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When Patricia says Rufus is a fruit loop

Alfie making up that dramatic dance routine on the spot because Mrs. Andrews walked in on Sibuna practicing a tunnels task

When Nina says "what could...be better than this muffin!"

Everybody trying to make breakfast after Trudy got fired

Alfie and Jerome trying to hide the goose in their room so when Victor comes by and the goose starts making noises, they just make LOUDER noises

When somebody asks Mara if she has any pens and she says "do I have pens?" and opens up a drawer in her dresser, which is filled with pens

Fabian falling off the bed

When Alfie and Jerome record over Amber's tapes of Sarah talking ("I tooketh myself up to the attic!") and later when Amber finds out so she smacks them both once and then smacks Jerome again "just for fun"

When KT tells sinner Patricia to shut up and Eddie says "KT stop you're upsetting Patricia!!" like she's a child

When Mr. Sweet sees Willow skipping down the hallway so he starts skipping too

Fabian's signed copy of The Solar System is Your Friend. RIP never forgotten 😢

moments that won’t leave my head ever:

the whole house worried about patricia seeing a man in her room in the middle of the night and mick is literally eating a banana

fabian accidentally shining the reflector in alfie’s eyes bc he’s too invested in eddie’s feelings

everyone’s borderline astonished reactions to patricia’s “eddie’s the only one w any taste” comment

fabian slamming his upside-down book into his lap bc eddie has a backup usb and nina shushing him

poppy slapping jerome in the face in prison

mick dropping fabian on floor as they’re dancing

she’ll be coming around the mountain

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Jerome Clarke from House of Anubis is going to super hell for gay crimes!!!

requested by: @dropthechair

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I got Nina!

I made a “What Anubis Resident Are You” quiz that doesn’t ask you obvious questions so it’s accurate.

https://uquiz.com/YowmSx

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House of Anubis characters as things I have said/texted recently that made people laugh.

Nina: "The realest kind of self development is being mature enough to think back on things your high school bullies said to you and be able to say "ha! iconic." "

Fabian: "I wish I could help you out with that but unfortunately I am a pushover :)"

Amber: "I'm so popular! I have like 300 emails! I bet you don't have that many emails! I bet you're jealous of how many emails I have!"

Eddie: "I'm such a jerk lol. I'm cool asf lmao. I'm a whole mood tbqh."

Patricia: "I know for a fact that if Löded Diper was a real band I would stan them and spend way too much money on merch."

Alfie: "Violence is so entertaining sometimes, like I would love to watch a movie about a shark that likes to bite the heads off dinosaurs just for fun. Anyway make love not war."

Jerome: "On the outside he's a preppy rich kid but on the inside he's actually an emo rich kid."

KT: "Maybe all those recurring dreams I used to have about my uncle becoming evil were actually trying to tell me something."

Joy: "Nobody wants to binge watch Care Bears and discuss their favorite Care Bears ships with me this weekend. Is it because they don't like Care Bears or because they don't like me?"

Mara: "Wtf I left this groupchat on mute for like three hours and now I come back and everyone's trying to kill each other??"

Mick: "Literally just be yourself unless you suck."

Willow: "When I first met her she said my energy was warm and I have no idea what that means but it made me wanna cry."

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Y'all remember that kid Robbie from season 1 who wanted to go out with Patricia? Wonder how he's doing rn.

(side note I hope I don't sound stupid but too lazy to go rewatch the episode his name WAS Robbie right?)

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Wanna hear some headcanons? It's about LGBTQ+ hoa :)

I'm not saying everyone in house of anubis is lgbtq+ but Patricia and Joy DID date at some point pre-show, Joy and KT DID fall in love with each other senior year, Jerome DID have an obsession with Alfie and a brief crush on Eddie, Nina DOES kinda have a girlfriend back in america, Mick DOES get butterflies in his stomach when watching sports (both men's and women's sports), Amber HAS dated/fallen in love with people of at least 3 different gender identities, Alfie IS liking the words biromantic and asexual, Eddie HAS kissed a male classmate before, Fabian DOES use he/they pronouns, Willow HAS been part of a couple polygamous relationships, and Mara WAS very excited to learn about Rosalind Franklin in chemistry class because that's her celebrity crush.

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Happy 10 years, House of Anubis. Double digits!!

