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yummy!!!!

i think the only backlog post im gonna make so i'll put my best hits (it's all cropped NSFW so this is ur warning 🔞🔞🔞)

its really weird how my style changed so much in like 3 months, after ending a year of art school i think i just didnt want to think so much about drawing, so i don't really like a lot of the things i drew in hindsight. hence why i am not gonna post a lot of them. now that im Serious-ing again im happy with my drawings :)

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Bro can't even live in peace while taking a bath

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i rewatched deadpool and wolverine again 🫩

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Logan just getting overwhelmingly needy from teasing or something and just kisses Wade through the mask. Wade is expecting for him to drag it up but Logan's to caught up in his own desires it doesn't even cross his mind once he feels lips move against his own.

And Wade truly hadn't expected this to be as hot as it was. He's honestly a bit overwhelmed when he feels Logan's toung press against the fabric in a desperate attempt to get into his mouth.

Wade goes along with it because now that Logan's started it he doesn't know if he'll be able to peel them apart now.

Logan makes small holes with his fangs while trying to nip at Wade's lips. Holes that get wider as Logan catches a taste of skin and tries desperately to force his tongue through them.

Wade is just shivering at the sensations it felt like he was trying to be consumed.

The mask was sopping wet due to their saliva and the taste of Logan was intoxicating. And the fact it was getting harder to breathe only made everything more intense.

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a good sailor will always return to the sea

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Poolverine Holiday Big Bang Sign Ups

Hello friends, the interest in this has been off the charts, which makes me unbelievably happy! The fact people are interested in an event I want to run literally is such a good feeling. So, allow me to open sign-ups officially! Keep in mind, this will be run mostly by me, @ufohoaxes, so if you have questions or concerns, message this blog or my main blog. Click the title of this post to sign-up now!

Current Stage: Sign-ups open~

The (tentative) timeline:

Sign-ups begin: June 13th Sign-ups close: July 18th Fic ideas submitted by: August 1st Claims begin: August 5th Claims close: August 20th Teams decided: August 25th Check-ins: September 15th, October 13th, November 10th Posting date range: November 21st through December 31st All pieces should be posted before the start of 2026~!

FAQ, rules, and other info below the cut! It got long, but it should have all the answers you need. If anything isn't answered, once again, message me on this account or on any other social media!

FAQ

Q: What is a big bang? A: A big bang is a collaborative event between artists and writers! Wristers submit a fic idea and then artists get the chance to pick ideas they want to work on. See the rules for more specifics on how that works.

Q: Who can partake in this event? A: Anyone! Beginner artists or newbie writers to veteran creators who've done this before. Any and all talents are welcome to join, the more the merrier!

Q: How do I join? A: Once sign-ups officially close, I will reach out to everyone who filled out the form personally with a link to the Discord server created specifically for this event. Be sure you've allowed messages from people who don't follow you when that time comes so you don't miss the invite~!

Q: What happens after I join the server? A: You'll be assigned accordingly, as either a writer, artist, or beta. You'll be free to chat amongst each other in the server until pairings are created! Once you have your partner, you're free to work on your piece. You'll have your own channel in the server to communicate, that only you and your partner will have access to. Please do not discuss your pieces outside of the server!

Q: Is NSFW stuff allowed? A: Yes! You have the choice to draw NSFW pieces or write NSFW fics, there will be a question about if you're 18+ when the sign-ups do open. All ages are allowed, but everyone will be sorted accordingly when we get to that point. If you're worried something you might write might not be allowed, just send me a message!

Q: Can I be both an artist and a writer? A: Truthfully, I wouldn't mind if you were both! But it will depend on the answers in the sign-up form for me to determine this.

Q: What's the theme? A: Of course! The theme! The theme is holidays. Any holiday, any celebration, even the most obscure ones. National donut day? Sure! Talk like a pirate day? Absolutely. Put Barbie in a blender day? If that's what you choose, so be it! Just make it's a concept you're happy with.

Rules

1.) First and foremost, no AI allowed. None. Zip. Zilch. Zero. If you're caught using AI, you will be banned from the event.

2.) Writers have a 5,000 word minimum. Please include the holiday you chose in the fic idea submission! You can go above that, that's just the very least amount of words. If this doesn't work for you, or if your fic is 4,620 words, send me a message and we'll work it out! I'm here to help you out, so don't be afraid to message me on any social media!

