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Places both hisechos and hostkilled and you can choose which you want to critic if you want~ like wow both are played by me but shhhh

my opinion on; @hostkilled

character in general: mark and bim are awesome characters tbh. i love that bim is the business/host type and i really adore them both.how they play them: um?? amazingly?? i love both of your sons bc they’re awesome and i really look forward to more interactions. bim and mark both are just great.the mun: we talked a little ooc and i can already tell you’re a total sweetheart and super cool so i look forward to getting to know you more!

do i;

follow them: yes indeed!rp with them: yep!want to rp with them: heck yes!ship their character with mine: hmm it all really depends on how they all get along, you know? i might see it with dark and bim, dark and mark are a bit difficult for obvious reasons. there’s always my damien son of course, if you want to try him out! but im always open for plotting and chatting about it!

what is my;

overall opinion: im amazed that you follow me?? i love your stuff and your muses are a delight my dude!

**Note: Mun’s answer are all to be completely honest. Don’t send url if you don’t want brutal honesty.

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Okay but what if I make Bim his own account???

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Let Bim watch all the cooking shows and give his two sense on how people cook things.

"see if it were me I would cook with...." Bim no don't

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Bim: gives jackieboy hooman food

Also Bim: protects mireya from the sin he does

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Okay but Bim holding a cooking show and making soft quips about the meat he's cooking.

I mean he did ask matth.ias if the burger he ate tasted j.ewish

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Cooking Headcanons

I kind of like the idea of Mark’s egos having like a cooking rotation for who makes food so here’s a random assortment of headcanons for the egos skill with cooking. (Also the idea of them being forced to eat family dinner together is hilarious so.)

Dark is a surprisingly good cook despite the fact that none of his individual parts had any skill in the kitchen whatsoever. (Celine and Damien lived in a rich enough household they didn’t need to and the demon was otherwise occupied with being a demon and a house.) Most of his meals are simple but they are enjoyed by the rest of the egos.

Wilford is not allowed to cook. He doesn’t have nearly the concentration for it. Anything he does successfully make is so absurdly sweet that no one else can consume it and when he did have a turn cooking the kitchen routinely ended up messy and sometimes bullet riddled. They order pizza on Wilford’s nights.

Google is actually a really good cook as long as his search program can find a good recipe. That’s not always the case however and what he makes tends to be a mixed bag. He is absolutely horrible at improvising.

Bing tends to mess around with recipes a lot more than his brother. Sometimes if he’s lucky that turns out well. Othertimes it’s a disaster.

Dr. Iplier is usually too busy with work to make dinner but he’s amazing with breakfast food and any ego fortunate (or unfortunate) enough to find themselves awake at a reasonable hour of morning will find themselves greeted with a fresh omlet or a plate of golden brown pancakes and a friendly reminder of their imminent death.

The author never really needed to learn how to cook as he could generally summon up whatever food he needed and the host is not keen on taking steps to learn now.

Nobody knows how Silver cooks with mittens on but some how he manages it with reasonable proficiency.

Bim is actually a really good cook since he usually has to make meals for himself if he wants them to his tastes. He does cook for the group as well though but he has to be under tight supervision, usually from Google to be allowed to do so.

Yan is also not allowed to cook for other’s unsupervised as last time that happened several egos ended up poisoned. He is a good cook though so he hasn’t had the privilege revoked entirely.

There was a lot of skepticism the first time the king of the squirrels cooked. He is the only ego who is somewhat vegiterian, not wanting to hurt any of his forest subjects. All of the skeptics were immediately turned fans when his fist meal was tasted. He has been known to find ways to use peanut butter in things no one thought it was possible to use peanut butter in.

The Jim Twins (yes I know there are at least four, they’re still twins fight me) don’t cook by themselves but they do take turns helping out the other’s in the kitchen.

Woah this turned out pretty long. I’ve been brainstorming this for a week so I hope you guys enjoy.

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Prize Fighter Inferno deserved more than they got.

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With the world to turn this microphone, Till the day your heart explodes, or the day you get old. In these precious steps to warn this fear, I will carry you till then, from beginning through the end.

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Simple Fix - The Prize Fighter Inferno

Give this song some love, you guys.

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Catch my crying in the club about Mariana's Trench

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Had this feeling something was going to drop tonight… And the sixth sense was correct yet again! So so gorgeous!!

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I have cat on my lap and I cant get on my computer.

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         memories get erased             and i’ll get replaced            with a                       newer                                    cooler                 version of me 

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          “okay, but coming home to wilford being messed with? i’m not going to be standing idly by--” he might have some bloody hands, but he didn’t care what other’s might think of him--no siree--not this time.

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" Bim old boy! " There's a rather suspicious looking.... body bag.... thrown over one of his shoulders and a characteristic grin on his face. " You were right about all these bodies going to /waste/ last night, it's absolutely terrible. /So/, Daddy decided to bring home some dinner for his favorite little cannibal tonight. I'm not sure how much space you have for it, but nonetheless. I thought you might appreciate it. "

     having come home from a long night of--calming himself down after all that happened last night, he was surprised at the present that wilford had to offer him. not only that but he called himself daddy--man that made him chuckle before looking at the body bag. 

          “i think i’ll have some space in the freezer, thank you wilford.” his voice uncharacteristically soft as he was making way for the other to follow. “come, i’ll take you downstairs.”

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     “if you wouldn’t mind giving me a few moments of your time, but would you all consider--

          ---JUST SODDING OFF!?” 

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If I wasn't stuck at work Bim would be doing a few things.

Okay no I lied, he's off to do things