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I WRITE ALOT. mostly crack and hurt/comfort!!! Most stucky, Thor and Loki being good brothers and crack and Irondad and Spider son. I also just write off of what i find on Pinterest or wherever :3

i need a marvel fic proof reader y'all. I cant stand rereading my own stuff after i finish it. I also finish at 3:00am and like to post almost right after im done with it. All i write is marvel atm. I just need spell checks and a 2nd opinion 🙏

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ask please!!!

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

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What’s your favourite line from good omens?

The invisible and unbreakable one that joins Crowley and Aziraphale.

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i need a marvel fic proof reader y'all. I cant stand rereading my own stuff after i finish it. I also finish at 3:00am and like to post almost right after im done with it. All i write is marvel atm. I just need spell checks and a 2nd opinion 🙏

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Hi Neil! This is kind of a silly question, regarding an ask you recently got. SInce you said you like the slang word "pookie", who would be more likely to call the other pookie, Crowley or Aziraphale? Sorry to bother you and thank you for your time and hard work.

I'm afraid I'm already way over "pookie". As Gen Z words go, it's really kind of four hours ago. Please do not use it again in my presence.

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he is a crazy sleeper. kinda like my sister, he'll go to sleep straight but he wakes up upside down and sideways somehow

Do you have any sleepy irondad cuddles headcannons? the pet names are literally the cutest

OMG YES YES YES

I headcanon Tony calling Peter kid, kiddo around other people, but when they alone (or with Pepper) he calls him bubba, roo, spiderbaby, chipmunk (form Alvin and the chipmunks, I headcanon that Peter LOVES this cartoon and every month they are rewatching it and Tony finds some resemblance between Peter and Theodore (“honestly, Peter has characteristics all of them”) so Tony calls him chipmunk)

Most of the time Peter calls Tony “Mr.Stark” despite how close they are, but when he is sleepy he slips and calls him dad.

If Peter falls asleep on the couch, Tony carries him into his room.

If Peter has nightmares, he comes into Tony’s and Pepper’s bedroom and sleeps with them.

Peter is like a small octopus and always sleeps literally on Tony, compressing him and making it hard for the man to breathe (what we do for our kids)

Pepper always laughs and makes a tons of pictures of them.

Peter is really affectionate, but when he is sleepy he is 1000% more affectionate and always wants as much physical contact as possible.

One of the first times when they cuddled on the couch, Tony discovered if Peter feels comfortable and safe he purrs.

Peter is a big spoon (he is an octopus and a spider, of course he is a big spoon)

that’s only some of them!! (sorry for responding so late😭😭)

I hope you are having an amazing day!!

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literally tfa stucky

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Stucky fic writers were truly on something else because earlier this week I remembered the line “they can bury us in one coffin to save on lumber” and thought it was a lyric from like a fucking hoizer song or something along those lines only to go get a drink at 2am in my kitchen and be hit over the head with the reminder it’s actually from a Stucky Fic I read in 2017.

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AWW

coming home

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NO. I JUST FINISHED BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN AND I FIND THIS? NO.

this is still insane to me btw

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just watched brokeback mountian because so many people were saying it good, and its a great movie, videos was poppin up and all. I HATE YOU ALL. THAT WAS TOUTURE. I CRIED. THAT LAST SENCE BROKE ME.

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it shouldve just been another avengers movie? Like, we didnt really see much of cap alone with people AND almost all the avengers are there and new people have been added!? It should've been a group movie, i will die on the hill that its not caps

mcu releasing cacw like: “sorry mackie ur character who is actually a crucial part of the cap storyline historically can’t get any significant screentime in cap 3 yeah we know it’s the final movie sorry we had to have an endless fucking montage of maria stark trauma porn bc it actually wasn’t already clear tony was emotionally unstable and had mommy and daddy issues followed by the wandavision cooking special for,,,,,, reasons,,,,,,,,,,,, and oh yeah did we forget to mention this is actually another avengers movie and the first spiderman??? best we can do is a scene where sam’s mean to bucky lol …… what about steve rogers??? wait whose that uhhhh is he even in this script?”

(it’s bc they didn’t care about developing sam at all until he was their “only” option for cap and could safely not be shipped with steve if they ever actually interacted wait what huh who said that)

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oh my god he's probably starving too because of how much he moves and exercises

Pinterest comments are like treasure chests. You gotta dig for them and mostly they’re crap but then you find stuff like that and honestly wow ok nice info

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NOT HATING ON TONY. I LOVE HIM.

But this always amazed me, like, Steve ur brian is barely fully developed and ur fighting alians?? And he's one of the youngest og's !? And uts never mentioned !? Like maybe someone shouldve said, "hey guys, i think hes still a bit traumatized and stuff. He's a baby compared you all, he shouldnt be put in charge !?". I love Steve, i could talk about him forever.

Okay so I don’t usually hate on Tony but I just came across another post and it is wild that a man in his 40s was picking on someone in their mid twenties (Steve) in the first Avengers? Like they are 20 years apart, that is wild

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THIS IS SO FUNNY

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just watched Wonder Boys. Amazing Movie. 10/10 !!!!

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THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER.

I love all the fics about Steve dealing with the misconceptions people have about him, but I don't think I've read one yet focused on the fact that Steve wouldn't really know.

Like, if everyone assumes this is just who he is, they wouldn't tell him. Why would they explain his own personality to him?

Sure, he could piece together the public imagine of Captain America, from the comics and the propaganda and everything, but maybe he wouldn't really connect that to himself. Because sure, Steve Rogers is Captain America, but Captain America is not Steve Rogers.

Captain America didn't exist before 1943 and Steve Rogers had already gone through a lot by that time.

Captain America was not the guy who hated hospitals because he spent too much time in them. He was not the guy who got into fights he could never win. He was not the immigrant raised by a single mother. He was not even a person, not really.

For Steve and all of the friends he had, that distinction was very clear, and so maybe he wouldn't realize how non-existent it is for everyone now.

Not until he does something so "out of character" that someone finally feels the need to point it out to him.

It's probably over something dumb. Like one early morning in the tower when Steve thinks he's finally figured out Tony's stupidly complicated coffee machine and confidently takes a sip, only to realize that Oh no, this tastes more like poison than coffee.

He swear up a storm spitting it out and pouring it into the sink and Tony looks at him like he grew a second head. "Oh my god, my coffee machine just broke Captain America."

"Captain America is unbreakable. But Steve Rogers might break this fucking thing."

"How do you even know half these words?"

And that's how Steve Rogers finds out what everyone - and by everyone we mean the whole fucking world - thinks about him. And that's how Tony Stark unleashes hell on America, because Steve sets out on a path to correct these misconceptions.

It's really only 12% his fault.