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any time I see the word "safety", there's an about 50% chance of a 1800s style advertisement from an alternative universe where (and the funny part is we never learn any details or even why, sort of like a noodle incident) for whatever reason making tea is a dangerous, risky process, for a product called "SafeTea", promising "a perfect cup every time - with zero risk. Even a child can do it!", including a picture of a smug kid with a teacup, with a couple adults in the background looking in shock, bearing some marks from injuries like singed hair and torn clothes

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My therapist: Ball Cipher isn't real and cannot hurt you

Ball Cipher:

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Yeah audiobooks don't tend to work out that well for me either.

Honestly I love this guy's love of books, it's so pure. I love reading myself but don't manage to be as dedicated I guess? Books are awesome though.

MY YEAR-END READING STATISTICS #Wrapped

(originally for the Guardian)

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People skip my escort quest due to my low walk speed and lackluster quest rewards

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If I were found in a 'night at the museum" situation, there would be no wacky hijinks, let me tell you. I'd kill myself instantly. The wax figures wouldn't even be alive yet and I'd be dead.

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You should read Blindsight, one of the coolest things was that an alien species actually exploited this by detecting saccades as they happened and only moving then.

Also you can sorta test this yourself - if you manage to focus perfectly on a point, you might notice you're slowly getting blind to whatever you're looking at. It's trippy as hell, actually.

So, something I learnt the other day. So, you know how dinosaurs supposedly can't see you if you stand still? Well that myth is based on real-life lizards/etc and how eyes in general work. So, once my dad starts infodumping, here comes some other cool information. We, humans, can in fact, also not see something unless it's moving. We fixed this by having our eyes constantly shake. And then our brain compensates for us, so we don't have to have shaky vision.

What if aliens don't have this? Like. What if they find out when one of us was looking at something in the distance, and they walk around this thing that's in front of them, and the alien is confused so they bob their head and oh, there's a thing there, but how did the human know that, and then we explain and they're like, horrified.

Humans are apex predators. They can hunt in packs. They can hunt in pairs. They can hunt on their own. They're persistance predators, which is unheard of. They get stronger when they're mad or scared. They have this thing called 'body language' which acts like a type of hivemind, even if they'll claim it isn't. And. They can see you. When you're not moving. They can still see you. If you ever find yourself in a fight against a human, for whatever reason? Run. Run as fast as you can. And hope, pray if you have a religion, that they won't follow.

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me flirting with a wildlife biologist who has never slept with a tgirl before

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BMW's concept car: give it a carussy and a gear shift that looks like a clit. men aren't gonna know how to drive this thing

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#mood

Temperature regulation? What's that?

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Right the extra moon thing

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

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on some emulators you can just disable the layers until you have just what you want

Jafar's talksprite in Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories is 123 pixels tall.

The GBA screen is only 160 pixels tall. Jafar is over 3/4rds the height of the screen.

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I'd rather put "debugging" there, as once the phenomena are explained they become known as "features". But that's 95% of programming, at least the parts that aren't copypasting useless boilerplate, so close enough I guess

Unexplained Phenomena, Software Programming

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For the uninitiated:

You finally get to the front of the line for bottom surgery and the doctor is like "OK the last set of penises and vaginas just went out. What do you want instead?" and vaguely waves their arm at a nearby storage room full of non-biological things.

What do you take instead?

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RESISTANCE IS FUTILE YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED

my harem romance but the male protagonist doesn't realize the women have been working together to crack his egg

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drop this sunflower🌻into the inboxes of the blogs that make you happy! lets spread a little sunshine ☀️

(There's no condition say it's must be moots >:3)

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thank you ^_^

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I'm autistic and learning to do this was a big help in getting less socially awkward, I hope this helps someone

Something that helps

If you blurt out something that you thought would be funny but it comes across as insensitive, just quickly say, “I’m sorry, that was rude, what I meant was…”

If you say something in anger or frustration, take a breath and say, “I’m sorry, that was hurtful, let me rephrase…”

If you say something heartfelt, but it comes across as insincere or ironic, say “That sounds like I’m just saying it, but I’m being truly honest…”

If you accidentally tell the waiter “enjoy your meal” just laugh and say a quick “so sorry, my brain isn’t working today!” and you will most likely get a commiserating chuckle in return.

Most of the time, the other person will accept your apology with no harm done. Sometimes they even insist they understood what you meant the first time and clarification was not needed. At times, maybe they have a right to be upset, but it never hurts to apologize again so they know that you’re taking their feelings into account.

Repeat after me. It’s okay to be bad at conversation. Knowing how to apologize makes it easier.

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Dang it. I just realized a Weird Sex Fantasy Scenario from when I was a teenager doesn't work anymore because I transitioned.

I knew there would be downsides to this "being a girl" thing, and after years of searching I've finally found one!