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egregiousBass

olivetCollapsing [OC] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] OC: Hey man, thanks again for the talk last night. I really do think it helped. I admit I didn't sleep well last night because I was just thinking about you-know-what over and over again. I think I wanna tell you what happened in a little more detail, but I'll need a bit of time to arrange my thoughts. Hope that's okay. Thanks. EB: absolutely, try and have a nice day. <3

Chapters: 4/23

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex

Fandoms: Homestuck

Relationships: John Egbert & Original Character(s)

Characters: John Egbert, Original Male Character(s), Terezi Pyrope, Original Female Character(s)

Additional Tags: Inspired by Real Events, Earth C (Homestuck), Troll Culture (Homestuck), Pale Romance | Moirallegiance, Childhood Sexual Abuse, Mental Health Issues, Pedophilia, Suicidal Thoughts, Suicide Attempt, Self-Harm, Grooming, Anxiety Attacks, Intervention, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

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@myusernameisstolen

--undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] at ??:??-- [uu]: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS. [uu]: WHY ARE YOu NOT DEAD. HOW THE FuCK ARE YOu STILL AWAKE. AND WHY DID YOu SEND ME THIS DEVICE. NOT THAT I AM NOT EAGER TO INSuLT YOu IN REAL TIME FOR ONCE, BuT I AM QuITE RIGHTLY PISSED AT THE FAILuRE OF MY ASSASSINS. [UU]: my money is jUst as good as yoUrs, brother. [UU]: now shUt the fUck Up and listen to me.

Chapters: 1/1

Rating: Mature

Archive Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Category: F/M, Other

Fandom: Homestuck

Relationships: Caliborn/Calliope (Homestuck), Calliope/Roxy Lalonde, Calliope & Gamzee Makara, Calliope & John Egbert, Auto-Responder | Lil Hal & Calliope & Jane Crocker & Jake English & Roxy Lalonde & Dirk Strider

Characters: Calliope (Homestuck), Caliborn (Homestuck), John Egbert, Roxy Lalonde, Auto-Responder | Lil Hal

Additional Tags: Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Alternate Universe - Crack, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical Implications of Incest, Sburb/Sgrub Fan Session, Original Character(s), original denizens - Freeform, Cherubs (Homestuck), Caliginous Romance | Kismesis, Retcon Powers (Homestuck), Ultimate John Egbert, Pseudo-Incest, Sibling Incest, Caliborn (Homestuck) Being an Asshole, Misogyny, Dark Comedy, Blood and Injury

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@chronicangel

Jade pulls Dave in the direction of her bedroom by his choker and he moans, and as much as she loves hearing it, she also doesn’t really want Zack to hear it. "We’ll still need to be quiet," she mumbles between kisses, pulling away so little that her mouth is still moving against his as she says it. "The acoustics in this apartment are ridiculous; Sollux and Aradia always have to play music."

Chapters: 2/2

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M

Fandoms: Homestuck

Relationships: Jade Harley/Dave Strider

Characters: Jade Harley, Dave Strider

Additional Tags: POV Third Person, Condoms, Light Dom/sub, Makeup Sex, Praise Kink, Woman on Top

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egregiousBass

ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering olivetCollapsing [OC] EB: hey there, mind if i drop in to chat about something? OC: Oh, hello? OC: What did you want to talk about? EB: i saw your theory on the sburbology server. gotta say, i actually enjoyed reading it!

Chapters: 1/23

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex

Fandom: Homestuck

Relationships: John Egbert & Original Character(s), John Egbert & Terezi Pyrope

Characters: John Egbert, Original Male Character(s), Terezi Pyrope, Original Female Character(s)

Additional Tags: Inspired by Real Events, Earth C (Homestuck), Troll Culture (Homestuck), Pale Romance | Moirallegiance, Childhood Sexual Abuse, Mental Health Issues, Pedophilia, Suicidal Thoughts, Suicide Attempt, Self-Harm, Grooming, Anxiety Attacks, Intervention, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

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@glubtier

The line of light up Hal's torso starts to pulse dimly red. His heartbeat, as close as he can get to one, reassures John that not all is lost and turns Hal from a terrifying casualty to a very fancy weighted blanket. A smarter man than John would have asked what to expect, knowing that Hal had rigged up the shut off response. No questions were asked, no expectations were tempered, and John was left to debate with himself if he'd have to call Dirk. The prospect was even more terrifying than the idea that Hal might never reawaken. John would never live it down. Hal shudders back to life with a jolt, a heavy fog over what accounts for his consciousness, weighing him down in ways that it has absolutely no right to. Pushing himself up on arms still getting used to functioning again after an unexpected shutdown, he muses that he may have over-tuned the voltage a bit; he feels unreasonably sluggish, and several non-critical systems are struggling to come back up. Even his optical signals come in fuzzy for a few too-long beats. "Hey. Welcome back."