3.) Artists have a one fully finished art piece minimum. If you're willing to do more than one piece, you might be tasked with more. Just fill out the form accordingly.

4.) Poolverine is the main focus here, however, Spideypoolverine, Cablepoolverine, etc are allowed! As long as Poolverine is in there somewhere, it's totally good to go!

5.) You will be asked to include tags when your fic submission is, well, submitted! If you're worried something might not be okay to write about (such as a specific kink or theme), the most likely answer is yes. I will let you know if what you submit to write crosses a line, but I sincerely doubt that will happen. Just message me if you're concerned.

6.) For claims, how it will work is artists will be given all the summaries of the fic submissions, they will pick their top 5, and from there, it will be randomized which one you get. This way, it's not first come first serve, and it's fair to people in other timezones.

7.) Platonic works are okay as well, it doesn't have to be romantic if you don't want it to be! Just be sure to have fun.

Miscellaneous Stuff!

This is my first time running an event, and if this goes well, I'm open to running more events. I will listen to all concerns, questions, and comments intently. Please feel free to reach out to me on ANY social media, they're all listed on shinycelebi.carrd.co, I will answer everything accordingly. This event is run with fun as the main goal, and any feelings I have towards things have ZERO impact or influence on how I will run it. Thank you for your interest, and thank you for allowing me to do this

Noa ˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗

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they seem to be very good friends!

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no one chained me up tonight so there will be casualties

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In the Wilson-Parker household (apartmenthold) it's not uncommon for Wade to go on sleep strike.

It usually starts with a bad dream, almost always from his past, even more commonly from his childhood. It's the kinda dream that when you wake up, you can still smell and taste the environment that you were in.

Wade will not sleep after that. He doesn't actually need sleep, similar to how he doesn't need food, or oxygen, or all the blood in his body. If avoiding Those Feelings again means withering away into a pile of mush and regenerating afterward, that's fine by him.

The record for the amount of time with no/minimal sleep is probably the time he went 6 days with a cumulative 7 and half hours of spotty naps in between. The thing about Deadpools sleep strikes, though, is this, when Wade doesn't sleep, neither does Peter.

Peter already doesn't sleep a healthy amount or even close to the bare minimum amount, and he easily rolls downhill with Wade. Unhealthy solidarity style.

Sometimes, when the strike starts, Wade loses his stubbornness and curls up in the corner of his ridiculously plush couch and gives in to rest. Other times, it's a pitiful battle, not unlike a toddler refusing vegetables. Day one is more of the sale Deadpool humorous deflection and manly pouting, but after the day 5 mark, he's hardly coherent.

He sits and stares at nothing, occasionally nodding off and mumbling responses to words that aren't spoken. Peter is there to sit and stare as well, stare at Wade, and hope beyond hope that he finally passes out or learns how to finally voice his thoughts and move on from the dreams. He never rushes him, though. He's all too familiar with the want to avoid the influx of images and thoughts that turn your stomach inside out.

As long as he can keep his boyfriend fed and watered and at least semi-comfortable, he feels useful.

Sometimes, it ends with Wade falling asleep on accident, usually while sitting against the wall - arms crossed. Sometimes, he'll literally collapse, his body deciding enough is enough, and it takes a good minute for his heart and lungs to shake loose again. And rarely, Peter will rest his head on Wade's shoulder for a minute or an hour and just whisper

please

And it's enough to drag them both back to bed.

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🎉🎉🎉 Happy Pride Month !!! 🎉🎉🎉

Enjoy the fluff bomb losers 🫶

As per usual... i could care less about lineart 🤡

I'd headcanon Peter to be a grumpy deep sleeper like me.

i don't even do half the world saving things he does but when i nap. I NAP. 💥💥💥

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logan's two little hair tufts make him look like a meow meow :)

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two wolvie? most likely 👀✨

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Wolverine has come to accept being the meat in The Poolverinessa Sandwich.

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Thoughts I’ve had in the past 72 hours

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-- Panda's Poolverine Recs --

🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Edition 🏳️‍⚧️

an inconclusive list of Trans Poolverine fics i've read & enjoyed

💛 Cramps by d34dp00l Not Rated | 1K

Wade's on his period, and it hurts. The cure for that hurt? Logan. (Not really, but he helps a little.)

