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Hold on, I'm about to do some math.

So if 45 equals 15 in Giant years, and we assume the rate is around 1:3, then Loki, at 63, is around 21? 14 years ago he was 49, so he was 16-17? If we assume Loki met Lola little more than six years ago around when he was, say, 55-57, in Giant years he'd have been about 19? Hajrudin is 81, so he's around 27? And if 300 is around the oldest a Giant lives, and if Jarul's granddaughter has a granddaughter...

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He vomits, he throws playing cards that explode, he majored in standing, he's down to murder, he wants to find buried treasure in the South Pole, he can do the perfect splits.

Wealwell. Is. SOLID.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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I'm getting a lot of push-back on my "who would you rather encounter in the woods: bear or Predator" poll, so I'm going to make it more interesting.

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We all know Man or Bear. But what about:

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If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.

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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

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The Loki and Mosa/Shaggy friendship means everything to me.

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Had to get off the Predator: Killer of Killers tag because the Grendel King was making me horny in public.

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Love love love Predator: Killer of Killers! The characters? 10/10! The stories? 10/10! The action sequences? 10/10! The style? Ngl, wasn't sure at first but it hooked me in the first five minutes.

The look into Yautja culture? Chef's kiss.

Best parts? Easier to list worst parts; all of it was great! Funniest for me was the Viking Yautja sliding on the ice, and the little glance up from the Gamer Yautja before he yanked the loose tubes out of his face 🤣

I'm so excited to see Predator: Badlands, Dan is knocking it out of the park!

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I enjoy him a very normal amount, I swear! But I would also buy every piece of merch with his face on it.

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Why would they advertise Taskmaster so much just to take her away from me! I was so looking forward to seeing more of her, and they axed her in the first ten minutes!

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Rewatching Inside job means being fucking pissed that Netflix cancelled the second season.

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The very essence of Game Changer.

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(spoilers for Doctor Who season 2 episode 2 'Lux'!!) well then, Mr. Ring-A-Ding simps. how many of you were compromised by that, 'Sweetie-pie~?' 😳👉👈

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Wow. Couldn't find any dirt so he decided to sling some mud. His coworkers are right to hate him.