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Ron: *late for Charms* Hey, sorry I'm late! I was...doing things.

Draco: *throws open the door looking noticeably disheveled* He pushed me down the fucking stairs!

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Um yes?

 Emma Watson at The Circle Premiere in Paris - 6/21/17

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No I most certainly did not

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How lucky am I that in all my time on tumblr (literally three months) I've never run into any snily shippers

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harry: yeah give me a chocolate frog

shopkeeper: and how would you like to pay for that?

harry: with deez knuts

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snapchat, insta, and quidditch=games that gryffindor just can’t lose. 

amazing illos & hilarz captions created exclusively for SparkNotes by the awesome @sasmilledge

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Gaston casually tossing around fire like it’s nothing. Boy you gonna set someone on fire. Didn’t they teach you this in school? Don’t play with matches and all that? He doesn’t even change his hand position. Jeez Gaston what are you doing

I say, we kill the beast!

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Can someone write or draw hermione waking Ron up at 3 am with this?

Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

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When someone you kinda know starts talking about Harry Potter and you just sit there like don't do it you're still in the closet you can't come out yet don't start yelling about your ships then they mention AVPM and your mind kicks into overdrive....

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For all you particularly good finders out there

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hermione tf what is this

which harry potter would be the best person to have by your side in the zombie apocalypse: discuss

(personally i’d want luna)

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Hermione is shocked by Jk’s new future

“Ron leaves me?!”

ron weasley leaves his jacket at home

ron freezely

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Ron: In the game of chess that is our relationship, Malfoy will never mate me.

Harry:

Hermione:

Ron: *blushing* That's a chess term!

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Baseball players are freaking awesome, guys

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

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no one scorns like malfoy!

watches porn like malfoy!

no one plots the deaths of muggleborns like malfoy!

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Hermione: (to herself) the hell is he talking about?