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youre mommy's little pigeon. aww you can coo all you want but mommy is keeping you in your little cage until she needs you to send a letter 😈

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Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharoah’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharoah’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharoah’s wrath

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Emotionally being someone who needs to take up running as a hobby trapped in a body that disintegrates at speeds past brisk walk is the most aggressively nerfed I think I’ve ever been

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King James I: *builds secret tunnel connecting his room to the room of a man he calls his husband*

Historians: it’s very hard to tell what kind of relationship they would have had, let’s not look at this through a 21st century lens

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people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.

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please stop treating the word neurodivergent like it means the overlap between autism and adhd

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has anyone ever complimented you on your march? If not he's gorgeous

(thank you very much! 🥰)

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earlier my husband opened our snack cabinet and something fell out and he put it back and then a second later i heard him say very quietly “no, it chose me” and then he took it and walked away

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Two types of cats