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tis my birthday in a week :3

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I have more thoughts abt childe at the house of the hearth in 4.6 actually

he broke off his transport back to snezhnaya and booked it back to fontaine on his own to see arlecchino and ask for her help, so I’m imagining him turning up at her door a complete mess and demanding that she help him find skirk

arlecchino: alright, but first you should recuperate here for a while, you look dead on your feet.

childe, delirious, bleeding through unraveling bandages, massive dark circles under his eyes, visibly thinner than he was before the events of the archon quest: no. I’m fine. help me find her NOW

arlecchino: cute bravado, but your stomach is growling so loud I can hear it from here. [intimidating harbinger glare] have. a meal. first.

childe, aware that she’s stronger than him even when he’s NOT heavily injured and about to drop from hunger: …fine

after he’s had a meal he falls asleep almost immediately lol

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had thoughts abt childe’s recovery time at the house of the hearth

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the image of march squishing dan heng’s tummy was NOT leavjng my mind!!!!! march is an enthusiast of all things soft and cute and that INCLUDES the express’s archivist

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tried my hand at drawing c.hilde with a little extra weight :] he’s so cute when flustered i had to

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stuffed and firm upper tummy + soft and squishy lower belly

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Thinking About Things

Thoughts about how Genshin has its own soda (Fonta. Probably a reference to Fanta, though that was made in Germany and not France).

Anyway, thinking about a trio of characters, specifically wrioneuvifuri, where maybe Neuvillette gets filled to the brim with the fizzy drink in question, and his stomach gets to that point where it's just numerous deep, bubbly gurgles - the kind that has someone wrapping their arms around their stomach and thinking that something is bound to happen, y'know?

There's probably some bloating too, due to the sheer amount of liquid combined with carbonation.

Furina could be the one encouraging this little indulgent time, and Wriothesley could just be along for the ride - or, better yet, he could be doing the same thing as Neuvillette (just on a lesser scale).

Even if Wriothesley is doing the same thing, his body is probably a lot more used to it than Neuvillette's due to the presence of Fonta in the Fortress of Meropide.

I like to think that Neuvillette tries to be polite for a good while and keep any burps down, which only makes his stomach even more gurgly and bloated. Maybe at some point he lets a few slip, or maybe Furina and/or Wriothesley have to.. encourage him to let out at least a bit of the gas.

Eventually it'll get to a point where he just can't fit anything more, which is likely also the point where he'll stop being so polite regarding burping. That's not to say that he'll drop his politeness entirely - just that some of it will be removed as he has to deal (with the consequences of giving in to Furina) with his bubbly belly.

TLDR: Furina = Orchestrator / Belly Rubber Neuvillette = Recipient / Stuffed on Fonta (Soda) Wriothesley = Encourager / Secondary to previous two roles^

I brainrot over Fonta + the HC of Neuvillette's stomach only being able to peacefully handle water.

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Hiii, can you make danheng eructo headcanons if possible 🥺

of course!!!

he has very cute burps - he tries his best to stifle his burps around others, but if one does come out, he will always offer an embarrassed “excuse me.”

he tends to hiccup a bit after eating his food (that are usually in a larger portion), so he retreats to his room to hide from the others. march likes to follow him and he gets extra embarrassed burping in front of her

speaking of march, sometimes she will sneak up behind d.anheng and give him a surprise hug. the issue for him lies in the fact is that she tightly hugs him around his tummy, forcing the gas out of his belly and causing a burp he can’t react to quickly enough to stifle in time

something similar occurs when march tries to give him a tummy massage, she accidentally presses too hard and he belches

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hmm.. And what will happen if furina will be stuffed ? (wrioneuvifuri)

furina is comparatively quite small, and has an endless appetite for sweet things, so it’s quite easy to stuff her <3 if she’s around people she’s comfortable with, she WILL complain about being too full and getting a tummyache. At length.

neuvillette is used to this behavior and simply sits down so furina has a comfortable space to lay across his lap while he rubs her belly in gentle, soothing motions. He also has her slowly sip water, which helps with any nausea but also serves to make furina’s tummy more bloated and heavy.

at first, wriothesley isn’t quite sure where he stands bc furina has stuffed him before but not vice versa, and he’s not entirely sure how she’d like him to treat her, but furina easily solves his inner dilemma by requesting that he come cuddle as well :> the ex-regina of all waters demands tummy rubs, please!

just one of their hands practically covers furina’s entire belly… waow

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you keep motivating me to make wrioneuvifuri content, damn it (I love it all, please don't stop <3)

yessssss… yesssss join me in rare polyship land

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i like to think that neuvi is shy about noises of his tummy, and wrio and furina like to listen and comment on them. and sometimes make little jokes🥺

neuvi’s tummy gurgling and wrio and furina immediately teasing him together 😭😭😭 like awwww oh dear is our iudex still hungry?? (he is not. he is so so full but his tummy noises r betraying him terribly.) neuvillette insists they are wrong and moreover this is very undignified but that only brings on more light teasing and gentle touches to his belly

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ive literally been busy beyond belief but I still exist dw feel free to send me shit

regarding being busy beyond belief I have become a lion dancer and discovered the joys and dangers of drinking Many Beverages and doing lion dance, in either order. this post brought to you by my partner for a particular performance drinking 2 sodas and then complaining abt how bloated he felt to which I could only say… well now whose fault is that

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aven.tur.ine not being used to actually eating his fill even after joining the ipc. when him and rat.io get closer he notices and encourages him to finally start to do so. aven/turine starts to find comfort in the feeling of being full and the soft gurgling his tummy makes while digesting a filling meal as opposed to his typical meal that was hardly satiating. occasionally he over does it and rat.io will lecture him while massaging avent/urine’s overstuffed tummy.

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remember that one post abt zhongli eating rocks n digesting them into magma… well…

consider morax healing wartime injuries as quickly as possible by consuming rocks/molten lava to give his body material to work with (filling gashes and cracks with new stone that slowly incorporates into his form)

after a rough conflict with an enemy god, trusted allies may happen upon him hidden away somewhere private, resting and cradling a belly full of hot, churning magma as he waits for the healing process to begin

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did anyone else read that series where in one book there was this fucken lady named wednesday who got cursed with eternal insatiable hunger that transformed her into an all-devouring leviathan and in order to have a coherent conversation with her the characters had to meet her at this massive banquet table where she just had to keep eating while they talked. and then they went inside her stomach when she was a leviathan. because I re-read those scenes a LOT

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youtube is so fuckin cooked for kink stuff I miss being a young teenager surreptitiously browsing for tummy videos and actually finding things relevant to my interests instead of being recommended 10000 content farm clickbait videos about how to lose weight

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neuvillette…… thinking abt him being extremely unbothered by gaining weight, but very embarrassed at any noises from his tummy