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ok its a little funny that dirk and bro see a red object then charge at it with a sword like a bull. can we chill out maybe

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some nepetas and a karkat from lunch

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i started this aaaaaages ago i just need to finally release it

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exactly exactly the cherubic pair. whats most important to remember here though is that neither of them are eating vegetables.

the more i think about it, hal having pica would make sense. dirk already would have odd eating habits for various reasons but then hal has this weird dissonance between what her body is telling her to consume vs her redness that constantly leeches energy. that one joke about uranium having a zillion calories.

and also just like the insane way they were brought up with zero people around.

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i personally hc that dirk has a "few carbs as possible" type of eating disorder, and hal kind of "feeling" the nutritional deficit and constantly craving sweets makes sense to me. dirk is on that keto shit meanwhile hal has eaten three donuts because those repressed cravings have to go to SOME splinter or another.

the more i think about it, hal having pica would make sense. dirk already would have odd eating habits for various reasons but then hal has this weird dissonance between what her body is telling her to consume vs her redness that constantly leeches energy. that one joke about uranium having a zillion calories.

and also just like the insane way they were brought up with zero people around.

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Thoughts are being constructed about Homestuck's relationship to music and the role of the characters and their instruments.

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i do appreciate people who draw bro ripped bc thats awesome but also i always double take at hero mode bro panels. like dude can i buy you a burger?

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i hated the original cookiefish cover idk it didnt feel right to me!! so i made a new one. currently in the process of overhauling the MSPFA to prep for rose and kanaya's route!!

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dirk strider year 2413 arguing with someone on 4chan about MLP in year 2010 and responding to someones shit ass take with a newspaper article of their death by clown execution 5 years from then

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you get it

the amporas are the most italian american individuals you will ever meet in your life. those bastards absolutely will claim they are currently oppressed and not technically considered white and will lose their minds and cry racism if you make a mama mia spicy meatball joke at them

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reminder that this image exists

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the amporas are the most italian american individuals you will ever meet in your life. those bastards absolutely will claim they are currently oppressed and not technically considered white and will lose their minds and cry racism if you make a mama mia spicy meatball joke at them