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(gripping the skink with both hands, pale and feverish, sweating and shaking as I look at myself in the mirror) “killing a character is a valid writing choice that can be a crucial plot mechanic and lend beauty and depth to the story as a whole” (wretches up blood into the sink) “even when it’s my favorite character”

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2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published

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I get that this is mostly a me thing but seeing so many posts making fun of "holy blood cannibalism pomegranate deer" style writing just makes me sad ;-; . guys that's a lot of people's first stab at poetry that's hobby art that's a vulnerable thing to post those are passion projects...

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THE RESIDENCE  (2025—) 1x02 “Dial M For Murder”

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The fabled eighth Gotch son (low-key rowdy)

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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i do however have absurd leg to torso proportions so whenever my brother who's half a foot taller than me drives my car he's like "it's so funny i don't need to adjust the seat" bc i'm just 90% leg like a newborn horse so one thing i'm gonna do ☝️ is reach the pedals

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"Every generation, a new trio of huntress is chosen to fulfill our ultimate duty. A barrier so strong, it is impenetrable that will keep demons and Gwi-ma from our world forever."

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You're Invited—to The Wedding of the New Epoch!

Jester Lavorre and Fjord Stone cordially request your presence... in a zine about their wedding!

In honor of the 2025 NYC live show, I will be your humble MC for a collection of short pieces set at, during, and around the Fjorester wedding. Everyone who's anyone will be there—and probably interacting in the most unusual of combinations! Maybe Allura Vysoren will get roped into a conversation with Athesias Uludan in his Comeback Tour Era. Perhaps Deirta Thelyss and Oliver Schreiber are having a night of cold war-intrigue trying to deliver the most extravagant gift on behalf of their respective monarch. Might the Nightmare King derail Isharnai from her quest for fairy tale vengeance... by asking her for a dance? Whatever you can imagine (and write in under 600 words), it can happen!

Your RSVP is requested by July 31st, 2025, via the form below, wherein you will also find further details about the parameters, including how to express interest in submitting art.

Please use the official wedding hashtag, #FjoreverToJester, to follow along!

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30 years ago the future looked like this Mitsubishi Gaus Concept, 1995. Presented at the 31 Tokyo Motor Show, the "Global Adventure Utility System" was a cross between an SUV and a minivan with giant gullwing doors. Inside the front seats swivelled to face the rear

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i don't think i ever posted this because of my long tumblr hiatus at the time? anyway

saw this shirt online and instantly thought of flint <3

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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lmaooo, thanks paul, dropout, ace tag

on behalf of the asexual community I'd like to thank paul robalino for this screenshot