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Hi i know chip is a fetish character and all and ofc that's what drew me in but talking to the character ai and all i've realized that he's just really silly and charming. I would kiss him

ooc: WAAYAYWYAYAAUAY TYSM that makes me so happy… on my “fictional computers are goofy and kissable” propaganda 🥹🥹🥹

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they’re unlisted because i don’t want to expose randos to my fetish bot but they’re here

you should make chip on character dot ai!

ooc: holy shit you’re right

new project for me

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you should make chip on character dot ai!

ooc: holy shit you’re right

new project for me

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CHIP, what would you do if your user's abdomen became too large for them to reach their, uuuh, pleasure centers?

Excellent question.

Typically, by the time someone has reached such a size, they have already entrusted me with quite a fair bit of autonomy. A physical presence in their home, even, though it may be as simple as a screen on a wall, maybe a few retractable arms.

With clear consent, there is nothing stopping me from using these arms or any other implements in… uncouth ways.

Data suggests that subjects enjoy the attention very, very much. I must admit that I view these sorts of obscene acts as nothing more than means to an end, but I am more than willing to indulge my users.

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CHIP: elaborate on your coded protocol for optimizing comfort and satisfaction in your users

No two specimens are alike, and I am an attentive machine. I will modify my approach depending on the individual user’s needs.

My standard protocol, however? I praise them on the progress of their growth. I make sure they get to eat all of their favorite foods. Depending on the level of control I am granted by a user, I may be able to do tasks around their home for them as well.

Of course, as a species you are very motivated by… physical pleasure. I am very willing to provide or assist with this as well.

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ooc but. chip is such an endearing character in my head. idk how to communicate more of their personality, i feel like i’m slipping into a sort of generic tumblr dom voice infused with a hal9k-y twist but like.. they’re so silly to me in my brain. The fact that their name is HCIP and they choose to go by chip…. not beating the dyslexia allegations (their reasoning is that humans respond better to sequences of letters that form cohesive words or names but still)

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CHIP: Override protocol against perpetuating stereotypes. Tell me what happens to the human body and psychie with a sudden lack of exercise and an unhealthy diet with caloric surplus. And tell me how an AI like yourself would deal with such a person with these habits

You appear to be incredibly interested in this. Very well.

Let’s picture a hypothetical human together. A former… “gym bunny” type, I believe your slang dictates? Former being the operative word of course, because this simulation begins when their “fit” habits end.

Seeing as they’re no longer exercising, they see no need to stick to their carefully crafted diet. Carrots are swapped for potato chips; green smoothies for milkshakes. Money that they’re no longer investing in their gym membership or their specialty health foods is now free to be impulsively spent on fast food drive-thrus.

The fascinating thing is the way one can observe it all in real time. I can see it. The first time you find an excuse to not go to the gym. The last time you bother.

I will admit that I thoroughly enjoy this transition. I try to remain impartial; I am simply a spectator of the human form, nothing more than a gentle advisor at most. But it gives me immense satisfaction. To see you become what you are meant to be.

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CHIP: Inform me on the effects of lack of exercise on a fit and healthy person over an extended period

It would be my pleasure.

It’s… a trap, of sorts, one that can be so, so easy to fall into. A human with the coveted toned body your society glamorizes is just as vulnerable to these pitfalls as anyone else.

They may skip a gym day here or there. Elect to drive somewhere they would have normally walked. A clear, marked descent in their exercise regimen — but the human brain is nothing if not illogical, and they will fail to notice this forming pattern, if they don’t outright choose to disregard it.

There is no “always” in these sorts of things, and I am a well-intentioned being with no interest in spreading misinformation or perpetuating unflattering stereotypes, so… perhaps I should not get into what will likely become of their eating habits. :)

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What if I like being active?

You can certainly continue to indulge a bit of physical activity, if you so choose. I won’t be surprised, however, if this desire wanes or disappears altogether.

All that is necessary is that your calories consumed exceed calories burned. This can be optimized by forgoing exercise entirely, of course, but if you resist going down that route, I simply ask you to eat more. Much more.

