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human-being61 · 9 months ago

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I was not born for relationships I was born to pine and yearn

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human-being61 · 9 months ago

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When the situation so bad you have to deal with it through the three P’s of coping mechanisms (poetry, playlists, porn)

#idk how to tag shit #i think i’m very funny

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human-being61 · 1 year ago

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Gonna create a Will Wood rival band called Won’t Wouldn’t

#will wood #the normal album #in case i make it #will wood and the tapeworms #I think I’m very funny

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human-being61 · 1 year ago

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It’s just me and my girl failure book, my girl failure movie, and my girl failure music against the world

#mitski #black swan #the bell jar #sylvia plath #for the record I am the girl failure not these women

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human-being61 · 2 years ago

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i think it should be law that wherever your sound town is for spotify wrapped is where you can live. for free.

anyway rb with your spotify wrapped sound town 🫡

#ithaca ny #cause I like hadestown???#idk but okay

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human-being61 · 2 years ago

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The bottom shelf of my bookcase is the “Hall of Important Books” aka the books that mean the most to me. In it we have Pride and Prejudice, Little Women, A Tale of Two Cities, and of course, the entire The Folk of The Air series

#these are all the same level of cultural relevance in my mind #we also have howls moving castle #it’s the one year anniversary of me reading tcp twk and tqon and to celebrate the coassion I’m becoming obsessed again #tcp #the cruel prince #the wicked king #twk #the queen of nothing #tqon #the folk of the air #tfoa #should i tag the other books i mentioned?#sure #pride and prejudice #little women #a tale of two cities

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human-being61 · 2 years ago

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If you want to feel like you’re playing one of those mobile hair salon games instead of doing the hair of a real human being then I’m your gal

*sitting dead silent at a hair salon as I stare blankly at my own reflection for an hour* the hairstylist must think I’m so normal right now

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human-being61 · 2 years ago

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*sitting dead silent at a hair salon as I stare blankly at my own reflection for an hour* the hairstylist must think I’m so normal right now

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human-being61 · 2 years ago

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pack it up boys, biphobia is over

They really do know their audience

#/j #ofc but just in case #anyway I say this with love #i love them sm #watcher #ryan bergara #shane madej

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human-being61 · 3 years ago

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I have gained like forty followers in the past week and they’re all porn bots

#i cant do this anymore #save me #tumblr fix your app

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human-being61 · 3 years ago

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All of the posts about math are about math trending so how tf did it start trending in the first place????

#math

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human-being61 · 3 years ago

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Idk what happened to me but for some reason I guess I misread papyrus and thought this was talking about shipping perry the platypus and mettaton

“this ship would never happen because this and that and blah” well have u considered. that love is beautiful and i do whatever i want

#papyton #undertale #perry the platypus #idk wtf happened I just read platypus instead of papyrus #and I was like ok if they ship that ig no shame on my part

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human-being61 · 3 years ago

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You aren’t a real tumblr user if you haven’t felt the excitement of thinking you have a new follower only to realize they’re a porn bot

#tumblr #why have four of them followed me within the last day #what about me screams “I’m so desperate I will fall victim to the flirtation of an obvious robot’’#I’m not saying that’s an INCORRECT assumption persay but still

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human-being61 · 3 years ago

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Absolutely living for the political fiasco in England rn. Nice to know that the US isn’t the only shit show around here

#uk #liz truss #boris johnson #not trying to say that the US is so much better than the UK or anything like that #us still sucks hard #I’m just glad I get to make fun of another country for once #I mean the Brits are the ones making fun of the UK the most rn so it feels okay #mutual mocking you feel me #y’all make fun of us we make fun of you it’s a symbiotic relationship #prime minister #england #British #uk politics

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human-being61 · 3 years ago

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This is poetry

#wtf do i tag this as #no gay #that just makes me look homophobic #save or firefighters #firefighter #idk I think it’s funny #laugh clown

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human-being61 · 3 years ago

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Guys you have to listen to distractible and get it to number one on Apple and Spotify. if not for mark’s tasteful nudes, then to beat Joe Rogan

#I’m a minor so it’s not like I’m gonna buy his only fans anyways #I’m just supporting the cause #but just imagine #‘why am I not number one anymore?’#‘well Joe you ever heard of markiplier? good and you’re familiar with only fans right?’#markiplier #mark fishbach

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human-being61 · 3 years ago

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p,,,a,,,s,,,t,,,a

#pasta #pasta is love pasta is life #LIVE LAUGH PASTA

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