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I spend a whole WEEK doing everything that I have to do then I take A DAY to drink hot chocolate and read a book and chill and then LIFE decides that I have THIRTY MISSED ASSIGNMENTS THE DEADLINE IS TOMORRORW

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I am become victorian child. Pain and agony are the only things left in this world. Farewell, for the journey must continue without me.

On days with no tummy aches, it's like I'm invulnerable, I could fight a truck and be fine. On days with tummy aches, you might as well lay out my death bed and let me sleep, it's my time.

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People it's past midnight should I bake a cake?

Should I bake a cake people?

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Tumblr is such a hellsite. When you look for a tag and there's nothing else on it and it says "Were you looking for nothing? Congrats! You found it!"

Thanks Tumblr for calling me stupid.

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things to do on your period! - commit murder - kill people - general violence - take up villainy as a job - catch up on journaling - spill blood. (not yours)

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I was honestly such a fucking asshole to my sister when we were younger I almost feel bad

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He's 78, right? He can only lose so much blood, right? Some metal from the bullet could've gotten in his bloodstream, right?

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NOOO BROTHERR

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Tumblr is such a hellsite. When you look for a tag and there's nothing else on it and it says "Were you looking for nothing? Congrats! You found it!"

Thanks Tumblr for calling me stupid.

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I just read a tag somewhere that went something like "My flavour of ace is whore in theory and celibate in practice" and I have never felt so seen happy pride month besties

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Happy pride!!

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fun facts about my cat

when he was a little kitty we accidentaly misgendered him

when he was a little kitty he accidentaly ate a pill and got high as fuck because of that he is now kinda cross-eyed

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finished work assignment. half of my soul is gone.

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When he meows its actually something like "mmrrow"

Wanna see my cat

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I tried to make him open his eyes but he is very eepy

Wanna see my cat

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Wanna see my cat

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Hair is fluffy today today we happy