i do this to ruthlessly empty my brain of these horrid little critters you like to call "characters". they rattle around in there, man Main Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/keo-k
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The Herta: You gotta slow down and smell the flowers… appreciate life’s miracles.
The Herta: Like me. I’m life’s greatest miracle.
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Trailblazer: I will send my army to attack!
Trailblazer: *Releases a dumpster of raccoons.*
#honkai star rail#trailblazer#caelus#stelle#formatting is gonna change a bit on mobile … curse this website
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Dr. Ratio: If there are no questions, we’ll move on to the next chapter. Aventurine: I have a question. Dr. Ratio: Certainly. What is it? Aventurine: What’s the point of human existence? Dr. Ratio: …I meant any questions about the subject at hand. Aventurine: Oh. Aventurine: Frankly, I’d like to have the issue resolved before I expend any more energy on this.
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Trailblazer, walking into the Parlor Car after a nap: I had a nightmare. Dan Heng: What was it about? March 7th: No, don't ask them that! Dan Heng: What? Why? March 7th: 'Cause they'll answer!
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We have all been saying this was coming for years now. The UK is now introducing a new section 28.
This is a direct attack on the queer Community, stop accepting it.
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#if anyone’s curious: my personal agenda is caelus.#also i project onto the trailblazers and i am Very Gay and i crave immense representation#so like. i ship things like dancae and starch mainly#so that is my agenda. i am evil and sinister and i do not want this to affect my blog lmao#tumblr polls#my polls#poll#caelus#stelle#trailblazer
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Aventurine: This date is boring! Dr. Ratio: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Aventurine: Then why did you invite me? Dr. Ratio: I didn't. I specifically said "Do not come with me," and you said, "Fuck you Ratio, I do what I want."
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Seele: Who the fuck- Bronya: Seele! Language! Seele: I speak fucking English! Bronya: ...
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Jing Yuan: I'm so happy to see two of my old friends getting along again. Trailblazer: Uh, Dan Heng and Blade are not getting along. Jing Yuan: They're not trying to kill each other. Trailblazer: ...You may have a point.
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Dan Heng, answering the phone: Hello? Caelus: It's Caelus. Dan Heng: What did they do this time? Caelus: No, it's me, Caelus. It's actually me. Dan Heng: What did you do this time.
#firm believer that caelus is more chaotic than stelle. hence using his name instead of “trailblazer” hehe#trailblazer#caelus#dan heng#dancae#honkai star rail
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Luka: Why are you talking to yourself? Seele: It's called a soliloquy, bitch.
#I think this is. the second post I've made that revolves around Luka and Words. poor guy.#luka strongarm#seele#honkai star rail
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Aventurine: Wait, you like me? For my personality? Dr. Ratio: I know, I was surprised too.
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Aventurine, setting down a card: Ace of spades. Dr. Ratio, moving a chess piece: Knight to C5. Black Swan, setting up an Archetypal Spread: Wheel of Fortune. Acheron, shaking: What- What game are we playing...!?
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Dan Heng: Um... What... Kind of tea is this? Trailblazer: I boiled Gatorade.
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Welt: Alright March, Trailblazer. Let's go over this one more time. Welt: If the coffee machine breaks? March 7th: We try to fix it before Himeko gets back to the Express! Welt: If it doesn't work? Trailblazer: We blame it on Dan Heng. Dan Heng: What the fuck.
#welt yang#trailblazer#caelus#stelle#march 7th#dan heng#himeko#astral express family#honkai star rail
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Sparkle: See, the problem is, Aventurine, you're playing 3D chess; I'm playing 4D. Aventurine: I'm playing poker. I don't know what the fuck you're playing.
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Dr. Ratio, to Aventurine: Well, one of us has to be wrong, and it's not me.
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