❤️ Red Doesn't Hide The Scent of Fresh Blood by buni_gutz / @xplot-buni General | 1K

Wade starts his period, and cannot hide it from Logan's superior nose. - AKA author projecting his period cramps onto his favorite character, because what else is the point of having a favorite character if not to torture them so you don't eviscerate yourself on the kitchen floor

💛 Sunny afternoons by The_WriterWoman / @the-writerwoman Explicit | 2K

Logan is enjoying a sun spot on the bed and then Wade comes home to enjoy it with him.

❤️ It Feels Like Home by t4t_poolverine Explicit | 3,1K

He hates Wade. He hates his voice, hates the way he dances around the kitchen when he cooks. He hates the way he smiles so wide when Logan makes a bad joke, hates how cute he looks when he plays with Mary, baby talking to her, cooing. Maybe hate isn’t the right word to use, but Logan can’t admit it to himself just yet. He tells himself he hates Wade because that’s easier than admitting how he really feels.

💛 Good Puppy by r4pt0r Not Rated | 5,5K

Logan has a drinking problem. Caused by lots of things, like self hatred and crippling dysphoria. Wade talks him through it. Then eats him out. For extra mental health help.

❤️ Knowing Me, Having You by WaterMe / @waterme-stories Explicit | 5,5K

Wade Wilson uses steroids — it’s the worst kept secret on the team. What the team doesn’t know is that Wade has another secret (and that Logan has one, too). Logan isn’t too concerned about his own secret. But Wade’s? He cares about Wade’s a lot. And he’s even willing to keep it… for a price.

💛 Work it Out by OliverOX / @ollie-ollie-ox Explicit | 7,2K

an impromptu workout turned shower ends up with Logan having to come out to Wade, it goes okay until a nightmare sets Logan back, causing him to reevaluate how he wants things to go moving forward

❤️ Can I Get A Kiss? (Can You Make It Last Forever?) by Rhapsody_Clown / @rhapsody-clown Explicit | 8,9K

"I'm thinking about moving out." A cracking sound, followed by a crash, fills the kitchen as the handle of Wade’s Minion mug shatters in his grip, allowing the rest of it to paint the floor tile with a puddle of coffee and shards of yellow ceramic. He stares at the pieces of handle embedded in his palm blankly before turning towards Logan, who’s jumped up from his seat at the counter, startled and worried. “Care to repeat that for me, peanut?” Logan watches with a grimace as Wade starts digging bits of mug out of his hand and dropping them on the floor, clearing his throat when he realizes Wade’s still looking at him. “I uh, I’m thinking of moving out. ‘Bout time I got my own place you know?” “Right. That’s what I thought you said.” Wade gives him a tight-lipped smile and turns toward the sink to wash off his hand.

💛 Through the Stomach, To the Heart by thewinkitty Explicit | 19,1K

“Fuuuuuuck,” Wade moans, mouth full of pancake, “I’ve been using this pancake mix for years and they’ve never tasted this good. What the fuck!” Logan rolls his eyes, taking another sip of burnt coffee. “Yeah. Food tastes better when it ain’t fuckin’ burnt, dumbass.” “Y’know,” Wade swallows and clears his throat, “They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.” Logan considers the statement for a moment, willing the creep of heat over his face away best he can. “Easier to go through the sternum.” ----- Logan realises his feelings over Five Meals and Dessert.

❤️ sweet love, all night long by Enchanted_Librarian, Str4b3rryb1tch / @wagemama-ningyo Explicit | 22,7K

“Let’s just finish our beers, and go home, Wade.” Logan looks defeated, and Wade is sure that he can’t have embarrassed himself that badly, but when they leave the bar restroom, Matt or whatever is nowhere to be found. Wade shrugs, before sliding back into the booth and topping his drink up from the pitcher. Wade isn’t sure when Logan stops looking miserable, but they’ve drunk half the pitcher and Logan is grinning at something stupid Wade has said, when a man comes up to the table to introduce himself. He’s beautiful, Wade thinks, as he shakes Paul’s hand, and he waggles his eyebrows at Logan as the man holds his hand out to shake Logan’s. Logan looks at the other man a little? Uncertainly? Wade can’t read Logan’s expression, but he wants to encourage the other man, so Wade stands again. “I’ll be right back, just give me two shakes of a lamb’s tail.” He leaves his glass where it’s at, and lets Paul slide into the booth where Wade was sitting, and he grabs Logan’s shoulder and squeezes it a bit before sauntering across the bar. Or the 5 times Logan takes Wade on a Date and 1 Time Wade realizes that it is One

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Unfinished business with honey badger dearest. (What i mean by >> unfinished business:P)