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Rewatching Inside job means being fucking pissed that Netflix cancelled the second season.

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The very essence of Game Changer.

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(spoilers for Doctor Who season 2 episode 2 'Lux'!!) well then, Mr. Ring-A-Ding simps. how many of you were compromised by that, 'Sweetie-pie~?' 😳👉👈

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Wow. Couldn't find any dirt so he decided to sling some mud. His coworkers are right to hate him.

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Birdiiiiiieeee, be honest with him about the ultimatum! Don't end it by letting him think the worst of you!

I really like her ex-husband though.

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Folks, backup your Tumblrs, for real this time

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I have to believe that if Vic had been able to get a picture with Evelyn Tucci, Sam would have given them the point.

I also have to believe that because of the ominous music playing towards the end, Sam will devise a way of getting back at everyone.

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fuck it, i'm curious. reblog and tag with the first fictional death to ever rewrite your brain chemistry and/or make you cry like a baby. mine was ares from the underland chronicles (who, for context, was a giant bat.) to this day i will weep if i think too hard about it. okay, go.

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AhhhhHHHHHH!!!!!😍😍😍

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So much to unpack this week! Warning! Spoilers under the cut.

"smashing smellies"??? Never use that phrase ever again, Ford!

First, like. Wow, Alice. I mean, how dare Brett establish clear boundaries and point out the clear imbalance of your friendship! Doesn't he know what a privilege it is to prioritize your time and problems above his own?

In all seriousness though, glad she's working to stick it to her mother-in-law.

Despite the shitty sole-custody stealing he's doing, I felt so bad about step-dad's cringefest. And then he had to go and reveal what a selfish asshole he is, and whatever empathy I had slipped away. There's a game here that Connor's playing with Brett that I don't like. Also, Melissa, tried harder? Uhhh, wasn't he raising your children and putting you through law school while you were banging a coworker??? Sorry he was too busy to do crunches on a pelaton.

Birdie! Disaster-ranting and bribing her way into helping her kid! Love her! I so hope she and the cop stay together. That crypto comment was clearly a one-time thing that foster mom brings up a lot.

Ok, so... they had me in the first half about Patty's night, ngl.

I think only Catherine is having a halfway decent week despite the vomit. Let's be honest, someone else's vomit in your mouth is so much better than all the veiled and unveiled criticisms her husband was lobbing at her last week. She so needed that break.

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He has a really pretty profile~

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I'm loving Catherine and Birdie, by far my favorite characters!

Also not buying that Quiche is Doug. Those green shoes are a red herring!

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My only complaint about the Lilo & Stitch reboot thus far (having only seen the trailer) is that Gantu is missing. I'm also not thrilled that Galifianakis is voicing Jumba. I have nothing against him personally, but could we not get even a little close to the original? Even the gravitas alone was memorable.

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Emergency custody??? He is not a danger to his kids, he thought his kids were in danger from a guy who was following him around suspiciously! A guy who turned out to be a PI your fuckbuddy husband sicced on him! Maybe look at all the facts rather than the ones that most benefit you.

Also, was not expecting the black-ops style kidnapping. The victim pool is small, but damn is it deep!

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Seeing him swing that hammer is doing things to me 🥵

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I'm going to lose my absolute fucking mind the second I hear his voice in the anime, and behold him in all his animated glory.