Note
Could you edit another wizard with she/her pronouns please these are hilarious 😂
trifecta of myles pinkney pronoun wizards
67K notes
·
View notes
Photo

i’m reading mattress topper reviews on amazon and i just love this one…. who are these variously shaped gays
216K notes
·
View notes
Text
*bully voice* you will NEVEEER look like your animal crossing character. you will never have a perfectly round head and a little red triangle for a nose
49K notes
·
View notes
Note
why aren't you Christian?
i love sinning and doing evil
27K notes
·
View notes
Text
I extend my hand like a mob boss and allow you to kiss my ring but when you lean closer you see it's one of those glo-in-the-dark spider rings you win at arcades
187K notes
·
View notes
Text
Strange and massive objects plow near the moon, captured on amateur film from Quebec, Canada. (26.03.2020).
276K notes
·
View notes
Text
Going outside with autism/adhd like *feels all the bushes* *stops to look at a bug* *reads all the signs out loud* *stops to look at a bug* *stops to look at a bug* *feels all the bushes* *stomps on a leaf* *reads all the sign ou
104K notes
·
View notes
Photo
Bonus super important canon characterization:
913 notes
·
View notes
Photo
When Dracula mopes in his chair this is all I think about
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
Lactose intolerant person working at cold stones like a eunuch guarding a harem
130K notes
·
View notes
Text
*hands you a strawbebby* *hands you a strawbebby* *hands you a strawbebby* *hands you a strawbebby* *hands you a strawbebby* *hands you a strawbeb
17K notes
·
View notes
Text





Have I mentioned that I adore these two? I just want them to be happy, it’s what they deserve!!
Thanks to @somebody-1 for the wonderful art of my new favorite characters💜
2K notes
·
View notes