You have shaped my childhood interests and personality traits in so many ways. Although there are other shows I love, none will ever mean quite the same thing to me as you do. I still dream of solving an egyptian mythology related mystery or going on a treasure hunt with my classmates at a posh (and old and haunted) british boarding school. And that's a dream I have because of you! Thank you for being there when I was 10 and continuing to influence me and live in my memories even as I got older. Happy birthday.

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Can you imagine if the House of Anubis kids got part-time jobs during high school...

I'll add more to this when I get some ideas. Where do you guys think they would work?

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I love that most of the characters don't have good relationships with their parents, for a variety of reasons. It just feels more realistic than all of them having a mom and a dad who are kind and decent. I feel like a lot of them have made relationships with their housemates that are closer to a family relationship than what they have at home. Trudy is probably like a real mom to a lot of them. Plus, there's some other great non-parent familial relationships in a lot of their lives, like Nina with her Gran, KT with her grandpa, and Fabian with his uncle and godfather.

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The extras' dancing is my favorite part of this show 🤘

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Happy almost Halloween, what are your House of Anubis Halloween headcanons?

Personally I think that while the kids are at school, Trudy prepares something super unhealthly and festive like a candy cake or something, and when they get home they all help her carve pumpkins! She has to constantly yell at them because they like throwing the pumpkin guts all over the place but they all have fun and tell scary stories while they work.

Victor stays locked in his office all day long except when he makes his pin speech. A good majority of the students probably chill in the attic after 10. Alfie and Jerome bring out the ol' zombie costumes and walkie talkies to sneak around trying to scare everyone. Eddie steals whatever is left of the candy cake and takes it back to his room, Patricia joins him, and they eat the whole thing. Amber probably makes her own "last minute DIY costume" but it somehow turns out looking amazing. Sibuna drops a bunch of candy wrappers on the stairs just to make Victor mad.

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7 yrs since HOA ended and I'm still mad that we never got to see Letdown, the wild goose, and the black cat from season one become besties.

Imagine the absolute CHAOS they would have caused-

*the kids trying real hard to keep them secret, and them making it so difficult by always escaping and making loud noises

*Trudy finds out about them eventually but doesn't tell

*they have a secret society of their own and they meet while the kids are at class

*one day they decide to steal Corbierre because they were bored

this is a joke obviously but I still think it would be funny to see

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y'all does anyone else get the impression that all of the anubis kids are a little bit in love with Mr. Winkler? just a little bit. and not just the girls

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My favorite Mara moments were when she was investigating/exposing Vera and when she was ghost hunting, and sometimes when I think about Mara I get so annoyed because her storylines almost always revolved around boy drama and she could've been a much more interesting character if she had been a part of more interesting storylines like the ones I named above!

I get that it's more realistic for a teenager to have those types of issues rather than spend their time solving mysteries but in a show like House of Anubis, the normal teenage scenario is quite different lol ALSO I wish she had more of a redemption, bc imo she was manipulative towards Mick in the first season but I think she genuinely liked him and didn't mean to be so obsessive, so I just would've liked to see a better apology I think that would've made me interested in her story a lot more. Anyway let's appreciate Mara Jaffray and the character she could have been <3

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I know it may not have fit into the storyline great, but I think we were robbed of a House of Anubis holiday episode. I know I would have loved to see one, even if only for more of Alfie in the santa jester hat^ :)

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Hey, HOA watchers, I have a question! Does anybody know or have any theories about what part of America Eddie is from? I don't think they ever mention it on the show and I was wondering.

Follow up question, I've seen posts saying Nina is from Ohio and KT from Pennsylvania, and I'm wondering if those are theories or if they are actually confirmed facts? And if they're facts, when and how were they confirmed? I'm just trying to build character profiles and it would be interesting to know where they grew up.

Help me out if you can, thanks!

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I'm finally active again after a lot of chaos these past several months, nice to see you all again! Hope you're doing well.

Anyway, KT and Joy make a cute couple, Trudy makes better cake than Vera, Jerome has sold drugs at least once, Amelia Pinchers will be running for president of the united states one day, and the real reason Nina left in season 3 was to take care of her gran but she was embarrassed so she made up that stuff about not being able to be near the osirian. Just sayin.