Chapters: 9/12

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Fandoms: Homestuck

Relationships: Auto-Responder | Lil Hal/John Egbert

Characters: John Egbert, Auto-Responder | Lil Hal

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Robot/Human Relationships, Robot Sex, Robot Feels, Existential Angst, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Happy Ending, Exploration, Body Image, Non-Penetrative Sex, Light Dom/sub, Under-negotiated Kink, Mildly Dubious Consent, Anal Sex

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@hippofox

“No kissing.” “Hahaha, sure, that’s chill.” “And don’t-, don’t look at me.” “You got it, babe.”

Chapters: 2/2

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M

Fandoms: Homestuck

Relationships: Jane Crocker/Gamzee Makara

Characters: Jane Crocker, Gamzee Makara

Additional Tags: Vaginal Fingering, First Time, Jane in some serious denial about being into Gamzee, Oral Sex, Semi-Public Sex

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@hippofox

Karkat watched his mutant, bright red blood dripping through the grooves of the metal floor as the imperial drones dragged his limp body through the halls of the battleship. He had always known that they would kill him for his blood mutation eventually, but he’d figured the end would be sudden, culled on the spot after some public scrape drew the attention of the wrong troll. He guessed he should count himself lucky to still be alive, but at this point it just felt like they were prolonging his suffering. Now that they’d caught him, they were presumably dragging him to some farce of a trial before inevitably declaring him unworthy of continued existence. Same result, so what was the point? (If Karkat was being honest with himself, he hadn’t expected to make it out of his adolescence. The fact that he had managed to avoid the drones through even one mating cycle had defied his own expectations. So really, he should feel good about coming out so ahead.) Mostly though, he just felt tired. The stress of running and hiding for this long (not to mention the current blood loss) had taken its toll. He was ready for this to be over.

Chapters: 34/34

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M, Multi, F/F

Fandoms: Homestuck

Relationships: Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Terezi Pyrope/Karkat Vantas, Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas, Vriska Serket/Karkat Vantas, Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam, Jade Harley/Karkat Vantas, John Egbert/Karkat Vantas, Roxy Lalonde/Karkat Vantas, Sollux Captor/Roxy Lalonde, Karkat Vantas/Vriska Serket/Sollux Captor/Roxy Lalonde, Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket, Kanaya Maryam & Karkat Vantas, Calliope & Sollux Captor, John Egbert/Roxy Lalonde, John Egbert/Vriska Serket, Terezi Pyrope & Vriska Serket, Terezi Pyrope/Dave Strider, Jade Harley/Dave Strider, Jade Harley & Rose Lalonde, Karkat/Dave/Jade/Terezi/Vriska/Roxy/Sollux/John ​

Characters: The Condesce (Homestuck), Equius Zahhak, Gamzee Makara, Eridan Ampora, Aranea Serket

Additional Tags: Harems, Fuck Or Die, but not in the way that tag is usually used, calliope is the deity, Hot Karkat Summer, Oral Sex, Troll Biology (Homestuck), Sex Toys, Caliginous Romance | Kismesis, Strip Games, Polyamory, Double Penetration, Bondage, Biting, unnecessary use of time travel, Orgy, there is plot but this is also just an excuse to make Karkat hook up with everyone, Mild Blood, Pale Romance | Moirallegiance, Flushed Romance | Matesprits, Complete

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lonestarsister

You wish you had a long walk home to gather your thoughts, maybe trudge through the rain thematically, but the teleportation means you’re back home pretty much instantly. You make your way up the stairs of your apartment complex (yes, you own the whole thing, Jake has his own fucking island (fucking island, heh (oh jesus christ what’s wrong with you))) and are overly-promptly greeted by Karkat. He looks uncharacteristically reserved when he opens the door, but his grimace quickly fades, replaced by a distinctly Karkat expression of shock. “Fucking shitgrubs, what happened to YOU?” he barks out.

Chapters: 5/?

