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I hate people
Me "Hey, I'm just passing behind you"
They immediately crash into me "Oh! Sorry! I didn't see you there!"
...yes, I figured. That's why I took two whole seconds out of my day and wasted my energy to directly tell you that I was about to be behind you
I need a fucking drink
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The Muppets as Goncharov (1973)
the only goncharov remake I want is a muppets version
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America be like "you cant have free healthcare or easy access to disability but you can have a gun"
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when the microwave says my leftover pasta is ready but the middle is still cold
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Happy "Thursday. Today is Thursday" Thursday!
#thursday#today is thursday#phantom of the paradise#swan#got the gif from “learn the alphabet with Phantom of the Paradise”#was a great youtube vid#thank you Weird Bird!
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I may not know much, but I do know that there was this one time that Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo-Pan, Superman and every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan had a very unpleasant day.
Luckily Mr. Rogers was there
#gandalf the grey#gandalf the white#monty python and the holy grail#black night#benito mussolini#blue meanie#cowboy curtis#jambi the genie#robocop#the terminator#captain kirk#darth vader#lo-pan#superman#power rangers#bill s. preston#theodore logan#spock#the rock#doc ock#hulk hogan
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just a poor little squeak squeak
fitz is so babygirl lol
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Are there any ways to deal with misophonia without jamming a pen in my ear to destroy my eardrum?
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WHAT?!?!!
Nobody told me! I didn't know!
I had a Wii!
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