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you motherfuckers better be lifting with your legs and not your back

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sorry for missing stuff out or combining stuff this is the max number of options tumblr let me list

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The holy grail of searching through academic literature is coming across a string of publications that are like:

Here’s An Idea. Smith et al. 2016

Terrible Idea; a comment on Smith et al. 2016. Johnson 2016.

You’re Wrong Too; a response to Johnson 2016. Nelson 2016.

Guys Just Stop Fighting, None Of Us Know What’s Going On; a Review of the Current Literature. McBrien 2017.

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tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

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[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

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I love watching shit with subtitles on and discovering that mumbled background conversations were not only supposed to be fully intelligible but are in fact plot-relevant. Like please, for the love of god, can streaming services start mixing their audio right?

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I love very specific cakes

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there are so many words to use in place of “penis” in regards to smut. there’s dick. or shaft. we got cock. member. organ. length. hell, even manhood! all are acceptable replacements.

but what do we have for the testicles? nuts? no thank you. ballsac or, lord forbid, just sac? i’d literally rather be tarred and feathered. using their government name and just calling them testicles? take me out back and gimme the ol’ yeller treatment.

how has the english language evolved so much yet we have no acceptable word for testicles in a sexy context? how can we claim we’ve advanced as a society when the best word for describing when two characters are fucking nasty and the noble and mighty testes are swaying about is balls?

BALLS

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And to think that it takes very little to make a child happy....

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Bill and Ben | Tom Cardy

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Orange juice

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you can hear the accent without unmuting the video

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Yes, you can still answer if you are cisgender. I encourage everyone to vote!

Please reblog for a bigger sample size!

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i am very curious about this because i only remembered this is an option like yesterday so i have to ask