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me thinkin abt how perry the platypus is Often referred to as an egg laying mammal, even in his theme song:

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St*rker sucks

Yah

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I want tonys pee in peters prime youthful ass

POLICE

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Starker is amazing dont be rude :(

Sounds fake

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Starker is good and wholesome :((

Nah

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Someone: [mentions literally anything sounding remotely close to 'Peter']

Tony [vibrating at a frequency that shatters glass]: Yeah I love him the normal amount

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make john mulaney an avenger

make john mulaney an avenger

make john mulaney an avenger

make john mulaney an avenger

make john mulaney an avenger

make john mulaney an avenger

make john mulaney an avenger

make john mulaney an avenger

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Times Tony saved Peter & the 1 time he couldn’t vs times Peter saved Tony & the 1 time he couldn’t

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gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

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everything i have ever known about james charles i’ve had to learn against my own will.

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i went to the dentist today and my dentist honest to god said “can i ask you a question…….what the hell is in your mouth”

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In regards to the Area 51 raid, I hope everyone who participated realizes something:

Y’all got neuralized.

“Alright everyone, if you’ll just look riiight here,” *poof* “Okay, so, you know how sometimes you go on a long roadtrip and get where you’re going and it turns out all the hotels are booked and you can’t get in anywhere so you have to just make do, but then you meet a bunch of hippies and decide it would be a good idea to build a concert stage and just have a jammin’ party out in the middle of the desert? Yeah, that’s exactly what happened. Y’all didn’t find no aliens, just a bunch of boring walls and-” “Get on with it, J!” “Okay, okay, fine. There’s nothing interesting in Area 51, definitely no aliens, nope. Now go have yourselves a nice party, alright?”

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I just saw myself on a tiktok ad and I wanna Mcdie

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Is criminal minds still relevant

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omg why is it so chunky

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Joe Russo when Tony Stark said “billionaire, playboy, philanthropist” in the first avengers