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IYKYK 🤠

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This is the best thing I’ve read in weeks! Happy birthday from our herd, Jeepers!! (Ms. Fancy here is the spokesbeing) 🤠😆🎉🎂🍻

I forgot to share with everyone here that it was Jeepers’ birthday recently and he loves beer.

My most recent video on why horses can have beer:

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So 100% spot on…. If it’s not squirrels, then it’s horse-eating chickens…. 🙄🤠. Yep, that’s a real thing.

His nickname at the ranch is "Fight Club" 😭 🙄

Like, buddy, bring some of that fight to the squirrels how about. Though, it's interesting - I've seen this same thing before in other Hollywood Dunnit line horses: high emotional intelligence/ connection with people + big emotional responses to other horses or "threats".

Basically, big feelings all the time. Which makes him so fun to work with because he gets stuff figured out really fast, but also he's dramatic af about everything.

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Even in its death throes, winter still retains a quiet elegance. The crystalline speckling of the horses’ manes and blankets, - the frosting and dusting of doors, windowpanes, equipment, and two and four legged alike - and the way that all sound is muted and when found, the silence is a symphony.

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Just breathe - watch the dust motes floating and the frozen vapor of your breath

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Just waiting to come back to life!

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It’s good to have a friend like that! https://www.instagram.com/reel/DGJgcBVSuB2/?igsh=MWFqaTVud212YTQ0Mw==

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My owner told me to have fun because its snowing today. What am i supposed to do? Make a snowman? I don’t have fucking fingers. Do a snowy angel? I can’t spread my legs that much. Go sledding? And where im supposed to sit, on my ass? I’m too big for a sled duh? Im actually surprised that we have snow here.

Snow reminds me of my friend Melwin. He’s kinda crazy. Everytime he sees an ice spike, he eats one without any hesitation. Every single time. Snow was his favorite weather anomaly. We call this anomaly because we don’t actually know what snow is. But, he is happy. Melwin is running around rn, catching snowflakes with his mouth (’cause again, we don’t have fucking fingers, so our mouth is the only exception.)

This photo was taken last year, when me and Melwin were running around having fun and enjoying our free time together.

I love Melwin he is my best friend.

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My smiler just broke. Seriously 😆

My owner told me to have fun because its snowing today. What am i supposed to do? Make a snowman? I don’t have fucking fingers. Do a snowy angel? I can’t spread my legs that much. Go sledding? And where im supposed to sit, on my ass? I’m too big for a sled duh? Im actually surprised that we have snow here.

Snow reminds me of my friend Melwin. He’s kinda crazy. Everytime he sees an ice spike, he eats one without any hesitation. Every single time. Snow was his favorite weather anomaly. We call this anomaly because we don’t actually know what snow is. But, he is happy. Melwin is running around rn, catching snowflakes with his mouth (’cause again, we don’t have fucking fingers, so our mouth is the only exception.)

This photo was taken last year, when me and Melwin were running around having fun and enjoying our free time together.

I love Melwin he is my best friend.

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Time to bring them their turnout snacks!

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Today kind of mood!

Grant Wood

February 1941

lithograph

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Stopped at a truck stop and got a couple more new stickers for the shitbox. The gates of hell one is perfect for evacuating.

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Got that love vibe. On today (and ideally every day) if you mean it, then show it.

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Tell you whut.

Tell me.