homie-o-morphism
homie-o-morphism
a dumb ox faced with an amorphous mountain
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30s // she/her // Upstate NY
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homie-o-morphism · 4 hours ago
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uptown funk made me sexually attracted to bruno mars…….
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homie-o-morphism · 7 hours ago
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cheerleading activities
girls belong to @magnificentmicrowave
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homie-o-morphism · 8 hours ago
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homie-o-morphism · 8 hours ago
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What's with all the wiggan posting lately?
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homie-o-morphism · 8 hours ago
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hi
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homie-o-morphism · 11 hours ago
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we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it
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homie-o-morphism · 1 day ago
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by ふに・無9@funi_mu9
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homie-o-morphism · 2 days ago
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i suppose we would be expected to dedicate energy to the reproduction of a form of life that invests a term like “labour” with meaning (and so its associative circle, leisure, productivity, ability, laziness etc), because failure to do so (let alone to actively imagine transcension), would mean the end of labour as organising social force? i really feel the forest has been lost for the trees here
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homie-o-morphism · 2 days ago
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It's never puppy quiet when I start a puppy riot.
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homie-o-morphism · 2 days ago
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switching to firefox is so funny to me because when chrome wanted an update i was beating it back with a stick but firefox is politely raising its hand and saying “hey there’s an update if you want” and i’m kissing that little fox on between its eyes and letting it update calmly and peacefully, go update baby i love you, take all the time you need
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homie-o-morphism · 2 days ago
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when you eat all your vegetables even the yucky ones
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homie-o-morphism · 2 days ago
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friend of mine was sleeping whilst another friend and i were talking about nonsense. at some point we were talking about how trains honked anyway in the no horn zone that we had both lived in at one point. either without waking up, or waking up so briefly as to not disturb her sleep, our sleeping friend turned over to face us and solemnly intoned "Trains are required by federal law to sound the horn three times at a grade crossing". then she was gone again. we shook her gently- no response, out cold. she didn't remember it in the morning.
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homie-o-morphism · 2 days ago
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Yeah people have noticed this but it still hasn't been proven. Look up the "abc conjecture".
has anyone noticed that a²+b²=c² for a,b,c three sides of a right triangle or is it just me just now while working on my theorys
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homie-o-morphism · 3 days ago
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homie-o-morphism · 3 days ago
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The Ones Who Walk Into Omelas With Kevlar Vests And Samurai Swords And Desert Eagles And Stare Down All Those Wicked Unrighteous Sinners In Their Droves And Proceed To Totally Fucking Waste Them All In A High Octane Action Sequence That Kicks Insane Amounts Of Ass Think The Raid If It Was Directed By John Woo But When They Finally Get To The Door Of The Basement Where They Keep The Kid Oh Shit It's The Fucking King Of Omelas And He's Wielding The Cursed Obsidian Blade Of The Underworld And They Gotta Waste Him Too But He's Incredibly Fast And Strong Thanks To All The Power He's Getting From The Kid And He Kills Almost All Of Them Until The Leader Draws Him Out With A Double Feint That Leaves Him Wide Open And Cuts His Fucking Head Clean Off With A Single Perfect Stroke And Then They Finally Open The Door To The Basement And Free The Kid
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homie-o-morphism · 3 days ago
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''how come I cannot be a witch possessing the body of a porcelain doll?'' -one third of my dashboard and also Nimi Nightmare apparently
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