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Rape/Non-Con

Categories: Multi

Fandoms: Homestuck

Relationships: Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Jade Harley & Dave Strider, Jake English/Dave Strider

Characters: Dave Strider, Karkat Vantas, Jade Harley, Jake English

Additional Tags: Fuck Or Die, Mutual Non-Con, Reader-Interactive, Relationship Study, Heavy Angst, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, the title is a joke but this is actually really emotional, Rating May Change, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Earth C (Homestuck), Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Soulmate Horror, probably too much worldbuilding, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Panic Attacks, Consensual Infidelity, Oral Sex

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@aeroargonic

turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering gutsyGumshoe [GG] TG: hey so i think im a girl

Chapters: 3/6

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen, F/F

Fandoms: Homestuck

Relationships: June Egbert & Rose Lalonde, Rose Lalonde & Roxy Lalonde, Jane Crocker/Dave Strider

Characters: June Egbert, Rose Lalonde, Roxy Lalonde, Jane Crocker, Dave Strider

Additional Tags: Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Earth C (Homestuck), Not Canon Compliant - The Homestuck Epilogues, Pesterlog(s) (Homestuck), Gender Dysphoria, Gender Identity, Gender Issues, Trans Female June Egbert, Trans Male Rose Lalonde, Author Is Sleep Deprived, Names, Coming Out, Trans Female Dave Strider, Nonbinary Jane Crocker

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@ursavorpalis

The second dinner party goes off without a hitch. Or, at least, everyone makes it to the dining table with no major injuries. As everyone sits, eyeing the roast pork chop in the center of the table, Dirk remains standing. He clears his throat. A helpful, sharp little chime diverts everyone's attention to him. "Hey," Dirk says, with all the charisma one might expect of him, if one didn't expect much. "Uh, I guess I wanted to just… say thanks?" He says the words as though they're in a foreign language he barely speaks.

Chapters: 18/18

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen

Fandoms: Homestuck

Relationships: Auto-Responder | Lil Hal & Dirk Strider, Dave Strider & Dirk Strider, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Auto-Responder | Lil Hal & Dave Strider, Jake English/Dirk Strider

Characters: Auto-Responder | Lil Hal, Dirk Strider, Dave Strider, Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Karkat Vantas, Jake English, Vriska Serket, Terezi Pyrope, Jade Harley, Grandma English | Alpha Jade Harley

Additional Tags: Dirk Strider and Dave's Bro Aren't the Same Person, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Haunted Houses, Domestic, House Cleaning, being prepared to kill someone you love to spare them from a worse fate, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, attempted blood sacrifice, Gothic, some weird tilting between horror and wholesome, Alternate Universe - Modern with Magic, Buried Alive, Suicide Attempt, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Drowning, jade harley and nana english aren't the same person

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@lightningxwave

>Be Darel. You are now Darel. You’re currently looking through the sBurb viewport right now at your father. You switch apps on your computer to text him, to make sure he’s ready. — [AT] enveloped [HJ] at 17:23! — [AT] hey dad, all set?

Chapters: 1/1

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen

Fandoms: Homestuck

Relationships: Darel Harkaz/Ferr Marween (Mentioned)

Characters: Darel Harkaz, Ferr Marween (Mentioned), Hare Harkaz | Dad Harkaz

Additional Tags: Character Death, Godtier Ascention, Grief, Sort of happy ending, Open Ending, Swearing, First fic uploaded to AO3, !!, Original Character(s)

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PhantomSpider

You are DIRK STRIDER, It was 7 years ago when you met James Egbert. Your boys were the same age and attached at the hip. It was only a matter of time until you met, and, well, you were both single, gay men with kids the same age who already got along. It was a match set in stone. Your love burned almost as brightly as your lust. Maybe that's what all this was to him, blind unfiltered lust. Hell, you would be inclined to agree with him. And what will you do? Now you're all alone

Chapters: 1/1

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Major Character Death

Categories: M/M

Fandoms: Homestuck

Relationships: Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider/Dad Egbert

Characters: Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Dad Egbert

Additional Tags: POV Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Lyric fic, dad egbert is a bad partner, Unhealthy Relationships, Post-Break Up, Depression, Suicide, Song: Now That You're Gone (The Raconteurs), Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

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@june-egbert-official

“Fly, pupa, fly!!!!!!!!” Vriska cackled gleefully, as Tavros leapt off the cliff, dropping hundreds of feet… Something felt…wrong. This wasn't how she remembered it. “W8…” She looked around. This didn't seem familiar… "This is WAAAAAAAAY too close to my hive. The cliffs are all too high.” “uHHHH,,,wHAT DO YOU MEAN?”

Chapters: 1/1

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen

Fandoms: Homestuck

Characters: Vriska Serket, Doc Scratch (Homestuck), Tavros Nitram

Additional Tags: Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Grooming, Major Character Injury

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New Chapter up -- Happy 1 year to Doom Days!

