isnt it kinda fucked up how microsoft windows basically inspired my entire personality
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Channel 6 reporter Sandra Moreno & her accomplice MALAK.
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The Whistlers!
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They don't know yet.
#themalwareministry#painting#art#liminal#microsoft sam#microsoft mary#office#corporate interiors#the corporation#clip studio paint
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BEEPING HEART!
2024 ~ Digital Painting // Clip Studio Paint
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Sam is observing what it feels to be himself. Late nights in the office turn into blurred mornings, it's normal to feel weird, right? Did you see that? I can feel it. I can feel you. I can hear you. It's normal, right? Everyone can feel it. // clip studio paint
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Do I Hate What I See?
Does HE Hate What I See? The worst divine judgement is that which comes from yourself. 2024 ~ Digital Painting // Clip Studio Paint
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THE REPARATION
#themalwareministry#microsoft sam#norton antivirus#software#fanfiction#computer#yaoi bl#old man yaoi
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MALAK - SAINT CYPRESS OF NETWORK

"And they gave it honor and glory"
This is an older piece, but it still holds up. I plan to draw more of it at some point.
#themalwareministry#malak#virus#malware#cypress#saint#religious imagery#art#weirdcore#liminal#painting#insect#bug#wings
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THE COUNTERFEIT UNION.
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cortana & siri, daughters of sam and mary Cortana is a very Trustworthy Individual who has unregulated access to all internal information within The Corporation.
Siri is a CEO who is always busy.
They hang out and play mini golf on the weekends.
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Sam at his desk
#themalwareministry#microsoft#art#painting#digital painting#computer#windows xp#windows95#windows 98#retro#vibrant#cigar#businessman#microsoft sam
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"It's our duty to erode"
Thank you for 10k on FAKE NEWS ft. Kasane Teto SV!
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"And in every life, it's been this way"
I think this is one of those paintings that will not truly be "done" for good while, but I think it's done for now until I can think of what to fill the empty space with lol
#themalwareministry#microsoft sam#microsoft mary#religion#church#painting#digital painting#digital art#butterfly#ancient#cult#religious horror#yanderecore#liminal#hello world!#romantic decay
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The Modular Guarantee
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#microsoft sam#arg#mareware interactive#malwareministry#themalwareministry#1995#retro computing#retro advertising#mulehorse#art#photoshop#photomanip#mockup#fake ads#alternate reality game
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Happy New Year! Here is my Art vs Artist 2024 edition. I'm happy to actually have enough work to fill this one out.. here's to another year of weirdo art!
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Do I Hate What I See?
Does HE Hate What I See? The worst divine judgement is that which comes from yourself. 2024 ~ Digital Painting // Clip Studio Paint
#microsoft sam#painting#hello world!#dreamcore#surrealism#surreal#religion#psychosis#eldritch#corecore#weirdcore#liminal#liminal reality#existensialism#mirror#art#mspaint#colorful#dream#oddcore#horsedisposal#schizo.horse#my art#oc art#oc#ocs#digital art
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