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I love that every few months my brain decides it's time to listen to Falsettos again and it feels as though it's the first time.

I fucking ADORE Falsettos.

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Being a woman in the olden days must’ve been so cool!!

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me contemplating the human condition

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the public library is for lovers

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Kintsugi

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what is true joy if not listening to A Day in Falsettoland.....

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to my daughter, I leave my millions of pinterest boards, my oddly specific spotify playlists, and my concerning tumblr posts

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what am i thinking about? oh nothing, just french sirius black saying “body so tea the british are coming” to remus lupin in bed.

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Realizing everyone sucks and that you should just do whatever you want without worrying so much about what they have to say is so freeing. So many people who’ve made me feel small ended up possessing attributes that I don’t admire at all.

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this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

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LOVE IS THE WHOLE POINT. OF IT ALL

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All you do is whine

untrue i also suffer, rot, wail, wallow, haunt, mourn and rage

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i know the idea of 'hear me out' type posts is weird non-conventional attraction but i also have a fascination for the people whos 'hear me outs' are conventionally attractive characters from the most OBSURE media. like if you were asked to name a sexy character and your first thought is the girl from a mostly forgotten 1980s canadian animated scifi musical im gonna be way more intrigued by whats going on in your brain than if you had said like. the dragon from shrek yknow.

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muggle au where they all raise baby harry together and it's chaotic af.

they just got out of college. it all starts with a drunk one night stand. lily has to postpone grad school, james hates the degree he chose. sirius wants his own tattoo studio and is obliviously in love with remus, who's struggling with money and juggling three jobs. regulus shows up at sirius' door one night with nothing but a bag and a cry for help. peter is accidentally dating four people at once and has no idea how to fix it. dorcas is trying to open her own restaurant and marlene is pretending she's not a lesbian. mary's modeling career is sucking the life out of her.

they're confused and there are no established couples at first because everything is so messyyy (could be jily, jegulus, marylily, pandalily or even jeguily endgame u guys suit urselves).

they're all shitty young adults trying to pretend they're not hungover while bringing harry to a playdate in the park. big fights in the living room, stopped by the baby taking his first steps. monthly birthday cakes celebrated on the floor of an apartment that barely has furniture.

at least five of them showing up for harry's parent-teacher meeting at preschool. remus hyperventilating because harry cut his finger and it's covered in blood. sirius' hair becoming harry's favorite toy.

they're great with him. and they're so messed up with each other. they fuck things up so bad. and so many times. they're so lost.

please please please who's gonna write it

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Recurring post-war incidents where the Daily Prophet spreads wild rumors about Drarry, convinced that their relationship is a result of either Draco giving Harry daily doses of love potion to fulfill his “PREDATORY OBSESSION” or Harry’s “SAVIOR COMPLEX” making him go to unheard-of lengths to reform a former Death Eater. Articles typically close with “The Saviour is expected to be single again by the end of the month.”

Then after their marriage, people start betting that they won’t last a year, and this continues on for decades, with a number of New Year’s celebrations including betting pools that this will be the year Potter finally dumps Malfoy and becomes available, and the Prophet’s narrative shifts to revealing at least once a month that they are “ON THE VERGE OF DIVORCE.”

At first Harry and Draco just scoff at all of it, hating being gossiped about. But slowly but surely, they start to grow more amused by the whispers than anything else. And by the time their 20th anniversary arrives, they’ve both become so unbothered that they’ve made a habit of alternating between faking dramatic conversations and even arguments in public and holding hands and sometimes even making out in public, just to ensure nobody has any idea where they actually stand, and to see what Rita Skeeter will make of it.

This habit inevitably results in the two of them bursting out laughing at the look on “that one guy’s face” as soon as they get home, and laughing even harder over their breakfast in bed at the next morning’s headline revealing “MALFOY-POTTER MARITAL BLISS REGRESSED BACK TO SCHOOLBOY RIVALRY” or questioning “MALFOY-POTTER VOWS SEALED WITH A DEMENTOR’S KISS FROM THE START?”

Hermione and Ron’s co-workers inevitably ask them about the rumors … and inevitably receive the same simple but accurate response every time: “Nah, they’re fine.”

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never underestimate how much the world hates women btw