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Given the global censorship happening, I think it's time—especially if you're a creator—to fully embrace the mindset of: 'Every time you censor me, I’m just gonna get more unhinged, more feral, and infinitely sluttier.'
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some of my favourite comments as seen on chris fleming's youtube recently
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there's been plenty of pushback against youtube's plan to age-check users by using an AI to analyze everyone's watching habits, but amidst that, i spotted this playlist circulating among some teens:
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interesting! they're trying to trick the AI by watching videos that have a primarily adult viewer demographic? well im a curious fella so naturally i have to take a look-see, and
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it was nice seeing you at the devil's sacrament
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Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.
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“Authors should not be ALLOWED to write about–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative
“This book should be taken off of shelves for featuring–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative
“Schools shouldn’t teach this book in class because–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative
“Nobody actually likes or wants to read classics because they’re–” you are an anti-intellectual and an idiot
“I only read YA fantasy books because every classic novel or work of literary fiction is problematic and features–” you are an anti-intellectual and you are robbing yourself of the full richness of the human experience.
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just once I wanna be able to tell a dog person "hey, I don't like dogs. I'm nervous around them" and they actually respect that, don't talk an insane lot about their dog and even make sure I don't have to be near their dog.
just once.
because each time it results into a huge argument where I need to be very direct and mean to shut them down and they always act like I'm a monster for not liking dogs. and that genuinely just makes me despise those fucking animals even more
#my sister got a dog earlier this year and since then i have been updated about every single shit that dog takes#i get like 10 new pictures a day. and i promise you im playing nice and im so polite like 'omg shes so cute ha ha ha'#but every now and then it becomes obvious that they arent training that dog right#she behaves like shit sometimes and they let her just roam around my moms office and shit#and ill be like 'hey guys im not the best person to tell this to bc if that dog does this to me i may be even ruder about it'#and they will ALWAYS act like im some type of villain and how its an issue that i dont like dogs. like. with my personality#meanwhile that animal sounds like an extremely valid reason to detest dogs every time i hear about how it acts#rant#fuck dogs man i never met a dog i liked
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#THIS IS WHAT IM THINKING EACH TIME SOMEONE SAYS STH LIKE THAT#'i was on a date and asked him questions about him and he just responded about himself instead of asking back'#JUST SAY WHAT YOU WANNA SAY WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO BAIT OTHER PEOPLE INTO ASKING THE QUESTIONS U WANNA ANSWER#what kinda chessgame are you PLAYING#literally most of the times someone complains about sth like that they just dont communicate directly AT ALL
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I made my town tune a really long high note to see what would happen and I did not expECT ISABELLE OMG I’M CRY
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The devil is pretty consistently associated with music across every abrahamic religion that has him. Which is neat. I don't believe in hell, but I think it would be funny if it involved poetically relevant big band jazz numbers about how you shouldn'tve enjoyed that fifth road beer.
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