#but for fucks sake

[wingsy-keeper-of-songs]

Sometimes I think people need a few more lessons in media literacy before they engage with something that deals with sexual trauma/abuse. I see takes like "wait, did Cazador actually sexually abuse Astarion and the other spawn? Omg it's just so ambiguous idk!"

My guy. My dude. My brother in Lathander. What the fuck do you think the line "he said my screams sounded sweetest" meant?

[madebypointlesswords]

Arthur: If Gwen and I were both drowning, who would you save?

Merlin: I don't know, both of you?

Arthur: No, if you could only save one of us

Merlin: Well, I would probably save Gwen because she can't swim that well and I happen to know you're an excellent swimmer

Arthur: Suppose I was holding an anchor? Who would you save then?

Merlin: Well, why don't you let go of the anchor?

Arthur: It's a family heirloom

Merlin: I'm leaving

[black-rose-writings]

I wish very happy ides of march to everyone. Especially the oil executives, who I think should celebrate this holiday by following in Ceasar's example, because I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BE DEALING WITH ALLERGIES IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING MARCH. In Minecraft, of course.

[mishwanders]

Body: *404 error can’t function like a normal body should, keeps hitting the pain button nonstop.*

Me: fuck fine! *takes nerve pain meds*

Brain: and now is the time for silly songs with Mish *nightmares every night*

[maladaptvs]

UM I MADE THIS POST ALREADY BUT TUMBLR KILLED IT- W H A T. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT.

[curiosity-killed]

on the bright side, i got the work done i needed to get done post-teaching AND finished the scene i was noodling on in the plant fic i accidentally restarted and my single glass of wine post-dinner is having the intended soporific effect

on the downside. i so so so so so so badly don't want to have a meeting at 8 AM with a client who i am mostly neutral towards but about a project that is the bane of my existence atm

[theconvergencenow]

@staff PLS FFS undo all the changes you have done to the web dashboard. We DON'T want you to copy other failing websites. Remove Tumblr Live, or at least add the ability to turn it off permanently. PLEASE roll back the changes made to mobile messaging. It ALL looks the same now. Before, when it pulled the header and color from the person's blog, it was SUPER easy to know who you were talking to, even without looking at a name. "Just look at the name", can't, I'm blind AF. You have removed accessibility features from your website, added things NOBODY ever asked for, and are actively making the platform worse, all in a misguided attempt to make up your revenue. In copying their styles, you are making this site like those other sites who are losing money themselves and whose users WERE coming here. They may not for much longer if the thing they show up to is not better than the thing they left. So many others have said it already, but this is supposed to be (and is still marketed as) the platform where art thrives, and it's all fun and quirky and personal. And yet you insist on cloning everything from platforms that are intended to fundamentally be something COMPLETELY different.

[vestaldestroyer]

today's hungarian class was pure torture. please save me bsdrewatch

[umilily]

pls keep your fingers crossed for me that after finishing this course i will never have to talk to this dude who took it with me ever again, bc otherwise i'm about to do something drastic.

[actuallyitskal]

if i see one more person saying that marauders band au would be SO like chase atlantic imma throw hands sue.

[nightmanatee]

saw the latest dwm cover

[theworld-accordingtocasey]

So what you’re saying is, Haechan is STILL, yet again, not gonna have a chance to give his body a break

[ryutoro]

WHO TF TOOK THE RYOTORO USER

[berryberrybeautiful]

Was not paying attention while watching Yugioh GX and completely forgot about Jesse’s accent so I just got whiplash from how quickly I looked up at my tv.

[woebegonewings]

Trying to figure out a coherent map of Bioshock 1 + 2 Rapture for A Phoenix Must First Burn is impossible, I swear to fuck.

[linseymiller]

I just saw someone use a trigger warning for posas for woke stuff and i swear to god sometimes i wish i could unwrite a book for specific people