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well, we know ha'penny is more than capable to take care of themselves (they shouldn't but it is what it is). viva tweeting That™ and then deleting her account.....now that, that is very concerning indeed.

viva no longer has a twitter account so she is no longer part of the twitter drama au. just like how cloud guy got his twitter deleted and instantly killed himself! ...viva did not kill herself though she is just missing. i cannot be clear enough that viva did NOT kill herself

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ooo actually, speaking of grayness, did ha'penny view clay's greyness (pre-"suicide" ofc) as like. anything special? or did they think their dad was just Like That?

which leads me to my next question: if ha'penny were to interact with their "aunts" post-chapter 14, would the sudden loss of color come across as noticeable? or are they still grieving clay/don't really care?

first, ha'penny didnt really understand the concept of greyness, just that when they hatched their "dad" was blue and green and then instantly became grey, and thats how he was from that point on. thats just the way he is!

second, i cant answer that question bc no one knows where ha'penny is right now. honestly i kind of thought "viva and ha'penny are MIA" would have raised an eyebrow or two but i guess you guys had more pressing matters to focus on ie floyds suicide attempt

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do brangelina have any particular response to broppy color loss???? or is everyone's responses going to be covered down the line/a spoiler you can't discuss yet?

we dont really deal with how everyone reacts to branch and poppy going grey, no. but i imagine brangelina would look at it the same way any kid would look at someone with severe depression: they give them some sweets they were saving, and ask if they wanna colour with them, stuff like that. the way little kids make themselves happy, bc they dont understand how depression works

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fleek isn't the only tdau couple that canonically fucks like rabbits!! unless the groppy are taking a break from that due to being gray... please tell me they're at least finding some sort of comfort in each other please please please (it need not be sexual)

ill be honest i havent really put thought into how greyness would effect branch and poppys sex drives 💀 especially since theyre. you know. at floyd and creeks house babysitting their kids. which isnt really a good environment for getting hot and heavy. but they are each others biggest comforts during this tough time at least 😌

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love how everyone's losing their minds over floyd and chapter 14 here but on the confessions blog we're all talking about poppy's royal harem. the horniness never rests 💪💥

considering creek and floyd arent gonna be able to continue fucking like rabbits for the foreseeable future, someone had to pick up the torch

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hey remember when we laughed at biggie being a doomfist main and mysteriously dying and mr.dinkles eating his corpse? yeah....good times.

remember when the only problem floyd and creek had was "creek is only pretending to be attracted to floyd"

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I have a friend that followed you back when you posted htf and doesn’t at all care for trolls, yet decided to vote in the poll about wether or not Floyd should have good dreams or not and voted nightmare because they mistook Floyd for Creek

its okay theyre so linked at this point that theyre basically the same person. soulmate au they can feel each others pain

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i am going to close 🙂‍↔️ my eyes 🙂‍↔️ bc imagining creek hearing the thud outside, looking out the window, seeing floyd's mangled body in a slowly growing pool of glittery blood with the sinking feeling that something really bad just happened but unable to fully comprehend exactly what, getting out of the pod, staring numbly at what remains of the father of his children, standing next to his very still, barely breathing husband....is. a bit too much for me.

its starting to sink in

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is.....is harper drawing the gore? or is it pictures some insensitive people took before calling the trollbulance?

the implication was supposed to be that that was creeks reaction to seeing floyd having actually hit the ground. irl. right in front of him. the second he knew the ambulance was on its way he was down on the ground himself (safely, this time) and he saw floyds body up close. fun!

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I need you to know I’m genuinely Sick abt Floyd rn. He’s so broken oh my god I need a minute

you can take solace in the knowledge that, no matter how sad you are about floyd, me and alex have had to sit on this information for a month and a half. you know when i posted about floyd and creek playing stardew valley together? that was bc i made myself so sad about how they are post ch14 that i needed something cute and silly to make myself feel better

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randomly got a head cold friday morning so I’m blaming it on y’all dunking on the body cast fag dad constantly…

its okay, yesterday i accidentally scratched my face and started bleeding so im counting that as my karmic punishment

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Floyd will be legit happy one day i dont care if it takes 5 years or 50 IDC IDOMTCARE

this is not a prediction or a wish or a prayer im holding this as gospel that he WILL be happy and none of you can take that away from me.

he... probably will be happy. some day. eventually! ...briefly 😬

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i wish fleek was around in the mid 2010s they would have been so good in shitty angst animation memes like crash or medicine or asphyxiate or pork soda or grrrls or something like that idk

you could not IMAGINE the fleek animatics i imagine in my head

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your floyd lore is FUCKED UP im typing this in tears rn. and i wish i was joking or exaggerating.. bro ive never read smth that i LOVE MORE THAN ANYTHING and HATE MORE THAN ANYTHING at the same time

LMFAO........ that wasnt even really intended to be that sad, its just that it described sad events... at the point of writing it, he had a happy ending at least, but then........ we added more. after that happy ending. and he is no longer happy

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Can I ask what art program you use? I’m not sure if someone asked this before so I’m sorry if you answered this before or if it comes off rude

its not rude at all dw :) i use clip studio paint!