httpcutchens
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Hey. Reach out your hand I got something for ya.
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Every County With A Target Location.
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*tastes potion like a chef testing the soup* hm. needs more eye of newt.
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“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos
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Phineas and Ferb: A-G-L-E-T! Aglet! Don’t forget it
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the business majors you didn’t oppress? they’re running the Wendys twitter now
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Anyway god told Eve she would die if she ate the apple because he’s a liar and can only function through threats and fear. Now that our eyes are open, as stated in Genesis 3:4-5, god can only demand our worship, thus creating the eternal damnation of hell as a threat. If he lied about the apple, surely he could also be lying about being bound to eternal damnation for denying his will and committing what he considers to be sin? In this essay I will
#eve did die#thats why humans die#before she ate the apple and was given knowledge humans were gonna live forever#but god gave people knowledge and mortality after the apple incident#being made in gods imagine wasnt saying we look like him it was saying we’d have eternal life with him#like#if youre gonna try to find plot holes.....#in the literal bible#do some research first
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This is the best Tumblr mobile glitch I’ve personally encountered in a long time
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How to make anything you do sound suspicious.
Be mostly specific.
I.e. “Yes. I bought this with legal, tender, money that was acquired legally.”
“I met with a friend who is alive.”
“I went to the still standing, not-burned home of my enemies.”
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do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”
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