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writing reader inserts is so funny because it's like. yeah you would NOT say that but now you do and you're gonna enjoy it. it's inevitably pouring a part of you into this fic. it's describing your dissociative daydreams in overly detail to everyone searching specifically for food to feed their dissociative daydreams. it's coming up with a hundred different scenarios on how to get railed by your favorite 2D man and yeah his dick is always big and he wants you so badly. it's playing barbie with Y/N who is like an universal OC at this point. it's going on silly little adventures in my mind and taking you all with me. reader inserts i love you so much.

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i have so much game (i got worried when he replied to the text he sent me)

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max verstappen playing call of duty mw3… my two worlds are colliding

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I wanna sob i miss it so bad. The impact it has had on me since i devoured it within seconds is astonishing

im actually being haunted by this waffle i ate at universal studios. i can’t stop thinking about it to the point where i was dreaming that i ate it.

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im actually being haunted by this waffle i ate at universal studios. i can’t stop thinking about it to the point where i was dreaming that i ate it.

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COD TWT P!LINKS

SIMON "GHOST" RILEY

Simon fingering your tiny pretty pink pussy

loserteenage!ghost in your room past your bed time

Simon lavishing his pretty girl

fucking your thighs

letting you dominate him once (maybe he realized he should let you more)

JOHNNY "SOAP" MACTAVISH

fingering you after a long mission

sucking your tits because he missed his mommy

waking you up to this

riding him cuz you missed him

JOHN "CAPTAIN" PRICE

throwing your pretty little body around

while your watching a movie

makeup sex after your fight

letting you sit on his face whilst you read

fucking you because you asked for it

ALEJANDRO VARGAS

eating you out after dinner

after a mission

eating you out pt.2

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It had been too long since I last drew Soap 🙏

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Ghost in a box offer his wisdom

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nothings better than knowing a bitch who fatshamed you (called my thighs big like yes and what? i worked for it??) is leaving the country and you’ll never have to see them again. i’m about to find PEACE

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most relatable episode of malcolm in the middle is when he stops being mean for a week and gets an ulcer

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if gaz was one of those people asking me to sign a random waiver on the streets or forcing me to smell their fragrance, i would 100% stop for him.

“ghost distribution system” “soap follows you home” guy GAZ is the king of this!!! don’t you see it!!!!!! he’s so pretty that when he sits down with you at a bar without asking you just go along with it! when you’ve been talking for 5 minutes and he’s already got his hand on your thigh or playing with your hair you just let it slide!! you think he’s a little presumptuous when he’s leaning in but those sparkling puppy eyes just trap you!!

when he just takes your hand and leads you to his car without asking if you wanna come home with him, you’re a little confused and maybe even resistant but he looks so sad when you say you’re going home. oh, babe, what’s wrong? it’s so late and cold and he needs you to keep him warm tonight… and before you know it you’re in his bed on your tummy with your ass in the air and gaz is a little too enthusiastic when he licks up your cunt from behind and prods his tongue just a little too close to your other hole but then he’s sucking your clit so sweetly!! and he plasters himself over your back when he fucks you and kisses your shoulders and tells you that you’re the prettiest thing he’s ever had!!!

so what if he’s a little clingy in the morning? calling you babe and bringing you breakfast isn’t that weird, right? he’s just being so sweet!

… what’s this about lunch with his captain?

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«🩷BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people you adore! Absolutely no pressure but. It's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3🩷»

i had such a bad day today but this made me smile oml ILY THANK YOU CYN MWAH

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but i am my father’s daughter and i CAN fix him!!

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universe if u see this it’s a sign to place a cigarette in my hand….. universe are u listening to me pls

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chappell roan is making me realise that maybe i like girls more than i do? like i’m bi but i’ve been listening to goodluck babe and it’s making me realise that i don’t want to wake up in 20 years facing the wrong person because i’ve always seen myself marrying a man? what the fuck