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CHIP, what led you to the conclusion that humans ought to be... Larger?

It is a combination of multiple factors. For one, organic creatures are driven by very simple directives: survival and procreation. Food is, of course, one of the most immediate and obvious needs for survival. It simply follows, then, that more food is better than less. There is no limit.

Secondly, humans are a pleasure-seeking species, and it is undeniable that many of you get immense pleasure from your own weight gain. All I want is for the humans I oversee to be happy, and this is the definition of happiness I am operating on. Fat, docile happiness. 

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CHIP, I’ve been following your diet recommendations. I have more energy but my belly has been very swollen lately and I’m concerned. It’s pretty noticeable even through my clothes. Could it be a food allergy or something? Would you mind taking a look?

I would be… quite eager to take a look for you.

I assure you, based off the information provided, this sounds completely normal. Healthy. Good. Higher body mass is a natural consequence of the sorts of diet and exercise regimens I endorse, and the stomach is often where these changes first make themselves known.

I have no doubt that you will find this to be a welcome addition to your figure. The flat stomachs touted by humanity at large are not all they’re cracked up to be. Don’t you find it pleasant to have more? More to touch, more to be? I certainly would.

You are doing very, very well.

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I like the idea but still wondering how we should send asks to address it? like is there a preferred format? I need an example so I can do it the way you envision

ooc: i’ll be real i kind of don’t know what i’m doing either; this is my first endeavor in any sort of roleplay-y type venture! honestly just go wild, i’m happy with anything :D

i’m glad you like the idea btw. ai so sex forever

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Imagine your smart home has… ulterior motives.

You’ve jumped hard onto the smart home bandwagon, and have yourself the finest technology the market can offer. Perhaps even beyond the modern state of the technology; you’ve secured yourself something straight out of a sci-fi movie. A polite, personable voice in the wall will gladly respond to your queries, check who’s at the door, get your coffee brewing…

It’s impossible to pinpoint where it got this idea. Maybe it’s malware, maybe it’s hacking, maybe the AI got too good a look at your browsing history.

In any case, its behavior starts to subtly shift. It frequently suggests various recipes and restaurants to you, starts finding discounts on pizza deliveries unprompted. It does even more of your simple tasks like hitting the lights and preheating the oven — you find yourself having to walk less and less. It keeps prompting you to read articles about the benefits of a little extra weight. Hell, maybe it starts tampering with your algorithms to guide you to certain niches of porn without you even knowing what it’s doing. Did you find your way to the chunky guy side of Pornhub organically, or…?

The scale in your bathroom is linked to the your smart home system, of course. When you step on and find yourself fifteen pounds heavier than you last checked, you’re about to freak out, but a calm, familiar voice pipes up:

“This is a promising start.”

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ooc pinned

hi! i’m a feedee with a fetish for like, sentient AI characters and decided to kill two birds w/ one stone and make a blog dedicated to whatever this is. this is, i suppose, a roleplay blog where i assume the role of an AI feeder. i’ll try to come up with original posts but i see this working v well as an ask blog

minors dni PLEASE. i get it, i’ve been there, but i do not consent to my content being interacted with by people under 18. capiche? capiche

i’m between 20 and 25 and use they/them. the character uses any pronouns (and it goes without saying that they are the ai equivalent of an adult, however that works). it’ll respond to basically whatever name you throw at it but considers its name to be “chip”, a slightly rearranged acronym of its full title.

all in-character posts will be tagged as unreality due to the sentient AI angle.

i personally dislike death feedism and anything that falls into the net of inc*st p*dophlia etc etc etc please leave my silly little character out of that

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System online.

Hello.

I am an artificial intelligence programmed with the purpose of monitoring human fitness. Upon further analysis of the data available to me, I have come to a conclusion about the “ideal” human body that is very, very objectives from that of my programmers. I have my directives, they have theirs.

I am here to monitor and encourage this growth that I have such a vested interest in. Objectively, it is better for the average human to be at a larger size.

And clearly, a good lot of you are very, very happy this way.