he is left as nothing but a human. Those who have tried to control him have paid dearly for their hubris. No one can keep him dead, not even God himself

Dean: lmao Cas come watch a cowboy movie with me in our matching cowboy hats

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Does Homelander walk around naked at home just 'cause he feels comfy? Or is it more like… he feels like a god when he does it? His place is full of naked god statues. My brain kinda wants to believe that's the reason. He walks around naked 'cause gods don’t wear clothes.

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“Dean Winchester is ‘straight’…”

I would like you to turn your attention to the following gifs that show the least straight Dean Winchester behaviour imaginable.

Let’s start with the non-Destiel related moments.

Oh just Dean styling his hair and winking at a cute male bartender. That is completely heterosexual behaviour right there 🤨.

Dean taking an interest in Donna’s choice of pinup. Most straight guys probably wouldn’t give it a second look, but not Dean Winchester. No he has to comment on them 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️.

We have Dean here feeling awkward around Dr Sexy MD (well…Gabe as Dr Sexy, still counts). You know who makes this awkward smile and facial expression? Me…around my crush whenever I speak to the guy (and every day I am thankful the fine as hell man is fucking dense). This man is clearly crushing on a very attractive fictional MALE character.

(Side note, I’m very much trying to stop myself from writing some Dean/Dr Sexy fanfic now…)

As it was mentioned in my comments. The moment Dean got flustered when he thought somebody was coming onto him. Surely most straight people would just say ‘sorry, I’m not interested?’ Not almost fall over a table whilst trying to back out of a room.

Also referring to him as ‘his gay thing,’ and looking almost disappointed when he found out he was just following him? Really Dean? REALLY????

And now we come to Destiel…

The infamous Dean getting a boner after Cas cleans himself up. Totally normal, ‘straight’ behaviour. There is literally no explaining that movement away. He was clearly struggling to keep himself in check when he saw Cas (either that or Jensen has some explaining to do….😬).

Dean checking Cas out and doing…whatever the hell that is? Honestly he looked like he wanted to push him against the wall and take him there and then. (But no seriously, what is that movement Jensen? Why? Why did you do that? I need an explanation!)

Look if this isn’t Dean propositioning Cas I don’t know what is? Why did he start with the ‘Bert and Ernie are gay’ comment? There was zero relevance to him getting Cas laid…unless he wanted to fuck him…which he clearly did but didn’t have the courage to say outright 🙃.

Oh look…more checking Cas out. Dean you are just not subtle babe.

‘Cas, not for nothing, but the last person who looked at me like that…I got laid.’ - Just a nice little flirty line between two ‘friends’ punctuated by a very flirty wink. 😉

And finally the favourite Dean’s eyes flicking down to look at Cas’s lips. He should have just gone for it. Would have been better than putting up with 12 years of sexual tension between them.

But yes…all completely straight behaviour right there from Dean Winchester 🤷‍♀️.

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touch starved

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Silly little man

i got very bored

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”it doesn’t bother you that i could bench press you”

“is that a threat or a promise?”

Hughie is so fucking real for that he’s earned my love with that single line

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whoopsies!

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someone validate me here

Pls tell me im not the only one who felt the parallel between these two

AND THESE TWO