Doom Days (111377 words) by 2urviiviing Chapters: 8/52 Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Sollux Captor/Dave Strider, Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas, Sollux Captor/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam, Roxy Lalonde/Feferi Peixes, Aradia Megido/Feferi Peixes, Aradia Megido/Feferi Peixes/Roxy Lalonde Characters: Dave Strider, Karkat Vantas, Sollux Captor, Rose Lalonde, Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Roxy Lalonde, Vriska Serket, The Condesce (Homestuck), Aradia Megido, Kanaya Maryam, Feferi Peixes, Tavros Nitram, Equius Zahhak, Nepeta Leijon Additional Tags: Past Child Abuse, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Polyamory, Slow Burn, Imprisonment, Helming, Panic Attacks, Xenophilia, Body Horror, Rebellion, Alternate Universe - No Sburb Session, Alternate Universe - Alternian Invasion, POV Second Person, POV Multiple

Summary: Soulmarks were supposed to be simple. Instead, Dave got aliens. Karkat got a human. And Sollux? He got screwed. As Earth falls and a rebellion crumbles, unlikely soulmates navigate trauma, tyranny, and the complexities of cross-species romance.

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!!!

happy twiyti tuesday!

today i prove i can write a pov character whose last name isn't captor or vantas

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@thoughts-of-a-scoundrel

Nepeta blinked furiously in the sunlight of the Hub, stumbling blindly after her new mentor as he walked briskly through the sudden overwhelming sensory nightmare. Bright- it was so bright- the smells, the noises- so many people everywhere-! Obi-Wan, who had doubled back upon the realization that his newest student was standing nearly paralyzed by the entrance to the subway station, gently steered Nepeta into the doorway of a storefront. She could hear the jingle of the door opening, and suddenly it was darker, quieter, and far less crowded. Nepeta pried her eyelids open and took in her surroundings.

Chapters: 3/?

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Major Character Death

Categories: Gen

Fandoms: Homestuck, Original Work

Relationships: Past Nepeta Leijon/Equius Zahhak, Nepeta Leijon & Obi-Wan Kenobi

Characters: Nepeta Leijon, Original Characters, Obi-Wan Kenobi

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Afterlife, Crossover, Action/Adventure, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Alternate Universe - Spies & Secret Agents, Sort Of, there's going to be so many fandoms in this that for sanity's sake I'm only going to tag the relevant characters, I promise this is serious and not crack

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duck & cover

@jellysmudge

ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT] EB: have you watched the show i asked you to yet? :B TT: I watched the last episode that aired a few weeks ago. TT: It was cute. EB: haha yeah it's really fun! EB: i think the next episode is coming out soon?

Chapter: 26/?

Rating: Mature

Archive Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Category: Gen; M/M

Fandom: Homestuck

Relationships: Dave Strider & Dirk Strider; Roxy Lalonde & Dirk Strider; Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider & Dave Strider; John Egbert/Dirk Strider; Rose Lalonde & Roxy Lalonde; Rose Lalonde & Dirk Strider; Auto-Responder | Lil Hal & Dirk Strider; Auto-Responder | Lil Hal & Dave Strider; Jane Crocker & Dirk Strider; John Egbert & Jade Harley & Rose Lalonde & Dave Strider; Rose Lalonde & Dave Strider; Jane Crocker & Jake English & Roxy Lalonde & Dirk Strider; Jane Crocker ♦ Dirk Strider

Characters: Dirk Strider; Dave Strider; Rose Lalonde; Roxy Lalonde; Jane Crocker; John Egbert; Auto-Responder | Lil Hal; Jade Harley; Jake English; Dad Egbert; Davesprite (Homestuck); Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider, Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde, Roxy's Mom | Alpha Rose Lalonde, Grandpa Harley | Beta Jake English, Poppop Crocker | Alpha John Egbert, Nanna Egbert | Beta Jane Crocker, Nannasprite (Homestuck), Grandma English | Alpha Jade Harley, Mentioned Davepetasprite (Homestuck)

Additional Tags: Ultimate Dirk Strider; Not Canon Compliant - Homestuck 2: Beyond Canon; Not Canon Compliant - The Homestuck Epilogues; POV Dave Strider; POV Dirk Strider; Strider Feels (Homestuck); Sober Roxy Lalonde; Autistic Rose Lalonde; thats not rlly all that relevant but its important to me that you know; Ultimate Selves; Alternate Timelines; Timeline Shenanigans; Fluff; Fluff and Angst; Fluff and Hurt/Comfort; Brother-Sister Relationships; Family Dynamics; Family Bonding; Dissociative Identity Disorder; Rating May Change; Warnings May Change; Rating for jokes/references to nsfw stuff; Ultimate Selves but cool and fun; POV Auto-Responder | Lil Hal; Psychological Trauma, Recovery, Trauma Recovery, Strilondes