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I KNEW I WAS GONNA GET A JT AND YELI REUNION AND I’M LIVING FOR IT

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My kid: I want to drop out of high school

Me: Let me tell u a story about this band

My kid: Uh okay..dont know how this is relevant.

Me: One guy in this band thought flip flops were thongs

My kid: How is this relevant to my question

Me: Let me finish, that same guy thought the possibilities were endless and the drummer thought tadpoles were baby turtles

My kid: Mom answer my question.

Me: They dropped out of High school. Dont become luke and ashton.

My kid: ill ask dad.

Me: He was in the band. He was the bassist he said some dumb shit to

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ive officially decided that my favorite part of every baseball season will be when christian does an interview with barstool sports aaannndddd in response to this years interview, i just want a picture of him in his “miami chain”

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sorry that a lot of these are B L O C K S  O F  T E X T i wanted to keep every separate topic on one slide while sharing as much info as possible

anyway a slideshow about the milwaukee brewers presented by me, someone born and raised in wisconsin as a brewers fan!!

if you have any other q’s about the brewers, shoot me an ask and i’ll be sure to answer.

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this made me chuckle

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i am here to say today was freaking amazing. yeli looks so effing good in gray and he kicked ass today with a 5 for 5 day at the plate and i got to see all of it from 10 rows above his dugout. beyond proud of this man right here. 💙

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BACK ON BASEBALL TUMBLR AND IM PUMPED!! so i went to opening day in sd today and yeli was slaying everything!! so proud of all my fish that have moved on to be brewers and cardinals and yankees and mariners! i mean 2 home runs big g atta boy

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You know shit is about to go down when these fuckers have matching layouts

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10 pieces of advice to give yourself at the age of 20

At the age of 11, you learned that perfection does not always mean a flat tummy and a thigh gap. Go on and eat that second piece of cookie that you crave so much.

At the age of 12, you learned that just because you call her “mom” and him as “dad,” it doesn’t mean they inherently know how to be that. Also, suicide poison is not the cure for everything, it’s not a cure at all.

At the age of 13, you learned the difference between giving up and taking a rest. You might have given it your all but not make it. Remember to disregard everything that comes after but.

At the age of 14, you learned that standing up for everyone else does not mean that all of them will stand up for you when you need someone. Not one of them would be the first one to defend you, that spot is reserved for your name.

At the age of 15, you learned that people rarely mean what they say even if as a writer, you deem each and every word important. Learn to know the voices that speak sincerity and the voices that are just trying to get into your pants.

At the age of 16, you learned that letting go of people that only brings toxicity in your life is never a crime. Thinking about your own peace of mind does not make you selfish. Neither does placing yourself above that last number on your priority list.

At the age of 17, you learned that giving yourself to everyone willing could only lead to one thing: your own’s deterioration. Dear, you are more precious than someone who can’t even look into your eyes in the morning.

At the age of 18, you learned that loving and accepting yourself are two different things. Placing yourself in situations you are well aware of your self distraction is never loving yourself.

At the age of 19, you learned that lovers are not the only ones that can break your heart. People stay and go for a reason. Remember to treasure the rightful ones that life allowed to stay.

You’re 20 now and life has never been what you expected and planned it to be and that’s possibly the greatest thing that can happen into your life. You’re a writer but life writes with you, know when to let it leave significant marks and know when your own pen should be the one doing so.

written by bleakfantasies,  writing prompt #62: list 10 pieces of advice you’d give yourself

(via wnq-writers)

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BUT I NEED HELP PICKING A TEAM TO ROOT FOR IN THE POSTSEASON SO HIT ME UP WITH IDEAS

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i started bawling yesterday when i got the notification that the marlins game ended bc it hit me that regular season is over and i miss it already

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i just realized i never posted this but me and my best friend built up the courage to walk up to yeli's mom and take a picture and she was lowkey weirded out but did it anyway and she's a queen 10/10 recommend talking to her if you see her

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i am LIVING for the slow mo of the G and Yeli collision lol just glad my babies are all good :)

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i can't put into words how hard today has been, much less how it must feel for josé's family, friends and teammates. it's been a year since we lost him and yet i still see a bit of him in all the boys when they play everyday. he played the game in such a way the shocked many people and inspired many people and that legacy he leaves will never be gone. rest in peace niño, may you forever be throwing pitches with wicked movement up there

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update: christian yelich's mom just walked by me and said "that's my son" about my yelich jersey and i'm a mess

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i just met christian yelich's first grade teacher and she said he was sweet and shy and this trip is going great :)

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i know nobody cares but i just wanna say that i leave to see my favs today !!! this cali kid is leaving to (hopefully) meet her fav cali kid and i've never been happier :)