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KRISTOPHER HOFFMANN, YOUR HOST FOR TONIGHT AND EVERY NIGHT!!!
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"WOO HAHAHAHAHAHA!! WELCOME TO THE SHOW! LET'S PLAY A GAME, IT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST!"
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"Just because you're crusty and old does not make me a child."
"Itami has requested that I let you leave. And I, as their loving father, am more than willing to oblige. You're free to go."
-@milk-tea-and-rotting-flesh
"I'm staying with them"
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"I'm nearly 20 years old for god's sake!!"
"Itami has requested that I let you leave. And I, as their loving father, am more than willing to oblige. You're free to go."
-@milk-tea-and-rotting-flesh
"I'm staying with them"
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"You've just manipulated them into thinking that!"
"Itami has requested that I let you leave. And I, as their loving father, am more than willing to oblige. You're free to go."
-@milk-tea-and-rotting-flesh
"I'm staying with them"
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"You aren't their dad."
"Itami has requested that I let you leave. And I, as their loving father, am more than willing to oblige. You're free to go."
-@milk-tea-and-rotting-flesh
"I'm staying with them"
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"I have someone looking after her, do not call Ame a cow or a pet. I leave when Itami leaves."
"Itami has requested that I let you leave. And I, as their loving father, am more than willing to oblige. You're free to go."
-@milk-tea-and-rotting-flesh
"I'm staying with them"
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"They were my responsibility too and I'm staying with them."
"Itami has requested that I let you leave. And I, as their loving father, am more than willing to oblige. You're free to go."
-@milk-tea-and-rotting-flesh
"I'm staying with them"
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"Itami has requested that I let you leave. And I, as their loving father, am more than willing to oblige. You're free to go."
-@milk-tea-and-rotting-flesh
"I'm staying with them"
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"Everything has gone to shit I may just fucking kill myself and the red lines aren't cutting it anymore."
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"No :("
"Kris, darling~ I brought a surprise for you."
"@from-the-neck-they-ate my dear, go on inside."
-@milk-tea-and-rotting-flesh
"ITAMI-?!"
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"…No they aren't :3"
"Kris, darling~ I brought a surprise for you."
"@from-the-neck-they-ate my dear, go on inside."
-@milk-tea-and-rotting-flesh
"ITAMI-?!"
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*It blinks a couple times, looking at Itami with the neon Xs instead of eyes that it now had*
"…"
"Kris, darling~ I brought a surprise for you."
"@from-the-neck-they-ate my dear, go on inside."
-@milk-tea-and-rotting-flesh
"ITAMI-?!"
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*Extreme disassociation yayyy*
"Kris, darling~ I brought a surprise for you."
"@from-the-neck-they-ate my dear, go on inside."
-@milk-tea-and-rotting-flesh
"ITAMI-?!"
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*Completely unresponsive. He is not there*
"Kris, darling~ I brought a surprise for you."
"@from-the-neck-they-ate my dear, go on inside."
-@milk-tea-and-rotting-flesh
"ITAMI-?!"
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*It's fusing and also dissociating harddddd*
"Kris, darling~ I brought a surprise for you."
"@from-the-neck-they-ate my dear, go on inside."
-@milk-tea-and-rotting-flesh
"ITAMI-?!"
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*It blinks, eyes shifting to neon pools*
"Kris, darling~ I brought a surprise for you."
"@from-the-neck-they-ate my dear, go on inside."
-@milk-tea-and-rotting-flesh
"ITAMI-?!"
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*He is not there mentally. At all.*
"Kris, darling~ I brought a surprise for you."
"@from-the-neck-they-ate my dear, go on inside."
-@milk-tea-and-rotting-flesh
"ITAMI-?!"
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*It's just staring at the wall, not mentally there, repeating "it's okay." in a whipsered voice*
"Kris, darling~ I brought a surprise for you."
"@from-the-neck-they-ate my dear, go on inside."
-@milk-tea-and-rotting-flesh
"ITAMI-?!"
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