★ she/they ★ icon by @quezify ★ i write fic and draw stuff when i don't feel half dead ★
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Thank you to everyone who's been following along with this blog and supporting me as I share my art. All these pieces and more are available as prints in my shop!
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this is so fucking wild to me I can’t stop laughing literally no wonder the perceived top shortage exists
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edward likes taking bella to the meadow because she gets eaten up by mosquitos who then become flying little snackies that edward doubles back for. edward leaps about the meadow snatching them up like a bass jumping from a lake
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omg hii !!! hi you're home!!! (jerks you off to completion)
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gathers mutuals like Jesus did for the last supper : one of you will block me
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😭 is the best emoji it can be ironic it can be sincere it can be laughter it can be sobbing it’s literally the whole spectrum of human emotion
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your 20s are all about being stuck in the time loop
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hey its me im calling you about your dna sequencing yeauh the results came in.. yeah you might want to sit down before we get started
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i don’t even flirt i just wear a motherfucker down until they want me
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