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I had many a great thoughts today

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NO MOURNERS, NO FUNERALS

Shadow and Bone, 2021

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Surely you have noticed that since his reign began, the isles are different.Storms come in faster. Colors are a bit more vivid, smells are sharper.

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gansey: listen. can i be frank with you guys?

henry: i mean i liked your name before but okay

adam: can i still be called adam

ronan: shhhh let frank speak

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I hope he is having a very nice day!!!!

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ZERO ISNT REAL. HE IS AN ILLUSION. [REDACTED] DIED A LONG TIME AGO.

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Ship name: hobama or should I sayyyy HOEbama

btw harry styles/obama was real too & they’re going to be announcing it together at a press conference tomorrow

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Putin tweeting: I'm so( john)locky to have had this position

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if anyone cares, Putin is not officially stepping down. Only news source as far as I can tell that’s reporting that is the NY Post, which is basically a tabloid, and that report is based on a second hand source. Putin had said nothing, and no reputable news orgs have weighed in as of yet

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thanks universe for letting me exist but next time no physical form please

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This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

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Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.

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good evening to girls who are half tree, guys who’ve died twice, guys that have been dead for seven years, bisexuals who are possessed by a forest, gays that can take objects out of their dreams, guys that make you hold a robotic bee in a pit, dead welsh kings, psychic moms, latin teachers that have been framed for murder, boys without internal organs, hit men that read anglo-saxon poetry, and declan

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“Some thought magic came from the mind, others the soul, or the heart, or the will. But Kell knew it came from the blood.” 

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My new phone doesn't automatically generate zoya'a surname in the predicted text when I type Z and I just think it should stop being such a baby and just do it

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i connected the dots

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kltay » adelinas

i wanna push the marie lu agenda too 😌😌

tagging some mutuals @hideos @amouterus @kazz @hearrtrender @venka @calipha @rgcnsey @jordaclan @ikharas @sobachka