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Leave orange peels on the floor
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Leave the TV on while it鈥檚 playing Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
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Leave dirty clothes in the hallway
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Answer all of their questions with quotes from Alexandar Hamilton
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Leave all of your drawers open
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Ask them why they never do anything for you
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Sit at the kitchen table asking when dinner is going to be ready, while playing on your phone
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When they ask you what you want for Christmas say a million dollars
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Whenever they ask you what you want to be when you grow up, tell them you want to be a ceiling fan
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Insist you own a horse, no matter how old you are and how many times they tell you you are wrong
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Get them to send you to summer camp then hide from all of the cameras so they think you ran away
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