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one of baru's biggest weak spots is her pride which is why her most formidable tormentor apart from herself is a catty gay man who invokes tain hu the way people say 'oh yeah? Your mom' and somehow wins every argument

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Untitled 3/Your normalcy has a death toll

I REJECT THEIR NARRATIVE

I AM NOT A WOMAN THEY CAN

HIT KILL VIOLATE

I AM NOTHING THEY'VE EVER KNOWN

OR ANYTHING THEY CAN HANDLE

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baru: (wiping away fake tears) I just… I like men so much

cairdine farrier: baru I know you are gay

baru: 😟

cairdine farrier: And so I’m so proud of you for overcoming your own unhygienic nature and proving to me that people like your people are not doomed and can overcome what they are by discipline. This is just wonderful because you are an example that I can use as evidence to my colleagues in my thesis about the capabilities of people like you

baru: ok. can I order medium woman value meal with fries

cairdine farrier: Stop that.

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Thinking of becoming a guy that thinks wolves are the most badass and aspirational animal, but about ants. Like wearing t-shirts about being loyal to my Queen and training to bench 5x my bodyweight. Studying ant warfare. Posting shit like this

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please consider this. 

Kayleb Rae Candrilli/Kate Tempest/Caludia Rankine/Caitlin Scarano/Andres Cerpa

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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this javascript tutorial is off to one hell of a start by quoting the left hand of darkness

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Down in the dungeon, where hunger resides 🩸

I wanted to make a dungeon meshi fanart for a while, and man, I love Falin, so here we go

I hope you like it :)

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remember when abercrombie and fitch hired slavoj zizek to write copy for their back to school catalog

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assemblyglassworks

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(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

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I love certain things

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i like weed because it makes me a little dumb and it’s nice to have a break from all the otherworldly knowledge i possess

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white-bellied caique request~