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Tyrique George scores the last goal against Espérance.
Me: Yeah, Tyrique! Brother: The keeper should have saved that as well. He's so bad, he's now part of our team.
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Liam Delap scores the second goal against Espérance.
Brother: Yeah, that was a nice goal from Delap. Me: Wait, is that Delap goal real? Hilarious. The keeper just watched it.
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Tosin Adarabioyo opens the scoring against Espérance.
Brother: LEADER. Me: YEAH TOSINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. Great goal.
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Pedro Neto scores against Flamengo.
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Delayed for posing
Second half is delayed almost 5 minutes while Olivier Giroud waits for his shirt:
Me: Olivier Giroud just posing all sweaty in one of those tracker sports bra things on the sideline before the second half.
Brother: FIFA: Mission accomplished.
Me: Without giving anything away, the greatest moment of this match and, I'm just going to call it now, probably of the whole tournament is the second half being delayed so Giroud can hang around posing shirtless on the sideline.
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Notable player
Our mom sent us a screenshot of the Los Angeles Times' Club World Cup preview, 6/15:
Me: Ha ha, I'm reading that LAT group summary Mom texted us. Chelsea's notable players: Cole Palmer, Moisés Caicedo...Robert Sánchez?! Did Sánchez's mom write this? Also they didn't include our Conference League win. Bet it was because Sánchez wasn't involved.
6/16:
Me: Notable player Robert Sánchez is in goal. Brother: He was carrying a Birkin bag onto the plane, he's notable for making way too much money. Me: The man literally got his bag.
#Robert Sánchez#Cole Palmer#Moisés Caicedo#Chelsea FC#FIFA Club World Cup#UEFA Conference League#Hermès#hair sports#HSPN#soccer#football#sports
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Enzo Fernández scores against LAFC.
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Pedro Neto scores against LAFC.
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Chelsea in the 2024-25 UCL Team of the Season
Filip Jörgensen, Tosin Adarabioyo, Enzo Fernández, and Cole Palmer were all named to the 2024-25 Conference League Squad of the Season. Congratulations!
#Cole Palmer#Enzo Fernández#Filip Jörgensen#Tosin Adarabioyo#Chelsea FC#UEFA Conference League Team of the Season#UEFA Conference League#hair sports#HSPN#soccer#football#sports
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Sandy Baltimore in the 2024-25 UWCL Team of the Season
Sandy Baltimore was named to the 2024-25 UEFA Women's Champions League Team of the Season. Congratulations!
#Sandy Baltimore#Chelsea FC Women#Chelsea FCW#UEFA Women's Champions League Team of the Season#UEFA Women's Champions League#hair sports#HSPN#soccer#football#sports
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Chelsea are the 2025 UEFA Conference League winners
Congratulations to Chelsea, winners of the 2025 UEFA Conference League, as well as the first club to win all four major UEFA trophies.
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Moisés Caicedo scores the last goal against Real Betis.
#Moisés Caicedo#Chelsea FC#Real Betis#UEFA Conference League#hair sports#HSPN#soccer#football#sports
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Jadon Sancho scores the third goal against Real Betis.
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Nicolas Jackson puts Chelsea ahead of Real Betis.
#Nicolas Jackson#Chelsea FC#Real Betis#UEFA Conference League#hair sports#HSPN#soccer#football#sports
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Enzo Fernández equalizes against Real Betis.
#Enzo Fernández#Chelsea FC#Real Betis#UEFA Conference League#hair sports#HSPN#soccer#football#sports
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Sonia Bompastor is the 2024-5 LMA WSL Manager of the Year
Congratulations to Sonia Bompastor, the 2024-25 LMA Barclay's WSL Manager of the Year!
She also won a John Duncan Award, in recognition of her invincible domestic season.
#Sonia Bompastor#Chelsea FC Women#Chelsea FCW#LMA Barclay's WSL Manager of the Year#LMA John Duncan Award#League Managers Association#LMA#WSL#hair sports#HSPN#soccer#football#sports
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This is a simulation
20th minute:
Me: This is one of those video game-looking pitches. Brother: Even the crowd sounds like a video game. If I was playing Forest on FIFA, I would say there is no way Forest is this loud. This is fake.
38th minute:
Me: Wow, I actually hear our fans. I guess this is a simulation. To be fair, we are loud away. Brother: Yeah, if we were loud at home, then you know this is fake. Me: At least Forest aren't a 'When the Saints' team. I feel like they should be, except I guess 'When the Forest' doesn't scan. Brother: I think either they or our away fans should be singing 'Oo-De-Lally' in case Forest hate Robin Hood.
52nd minute:
Brother: What percentage of their fans are overweight bald white dudes? It seems like all the fans they just showed were that. Me: Well, it's a simulation, so they're probably all just clones of the same 1-2 guys. Brother: When something happens that they agree with, they all say OI. Me: I hope they cut to the crowd and they're all taking a bite of the same pie at the same time. Brother: I cannot wait until the simulation makes them all do the wanker sign. That would be the highlight of my season.
75th minute:
Me: Next time they do a wide shot of our goal, look at the middle of the frame where there are two executive boxes in red. That totally looks fake. Brother: If there's not a lion with a crown in there, it is fake. Me: I hope there's a rooster with a lute commentating the match in there.
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